02/06/12 Update: Changed from Spain calling France amiga to amigo. Thanks MewMewKokoro. I also fixed some spelling issues and mistakes also changed 'pirate' to 'prank' ^w^'''

Chapter 4! Yay! I'm updating like crazy! Which is awesome! I'll be going back to my hometown for a couple of days so enjoy! -cries- So many mistakes in the last chapter!

To Myrna Meave: Yes, you may join us. Become one, da? ^J^

To MewMewSugara: It's alright, Cassi. Things happen. Glad you liked the chibis! And it was either Mochimerica getting eaten by them or by 'accidentally' being thrown off the building.

To Swirly592: Go Team Chibis! Glad you like it!

To MewMewKokoro: Ah! I know! T^T I saw all the mistakes after I reread the chapter. I really shouldn't be writing while I'm high on sugar when writing sometimes...I don't know how he can be asexual AND talk about his 5 meters all the either. I should probably ask Vyera about this. She's the German expert (to me) after all.

Yay! Disclaimers! –sarcasm-

Hetalia doesn't belong to me! Only the randomness and the OCs! Oh, and I wrote this chapter and the previous chapters in English (United Kingdom) so...yeah ._.

Morgan's POV

I rubbed the sides of my head. I couldn't believe what I was hearing or seeing or holding. "So...Prussia used some chibi-fying ray gun and turned them all into chibis?"

Spain nodded wearily. "Si, mi amiga, that is exactly what happened. They will be in this state for the next three days," he didn't really sound sad but a little happy especially holding the cursing Chibi Vyera.

"Pretty awesome how you can hear this while being so calm," Prussia grinned. "Well, except for the fainting of course," he added.

I huffed. "I'll be just fine as long as Norway is with me," I said while brushing Chibi Norway's warming cheek against mine. "Besides, I think Dom sort of prepped me a bit for insanity like this"

Chibi Dominique blinked. "I did?"

"Sorry about this but..." I looked up and Alice was in a sweater and jeans combo. A dark blue duffle bag was slung over her right shoulder. "I really have to go and get to work on my term paper," she said and shot me a small sympathetic look. "Sorry dumping all this on you, Morgan," she said.

I smiled up at her. "It's alright, makes life a little more interesting here," I said happily and petted Chibi Norway's soft hair. Darn it, he is just too adorable.

Alice nodded. "Alright then," she said and pointed at France and Spain. "You two will be in charge of the cooking. Do not and I mean NEVER let the chibis near the kitchen or there will be hell to pay," she said gruffly before leaving.

"Hmph, my cooking is just fine," England scoffed and crossed his little arms over his chest. He jumped out of France's lap and climbed up to take the empty couch spot next to me. "So, you're Irish?" his face darkened and there was some hostility in his voice.

"Angleterre, it's very rude to antagonize with such a beautiful young lady!" he scolded Chibi England but winked at me. "I could show you how much of a positive influence I can be, ma cheri"

"Nu-uh! I'm Team Norway all the way!" I snapped and pulled Norway onto my lap.

France sighed and petted Chibi Dominique's head. "Oh well, mon petit renard, it seems it will take Papa some time to find you a mama," he breathed out and kissed her little chibi head lightly. I could almost squeal at the cuteness and scream at the France-ness.

"I'm bloody 23 for sugar's sake!" she shouted and kicked her feet until France released her. She landed her feet onto the carpet. "Anyways, I'm hungwy," she pouted and rubbed her little tummy.

Her statement started to make my stomach gurgle too. "Yeah, I'm starving too," I frowned and rubbed my stomach. "And I'm craving for cheesy gooey homemade pizzas," I grinned.

"Awesome! Homemade pizzas it is!" Prussia grinned. All of us proceeded to the kitchen. With Spain's helped, we made enough dough for everyone even the chibis. They had to stand on top of stools so they could reach the counters. I smiled happily as I kneaded the dough with Chibi Norway's little ones.

"This is fun!" Chibi Cynthia giggled, more mashing than kneading the floury dough. She was paired up with Chibi Vyera who did not like her friend making a huge mess of the kitchen countertop. "Hey, Vyera, wanna knead it?" she asked handing the big dough to her.

