Operation R.A.I.D
Running
Asians
Insanely
Dangerous
After a raid on the former delightful mansion, the ITFBTM are sent to spy on some of the top operatives. This goes about as well as you'd expect.
Before we start, I just wanted to say that for the five of you have that probably haven't figured this out, Numbuh 417 is an author avatar that's based on me(Not totally the same though), so sorry if she's getting a lot of focus. At least she has a reason for not being around in the show! She's a moonbase pilot(More detail in first episode) and she lives somewhere else.(Revealed in this episode) Also this episode(plus two later ones) will being showing some more of her personality and backstory. Trust me, this girl's got a reason for the way she behaves.
"Kids Next Door rules!"
"Kids Next Door rules, Numbuh 362 sir!"
Inside the Kids Next Door auditorium, Numbuh 362 stood in the middle of thousands of Kid Next Door operatives, all eager to hear what had to be said.
"As I'm sure most of you know, Father is still missing," Numbuh 362 said as she paused letting everyone cheer before continuing. "As annoying as he could be, his mansion was full of some great stuff, so, we're going on a little raiding trip!" This lead to more cheers and shouts as everyone rushed to the hanger. Numbuh 362 dismissed her guards before walking after everyone.
"A raid? Who are you and what have you done with Rachel?" Numbuh 417 said as she walked up behind her friend.
"What's wrong with me doing a raid?" Numbuh 362 shot back, a smile forming on her face.
"I have been begging you for months to do this! And NOW of all times you pick to do it?" Numbuh 417 responded.
"Well…...I things do and requests to remove my brother to shred!" Numbuh 362 smirked as she held a piece of paper in Numbuh 417's face. Before Numbuh 417 could look over it, a scream was heard as Numbuh 363 took off down the hall, a monstrous shadow following him, which shrank as it got closer, revealing it to be Joey, who ran over to his owner.
"Good boy, Joey!" She said as the hamster jumped in her pocket. Behind her, Numbuh 362 couldn't help but grin.
"What if the delightfuls are there?" Numbuh 14 shouted over a com channel. By now, nearly every operative on the planet was surrounding the mansion, all ready to grab some stuff from Father.
"Let's turn them back to normal!" Numbuh 60 said.
"I've told you, we're not done yet! It needs to have a power source of over eleventy billion to work!" Numbuh 71.562 argued. "I don't even know if we've hit ninety billion yet! We have a process to get it higher but we'd need to test the first design out first!"
"BORing!" Numbuh 417 yelled at them. "Let's just go!"
"Be patient, Numbuh 417!" Numbuh 362 yelled back from Sector V's ship.
"I'm about as patient as a rodent and you know it!"
"She seems nice," Numbuh 3 said, oblivious to fact she knew Numbuh 417 pretty well.
"Sir, I can confirm that the mansion is empty," Numbuh 88(He's that dog guy from GRADUATES) said from his own ship.
"Well then, KIDS NEXT DOOR! RAID!" Numbuh 362 said as several operatives made a beeline for the mansion. All of them quickly jumped out of their ships and raced inside
"Man, this place is creepy! Creepier then normal, I mean," Numbuh 2 said as he walked into the main room. It was quiet, almost too quiet…
CRASH!
All of the operatives jumped at sound, only to meet a laughing Numbuh 417 and another girl. She looked a little younger then Numbuh 417. The girl was wearing a soccer jersey, leggings, and high-tops and had light brown hair and blue eyes.
"Um, Numbuh 417, what are you doing with Numbuh 37?" Numbuh 1 asked Numbuh 417, who was still trying to compose herself.
"And I thought you were supposed to be smart!" Numbuh 37 said to Numbuh 1. "I'm Numbuh 417's younger sister!" Almost everyone's jaws hit the floor. Numbuh 37, the leader of Sector NJ and a up and coming soccer star, was related to Numbuh 417, a secretive pilot that can't even ride a bike? Numbuh 417 face plamed.
"I'm gonna go see if I find anything cool," She whispered to her sister, who just jumped on her back.
"Give me a piggy back ride!" Numbuh 37 demanded.
"Fine!"
After nearly three hours, Father's mansion had been almost completely stripped of anything that was inside. There was just one thing that was confusing Numbuh 1. Father had stolen a bunch of toys over the years and had stashed them in a safe. So why was the safe nowhere to be found?
"Hey, Numbuh 1? Any reason you're starin' off into space?" Numbuh 4 asked his leader as he helped Numbuh 3 carry some rainbow monkeys back to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"You have been like that for a while, boss," Numbuh 5 said as she came up to him.
"I searched every inch of this place twice and I can't find that safe!" Numbuh 1 moaned. Now, his sector knew what he was talking about.
"Maybe it's like a hidden passage, like it the movies!" Numbuh 3 suggested.
"That's…...actually a really good idea, Numbuh 3!" Numbuh 2 admitted. Numbuh 1 was staring at the wall, looking for a switch or out of place brick.
"What do we have here?" Numbuh 1 said as he pushed a brick back into the wall. Suddenly, the wall slid open and Numbuh 1 was sweep up in a wave of toys, weapons, and other items.
"Hey everyone! Numbuh 1 found Father's toy safe!" A random operative yelled out and soon, the room was filled with operatives, taking back what Father had stolen.
"Hey, that's my old baseball bat!"
"My dolls!"
"My football helmet!"
"Who's weird sunglasses are these?" Numbuh 4 said as he picked up a pair of visor sunglasses. They were the kind that looked like normal ones, but had all glass frames other then the piece that went over your ears. Wally never got a chance to try them on because, Numbuh 417 had returned and yanked them out of his hands.
"Hey! I thought I broke these!" Numbuh 417 said overjoyed. "Thanks for finding 'em for me!"
"Try them on!" Numbuh 3 suggested.
"I really rather not….." Numbuh 417 muttered.
"Oh, come on, Avery!" Numbuh 86 begged. "Ye haven't wore those in years!"
"Fine!" Numbuh 417 reluctantly put the sunglasses on. "Whoa! I forgot how good these felt!"
"See? You look fine!" Numbuh 362 told her as she put her hand on her shoulder.
"I guess you're right. I think I've got everything I need, I'm gonna load up the Sky Slicer and head home," Numbuh 417, seemingly just trying to end the conversation. As she headed outside to finish loading up her things, two sets of eyes watched her from a nearby tree.
"Sister! Our target it getting ready to leave!" The brother from the Interesting Twins From Beneath the Mountain said to his sister.
"I can see that, brother!" The sister snapped back at him. "Ready the grappling hook!" The brother pulled out a gun with a large hook sticking out of it. As soon as Numbuh 417 flew towards them, the Brother fired the hook, lifting two into the air. They then started to laugh before slamming into several trees with the scream of pain each time.
Nearly one hour later, Numbuh 417 landed in a backyard, dropping the twins into a mud puddle. Completely oblivious to the twins, she walked into her house. After dragging themselves out of the mud, the ITFBTM watched as she pet a dark tan dog as she grabbed something out of the fridge.
"Kennedy(Numbuh 37's real name), if you wanted the leftover wings, you really shouldn't have gone back to your treehouse," Numbuh 417 laughed to herself as she put some chicken wings in a microwave and walked back outside. The twins then dove into a brush to avoid being spotted, not realizing it was a thorn bush.
"We can not…" The sister started to say.
"...get out until she leaves," The brother finished as the both started to hold their breaths so Numbuh 417 wouldn't hear them. The operative grabbed her sunglasses, a mini fridge, a sound system, a flash drive, and some DVDs. She then returned inside as the twins lept into the air with a scream of pain.
"Okay, I've a few hours to put away everything and eat the wings before Kennedy gets home and kills me for eating the wings, so I think I'll be good for a while," Numbuh 417 said to herself as she took her stolen loot and wings upstairs. The twins, having scaled the house so they could watch Numbuh 417 watched as she turned the lights in her room on. A messy desk with a laptop with a hamper next to it sat in front of the window. An unmade bed with several stuffed animals was in the middle. A small T.V was in front of the bed on top of a shelf with several video games systems and games under it. In a corner of the room was a power strip with a mess of wires and chargers plugged in to it. Posters lined the walls. Two more shelves, one next to the T.V shelf and the other next to the bed, held dozens of action figures. Finally, a dresser with several things on top rested near the door, with some snow globes on ledges above next to it.
"And people think a girl needs to have OCD," Numbuh 417 said as she grabbed a wing and the mini fridge. The twins watched in horror as she got her grease covered hands all over it as put it on the other side of the desk, then plugged it in, not even bothering to clean up the greasy handprints. Next, she put her sunglasses on top of the dresser before taking the flashdrive and shoving into her computer. Next, she put the sound system on of the shelf in front of her bed and hooked up an old phone to it and hit play on it, blasting the room and the twin's ears with a rock song.