Vyera coughed as the flour circled the air. "Yeah," she coughed waving flour particles away before beginning to knead.

"Up!" Spain said tossing his dough up in the air. It hovered momentarily before landed perfectly back in his hands. I clapped my hand in amazement. He smiled. "Gracias, gracias," he said taking a little bow.

Chibi England growled lowly. "I'll show you, tomato bastard!" he shouted and tossed his dough high in the air. Unfortunately, it fell on top of his little blonde head. We all couldn't help but to laugh. He pouted. "It's the dough's fault!"

"Oh, Angleterre," France sighed, helping the grumpy English chibi get the dough off. He used a dry washcloth to brush the flour off his head. "Always a grumpy one, aren't we?" France smiled as though remembering something.

"Shut up, frog," England pouted and crossed his arms over his chest.

I sighed. "Boys..." I said with a small smile.

"Hah! Check this awesome toss!" Prussia tossed his bough high in the air. It fell back down on to Prussia's first. "Kesesesese~ !" he laughed.

"Good job, Prusse," France compliment. "Ah, Angleterre, you don't use a meat cleaver to knead the dough!"

I couldn't help but laugh. Then my eyes wondered to last but not least: Chibi Romania and Chibi Dominique. They were already finished with their dough and were putting the toppings together. They made a huge smiley face with a bunch of pepperoni on the pizza pie.

"Aw...c'mon, Norway, let's put toppings on ours too," I chimed. Norway nodded and grabbed almost everything but olives. "Ah, it looks like a troll, Norway," I said tilted my head a bit to see the picture.

"Because trolls are awesome," he said happily with a small smile.

"Hey, that's my word, squirt!" Prussia yelled.

When all the pizzas had been garnished, we put them all in the ovens (around three ovens). The chibis were so cute! All of them were standing outside the ovens and watched their pizzas cooked. When the timer went off, signalling for the pizzas to be removed from the oven, Spain and France helped get them all out.

"Dom and Romania, sitting in a tree~" Chibi Cynthia sang as we all ate out pizzas together. She grinned and kicked her legs happily when Chibi Dominique's face turned bright scarlet. Chibi Romania blushed slightly and smiled a bit.

"Kesesese~ Look at those love birds!" Prussia laughed, patting Chibi Cynthia's back approvingly. "Excellent taunting, kleine. You have learned well from the awesome me" Cynthia only grinned at him.

Chibi Vyera rolled her eyes while still chewing on her pizza slice. "I still can kick your arses any day," she grumbled.

"Seriously, Prussia, what are you teaching them?" England said and chewed on his black pizza. Don't ask how but he managed to turn it into charcoal.

"My awesomeness of course," Prussia grinned.

I resisted myself not to roll my eyes. "Don't teach them anything too life changing. We don't know the after effects of this chibi thing will do to them once they turn back to their normal selves," I said in a serious tone.

"I'm bored," Chibi Vyera whined. "Can't we play something?"

A smiled immediately formed on my lips. "How about hide and seek or tag after lunch?"

The little one huffed and banged her little fists on the table. "No! I'm bored now!"

"Honhonhon~ I can entertain you if you want," France said.

Chibi Vyera sneered at him. "Stay the f**k away from me, motherf-"

"Father!" I quickly cut her off. She gave me the 'you are going to pay' look.

Chibi England looked confused. "What's hide and seek?"

Prussia snickered. "How old are you to not know what hide and seek is?"

The chibi frowned. "I had a lot of work to do when I was a child so I had never had the chance to experience any of those things," Chibi England's voice was cracking and I could see little tear drops forming at the corners of his eyes. "It's not my fault that my people were in conflict the day I was born," he pulled his knees up to his chest and I saw his lower lip quivering.

France slapped Prussia at the back of his head. "How could you make mon petit Angleterre cry, Prusse!" France yelled as he continued to slap Prussia at the back of his head.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! It's not my fault you raised him to be a cry baby!" Prussia yelled and hits France at the back of his head every time France hits him. During this, Spain was stretched back and asleep.