"Sister! It's so…"
"HORRIBLE!"
The twins moved to cover their ears, forgetting that they still need to hold onto the window ledge, causing them to fall and get their uniforms snagged on a tree. The twins watched as Numbuh 417 walked back downstairs with the DVDs she stole and sat down with the rest of her wings to watch one, before realizing the Joey had stayed outside.
"He probably fell asleep in the ship again," She mumbled to herself as took another wing and headed back outside. The twins managed to get themselves loose, but fell into the mud puddle yet again. They managed to camouflage themselves in the mud just in time for Numbuh 417 to get out and reach her ship. She lifted up the spot where Joey's cockpit was and sure enough, the hamster was fast asleep. Grinning, Numbuh 417 reached over and hit a piece next to where Joey was sleeping. The loud noise swiftly woke him up with a shriek, causing him to start angrily squeak at his owner.
"Sorry buddy, but I wanted to know where you were," Numbuh 417 told her pet as he crawled into her pocket and made a face. She then heard the ship part she hit make a really weird. "Oh for the love of! Is this thing broken now? Whatever, I'll head to the junkyard in a little bit," She said as she walked back inside to finish her movie. The twins took the chance to run inside to try and steal back the the items she stole from Father. After all, their "cousins" had said to see how she behaves and get back anything that she stole. The twins didn't know why the delightfuls were so interested in this girl, all they said was that she seemed familiar. The duo had almost reached the bedroom when they heard a growling noise. They slowly turned around, only to be meet with the dog Numbuh 417 was petting earlier. And he was not pleased with the twins being in his owner's house.
"Nice….."
"Doggy,"
The twins were very lucky that Numbuh 417 was watching an action scene in her stolen movie.
"Sister! Must we run so fast? I'm still sore!" The brother panted as he raced after his sister to find Numbuh 417 at the junkyard.
"We can not lose our target!" The sister responded as she dragged her brother along. Both twins soon reached the junkyard and watched the man at the gate turn let in a young boy.
"Come on in, kid!" The guard called after the boy, who faces him with a grin. "You know the rules. Pilots, ship owners, mechanics, part sellers or race car drivers only." This gave the twins an idea.
"Whoa! We almost never get adults 'round here!" The main at the gate said to the male adult "pilot" in front of him. "Normally, adults actually buy their things, but please head in. Welcome to the New Jersey junk piles!" The man said as he opened the gate. As soon as they were inside and out of the man's range of sight. The twins threw off their disguise and looked around. Piles of old trucks, planes, cars, and buses lay around. Many kids were stripping the vehicles either to fix their own or to make a quick buck. The twins looked around only to find Numbuh 417 talking to a blond boy who also seemed to be a pilot on top of one of the piles. As they crept closer, the could hear the conversation.
"So, they made me flirt with Kuki again! Just because he wants me dating a girl who will all the work around the house, so I can run the company. I don't want to do either! I wanna be a pilot and be with you," The boy said. This caused the twins to guess he was Numbuh 417's boyfriend.
"Geez! You know Ace, if you ever want to run away, my parents treat you like another kid," Numbuh 417 told him as she put a hand on his shoulder.
"I would, but said they would find me if I did," Ace replied.
"If anything gets too rough, you know you have us," Numbuh 417 said as she gave Ace a kiss on the cheek.
"Thanks, Avery," Ace said as he slid down the pile, covering the Interesting Twins in debris. Numbuh 417 slid down right after, the piece she needed to fix her plane held in her hand, burying the twins in even more wreckage. She landed on the pile, but didn't get off, as he phone started ringing.
"Hello? Hey, Rachel! What's up? A pajama party on the moonbase? TONIGHT? Oh, I'm coming! See ya later!" Numbuh 417 said into the phone before hanging up. Unbeknownst to her, the twins heard every word.
"If we can capture all of the party goers…" The brother started.
"...We can earn even more credit!" The sister finished. The duo started to laugh, but a large crane reached down and grabbed them and debris and dropped them in a trash compactor.