"This is just like the world meeting all over again," Norway said. The rest of us couldn't help but to nod in agreement.

"I'm thirsty," Chibi Romania whined. I saw his red eyes flickered a bit. All of the nations stopped fighting and panicked at Chibi Romania.

Chibi England rushed to him. "Romania, just hold it for a couple of days, okay?" he said worriedly while patting his friend's back. He shot the rest of us a kinda serious/rape/panic look. "Somebody cut themselves or something before he freaks out!" he whispered.

"England, I can hear you," Chibi Romania growled. "And how many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not a vampire!" he shouted while waving his arms around. "Just because Vlad the Impaler was my boss and that I did drink blood at that time, still do from time to time," he gave us all a small toothy grin. "Doesn't make me a vampire, simti bine?"

"Oh, don't worry, we believe you completely, Romania?" Chibi Vyera said with obvious sarcasm and she finished her pizza. "Can we play hide and seek now?" she asked with a mischievous grin.

"S-sure, Vyera," I said awkwardly. "Not it!" Everyone else followed after me except for France.

He smiled sheepishly. "I do enjoy seeking, ma cheri," he mused. It made me shiver a bit.

"Okay then, France, you'll count to...a hundred! Now everyone hide and let the games begin!" I said happily before we all ran to hide from France.

France's POV

"Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine...a hundred," I said and pulled myself away from the wall. "Honhonhon~ They really have hidden themselves very well," I said to myself as I inspected my surrounding area.

My eyebrows rose when I saw a little patch of dirty blonde hair sticking out from behind the pure white couches. I crept up slowly up to the couch and saw the little chibi huddling in the corner. "Honhonhon~ Bonjour, Angleterre," I said happily and placed my hand on his head. I cocked an eyebrow when he didn't respond. "Angleterre?" I shifted his head a bit and saw him sleeping. "Oh, you silly little boy," I whispered with a small smile.

"H-huh?" I heard England wake up. He looked up to me with a glare. "You wine bastard! How did you find me so fast? And get your hands off me!" he shouted and slapped my hand away. He sat back against the wall and closed his eyes. "Congratulations on finding me. Now leave me be while I take a rest," he said with a gruff before falling back to sleep again.

I sighed. "Have your way, Angleterre," I said and went to look around the kitchen. "Now, I know I heard someone come in here," I looked around the kitchen carefully and I looked behind the counters. "Honhonhon~ Found you, Spain~"

He looked up to me with a weak smile before standing up. "Seems you found me quite fast, mi amigo," he laughed weakly. "I knew I shouldn't have hidden in such an obvious place"

"Oh, do not worry, mon ami, I found Angleterre first before I found you," I reassured him and patted his shoulder. "And do mind looking over Angleterre for me? He's asleep behind the couch at the moment"

Spain nodded. "No hay problema, mi amigo. I'll look over him"

"Merci, mon ami," I nodded to him as he walked passed me. I exited the kitchen and checked other places. None in the study. Nobody in the guest room or bathrooms. "No one," I frowned and closed the closet.

"Ahchoo!" I heard a sneeze when I closed the closet door. I reacted quickly and opened it. "Come out, come out, where ever you are, mon cheri," I called out and felt around the contents of the closet. I saw a large pockets of cleaning supplies hanging against the door. I felt the insides of the pockets. "Aha! There you are, mon cheri!" I grinned at Chibi Cynthia.

"Gah! Child molester!" she screamed. "Oh, wait, I'm 24," she laughed, making my smile grew wider.

"But you are still adorable, mon cheri!" I chimed and pulled her into a loving hug. Ah, she felt so warm in my arms. The softness of her cheeks reminds me of a freshly baked soufflé. I let out a small sigh. "If I only I could have this moment for the rest of my life"

"Stop it, you jerk!" I snapped out of my dazedness and I saw little Chibi Vyera glaring up at me.

"Oh, hello there, little one, did you come to see- ouf!" I gasped when she stomped on my foot. I fell on one knee and let Chibi Cynthia go. "W-why you little brat!"

Chibi Vyera grabbed Chibi Cynthia's hand and tossed her aside. "MORTAL KOMBAT!" the little girl screamed and slapped me in the face.

"You did not just-" she slapped me. "You did it again!" I yelled at her. She scowled at me and continued slapping my face. Oh, mon visage, it hurts so much. Those little palms of hers are painful.

"FINISH HIM!" Chibi Cynthia shouted in encouragement. Chibi Vyera slapped both my cheeks as hard as possible, sending me tumbling to the floor. "Winner! Vyera Reinhardt!" Chibi Cynthia cheered. "Now let's make a break for it before he gets up and kills us," she said quickly. The two of then ran away from me and I heard a faint 'tomato bastard!'.

I groaned and stood up, rubbing my stinging cheeks. "That little girl has one hard slap," I thought to myself.

Dominique's POV

"MORTAL KOMBAT!" I heard Vyera's voice echoed through the hallway. I shifted around a bit under the bed.

"Looks like they've been founded already," Romania whispered, lying down on his tummy next to me.

"Everyone knows you don't use the Home Alone 3 trick in hide and seek," I whispered with a small giggle. "How long do you think we'll have to hide here?"

He shrugged. "Nu stiu. Maybe minutes, maybe hours"

"I don't want be under my bed for hours," I whined while trying to relax my shoulders and elbows. "But it was genius of you to use these animal costumes to pose as stuff animals, Romania"

He grinned. "Oh, that? I just wanted to see you in fox pyjamas," his grin got bigger when I flushed.

"You. Are. Evil," I growled lowly at him. Romania smirked. "Aw...don't be angry, mea vulpe," he whispered and inched closer to me.

"Bonjour~ Mon ami~" France's voice rang. I quickly held my breath and heard him walking around the room. Romania placed a finger over his lips. I nodded. The both of us laid our heads and limbs down, making sure that our faces were not seen. I heard France's footsteps stopped and he crouched down. "Nothing but stuffed animals," he sighed and grabbed my back.

I squeaked. "Handle with care!"

France pulled me out from under the bed and held me up. "Did this toy just talk?" he asked and tilted his head to the side. He poked my tummy. I chewed my lower lip to avoid laughing. "C'mon, talk," he said and poked me repeatedly.

I couldn't help but to laugh. My head shaking caused me to reveal my face. "You found me," I breathed out, trying to recover from the laughing.

"What an adorable costume you have on, mon petit renard!" he cooed and petted my head. He held me and rocked me side to side.

"Laissez-moi aller, bâtard du vin!," I yelled at him while hitting his chest with my tiny fists. "Lâchez-moi! Lâchez-moi! Lâchez-moi!" I yelled at him repeatedly.

"Ohonhonhon~ Why would I do that, mon petit renard~?" he chimed and nuzzled his nose in my cheek. I blushed and winced. Suddenly, he pulled away from my cheek abruptly in a panic. "Gah! Romania!"

I looked down and saw Romania grabbing France's leg and glaring up at him. "Let go of her, vin nenorocit," he growled lowly at him. France screamed and dropped me on my bed.

"T-thanks, Romania!" I grinned as Romania crawled out from under the bed.

"Romanian panda! Romanian panda!" France scream, trying to shake Romania off his leg.

I laughed weakly. "This is just plain insane," I muttered.

"ROMANIAN PANDA!"

France's POV

After sending Chibi Dominique and Chibi Romania downstairs, I continued my search for l'amo- I mean, the others. Yes, Prussia, Morgan and little Chibi Norway. My next stop was supposedly Vyera's room...

"Gah! Stay away from my vital regions!" the young Morgan ran passed me, carrying the Chibi Norway.

"I just want to hold Chibi Norway for a minute!" Prussia screamed before running pass me.

I smiled. "Well that was easy~"

Morgan's POV

"Finally, they're asleep," I sighed, putting the blankets over the chibis sleeping together on one large futon. I plopped myself next to Prussia and turned on the TV. "Yes~ Kung Fu Panda is on," I said with a smile.

France took a spot next to me. "Now that the children are asleep, perhaps it is time for us to get more acquainted, mon cheri," he whispered putting an arm over my shoulder.