"Finally. I'm done!" Numbuh 417 said as she wiped some sweat off her face. She had changed into her pajamas, a black shirt with a picture of a blue inkling boy with weapons with black and white striped pants, and she was putting the new piece of the Sky Slicer into place. It had been a long two hours, but she had finally finished getting it into place. She quickly whistled Joey and the duo jumped into their own cockpits and prepared for takeoff. As the plane lifted off the ground, the twins fired the grappling hook yet again, hooking themselves onto the ride into space. They had even brought space helmets in hopes something like this would happen.
"We will not be defeated!" The twins yelled out as Numbuh 417 neared the moonbase.
"Numbuh 417 to moonbase, permission to land?" Numbuh 417 said through a comlink.
"Roger that, Numbuh 417! Welcome to moonbase," Numbuh 362 responded. The makeshift plane ripped through the moonbase hanger, throwing the twins into some boxes.
"Freeze!" Numbuh 60, also dressed in his pajama yelled out as he aimed his blaster at the twins, with Numbuh 86 and several guards surrounded them.
"How?" The brother asked as the guards lifted him and his sister to their feet and slapped handcuffs on them.
"Here's a tip for spying on people, don't make a ton of noise," Numbuh 417 said as she and Numbuh 362 walked over to them.
"That's how I became top spy in the first place," Numbuh 362 said.
"We'll never let you get away with this!" The sister yelled out.
"Oh, I think we will," Numbuh 417 said as she knocked both the twins out. Before they fell unconscious, they heard Numbuh 417 mumble. "I hope this works."
"So these are bombs? And when we throw them, they should be able to get the twins back to normal?" Numbuh 5 asked Numbuh 71.562 as he showed them the prototypes for the recommission bombs.
"Well, we figured that since bring the delightfuls to a recommissioning module was too risky, we thought that we could bring the recommissioning bombs to the delightfuls," The scientist pointed out.
"Aye guess that makes sense," Numbuh 86 admitted. The plan was that they were going to test them on the Interesting Twins and hope for the best and if not, all of the operatives that showed up for the party were free to whale on them.
"...and that's why Numbuhs 1, 5, 37, 86, and 417 are backstage" Numbuh 362 finished her speech about the party before walking backstage.
"So, when can we go?" Numbuh 37 asked. She wasn't supposed to be backstage with the other bomb throwers, but she found out what Numbuh 417 had eaten and was beating the crud out of her until Numbuh 362 agreed let her throw one.
"I see no reason to keep waiting," Numbuh 1 pointed out. Numbuh 362 just lead them onstage, to meet the cheers of their fellow operatives. On the other side, Numbuhs 2, 4, and 60 dragged the twins-now tied up and gagged- onto the stage. Several defence barriers popped up and the bombs were thrown. The two twins screamed as they were caught in the blast. All of the operative closed their eyes in fear. Finally the screams stopped and two kids were unconscious on the stage. The first was a boy with dark hair and dressed in a white gi with a japanese style straw hat and sandals. He also had a samurai sword strapped to his waist. The other was girl who also had black hair and was wearing a black ninja style outfit with a ninja headband instead of a mask and had two nunchucks attached to her waist. Finally the boy rose to his feet.
"What, why don't I have the sudden urge to dress nicly and spy on the Kids Next Door?" He asked before he came to a realization. "Yin! Wake up!" He said as he shook his sister awake.
"Uhh? Yang? Why are you dressed like that?" The girl asked as her brother helped to her feet.
"Yin, don't you see? We're free!" The boy said.
"Wait, so who are you guys?" Numbuh 2 finally spoke up.
"Numbuh 0.7!" The boy, Yang said cheerfully as he held up his sword in a fighting pose.
"Numbuh 0.8!" The girl, Yin added in as she spun her nunchucks. Everyone released the breath they were holding and burst into cheers. Numbuhs 0.7 and 0.8, who had been missing for six years, had finally returned!
The party for Yin and Yang's return was in full swing. The two freed operatives had no interest in the party for now as they had quite a few questions for Numbuh 362.
"How come we haven't aged?" Yang asked as he took another sip from his drink.
"We aren't sure yet, but hey, you get to serve in the Kids Next Door for three more years," She responded. Yang was about to say something else, but Yin asked it for him.
"How did you know it was us all this time?"
Numbuh 362 chuckled. "Lucky guess!" She answered with shrug. Yin and Yang just grinned, they were very happy to be free!
Personal headcanon time! Also, I will trying to finish another story before I return to work on this one, so I may not update for a while, but until then, see ya!