I shivered and hid behind Prussia. "Take him instead," I said and pushed Prussia towards France.

"H-hey! Not awesome! I'm way too awesome for the wine bastard!" Prussia whisper-shouted backing away from France.

"Mi amigos, please be quiet or the children will wake up," Spain whispered worriedly.

"I SAW A MIDGET!" Chibi Cynthia shouted and sat up. At first we panicked but then she laid down and went back to sleep.

"T-that was a close one," said Prussia. He leaned back and sigh. "These guys are waaay louder than Ludwig was when he was a kid"

"But these days make you feel young again, non?" France said while shaking his head. "All those colonies and areas that we conquered..." he sighed. "I miss the good old days"

"The Austrian War of Succession is my favourite," Prussia nodded. "Did you remember that four eyed bastard's face? Kesesese~ Priceless!" he laughed and slapped his knee. "Awesome times, right, Spain?"

"I only did it to get Feliciano back," Spain said solemnly. "And in the end, he still stayed with Austria"

"Well, he was in love with Holy Roman Empire," I said with a nod. It earned me the shocked stares of the Bad Touch Trio. "Wait, you didn't know?"

"M-my little North Italy was in love?" Spain tried to sound as quiet as possible but there was no denying the shock in his voice. He stared at Prussia. "Did you know anything about this?"

"N-nein! Holy Roman Empire disappeared a long time ago!" Prussia said quickly. "And he never told me anything about being in love!"

"Well, mes amis," France began putting both of his hands on both of his buddies. "Send me a wedding invitation to their union, oui?"

"Not now, France!" they yelled at him at the same time.

"Big brother?" a small timid voice made everyone go silent. We turned our heads to the chibis and saw one of them was awake. "Romania," Chibi Dominique whispered and snuggled closely to Chibi Romania.

I think my cuteness meter just broke. "Mon petit renard," France mused, looking really high for some reason. I didn't know it was possible to get high on cuteness until now. Hm...I should probably submit this discovery and get like a Nobel Prize of Awesomeness or something like that.

I stood up. "Anyways, guys, it's getting pretty late. See you in the morning!" I said, waving them off and headed to the guest bedroom.

Time skipping~ Whee~

France's POV

I was dreaming. I dreamt of beautiful men and women surrounding me. They all wanted me. They worshipped me, even the ground that I walk on they were willing to kiss. We celebrated l'amour every day. It was surely a perfect world. Yes, a perfect world just for moi.

"You wine bastard! Wake up!" Angleterre's voice called. I felt a heavy pressure on my stomach and my eyes shot open to Chibi England sitting on me. "I want breakfast!" he yelled and jumped on my stomach. "Breakfast now! Breakfast now! Breakfast now! Breakfast now!" he repeated and kept jumping.

"Stop it, Angleterre! I'll get to cooking right away!" I said painfully, getting up from the couch. I sighed. "Seriously, mon petit Angleterre, you woke me up from such a pleasant dream..."

"I don't give a damn about your perverted dreams! Just make me breakfast now!" he yelled. Then, he pouted. "I would have made breakfast for everyone myself but I can't reach the stove as you can see," he frowned, looking down to his stubby feet.

Yes, and everyone would have died from that charcoal you call food. "Well, now they can taste my wonderful French food instead of that charcoal you call food~ Ohonhonhon~" I laughed and made my way to the kitchen.

"Get back here, frog! Nobody insults my food and gets away with it!"

Norway's POV

My eyes opened to the morning sunrise and the smell of something delicious being cooked. I sat up from my pillow and looked around. "It seems I fell asleep without realizing it," I said to myself.

I picked myself up and proceeded to bathe first. "I did not consider this factor," I mumbled looking up to the tall shower. I looked around and saw the bathtub. Perfect. I closed the door behind me and proceeded to shower. "Hm...I wonder how my clothes shrank when I was hit by that ray gun," I thought and placed my clothes neatly at the side.

It took a short fifteen minutes for the bathtub to be filled with water. I placed myself inside it, wincing a bit at the heat from the water. "Note to self: Add more cold water next time," I whispered. "Now, where is the soap?"

I looked over to my right and saw the small white bar. I picked it up but it slipped from my hands and fell into the water. "Ah, this is bad" I attempted to grab the soap but it kept evading me. I shot a small glare at it. "I will get you"

Still, I was able to wash myself. I unplugged the drain and watched the water being sucked into a vortex. I should probably study that effect later when I have the time. Perhaps, I should use Google. I shook my head. No, there were cases where Google provided false information. I rubbed my head. "This is hard"

During this inner discussion of whether to use Google or not, I put my clothes back on and went outside.

"Ah, Norway! There you are!" Morgan called and waved at me. I made my way to the dining room and pulled myself a seat next to her. "Where were you, Norway? I was a bit worried when you went missing just now," she said with a worried face. "And here, France made us all French toast for breakfast so you better eat up," she smiled, her bright blue eyes twinkling as she put the plate of French toast in front of me.

My heart started to beat fast when I saw her face. "Thank you, Morgan," I said politely to her and turned to eat. Why do I feel so strange when I'm around her? Could this be what that Frenchie keeps blabbering about? "This is so strange," I said to myself.

"It's because it's the bloody frog's food! If it were my food, it would have been much better!" England shouted and glared at his plate. I winced a bit at his voice. Must he be so angry so early in the morning?

"Don't be such a sour puss, Iggy," Cynthia pouted.

"Do not call me that!"

"Yeah, whatever, Iggy, you better eat or you'll really mmmhhmmmm," at this point she stuffed her mouth with the French toast. She reminds me quite a bit of America now that I think about it.

Vyera sighed. "Don't talk with your mouth full, you idiot," she said with a disapproving shake of her head. "If not, your cheeks are gonna expand until they look like elephant's ears"

"C'mon, Vyera, don't scare Cynthia like that!" Prussia scolded her a bit. "I don't really mind actually but at least, let me in on it!"

I face palmed. That man...I wondered how Germany was able to be the way he is living with Prussia.

"No more fighting~ Wait until it's the afternoon and then, resume," Dominique said with a yawn. It looked like she was about to fall asleep on Romania. Seems she has quite a fondness over him. Girls can be strange. He is a vampire, isn't he? In fact, a lot of girls have been interested in vampires since that book series America produced was published. Twilight, was it? I forgot.

Out of nowhere, a song was heard coming from Morgan. "Excuse me for a moment," she said sheepishly and took out a phone from her pocket. She pressed it against her ear. "Hello? Oh, hi, big bro! Yeah, everything's great here! Dominique is being an awesome hostess!"

"Nobody's more awesome than me!" Prussia rebelled. Is there a single day where he doesn't say that word?

"Twelve o' clock tomorrow?" she sounded a bit disappointed. "Oh, okay, I'll see you soon, big brother," she said sadly and puts away her phone.

"Are you alright, mi amiga?" Spain asked her.

Morgan nodded. "It was my big brother. He was just reminding me that he'll come pick me up by noon tomorrow," she said with a forced smile.

"Can't you stay longer, Morgan?" Dominique asked, looking a little more than disappointed.

"Yeah but I'll come back to visit as much as possible afterwards so don't get all depressed about it," she said with a light hearted laugh. A-ah...my heart is beating faster again. "Look forward to tomorrow too! If memory serves me right, you guys will be back to normal by then!"

"I'm definitely looking forward to that!" Romania said with a big toothy smile. I shivered. That left canine of his makes me feel a little frightened from time to time.

"And it'll also be Prank Valentine's Day, need I remind you?" Vyera said a smirk. Oh, right, the plan. "And Dominique..." she said eyeing Dominique, who looked particularly terrified. "It's year number three so you're next~"

"What's Prank Valentine's Day?" England asked, looking confused.

Well, this is going to be interesting...and loud...very loud...

I felt bad for not giving little Norway much dialogue! Especially since he's been such a good boy!

Romania: -puppy dog eyes- You like Norway better than me now?

Me: Aw...don't cry, Romania. You're always the number one guy in my heart!

Next chapter will be a Valentine's chapter! Or Prank Valentine in this case...Bah! Whatever!