"Damn. Did that twee little chick just pull off scary?"
This whole breaking Dean's deal was a lot harder than Robin had initially anticipated. Sure she knew it was going to be difficult but not this hard, just trying to get information on this Lilith character was like trying to get blood out of a stone, almost damn near impossible but Robin wasn't going to give up. In fact the difficulty just encouraged her to keep on going as there had to be a way out, there was a always a loophole somewhere, you just had to look for it. However time was of the essence as Dean's year was almost up. After her encounter with the Winchester brothers and her little chat she had with them where she would explain that she would help them try and break Dean's deal, Robin had gone on her way. Robin needed to do some research and find out what she was getting herself into which is what brought her back to the Winchester's or rather the motel room that they were currently occupying. Neither was here at the moment but all their crap was and research on whatever thing they were hunting down at the moment. Usually Robin would have started snooping around as she couldn't but be nosy, however she had turned on the tv and found that there was a wheel of fortune reruns on and she settled herself down on the bed to watch her favourite show. To Robin, televisions were about as single handily the greatest thing to ever be created, next to her of course. It was a box of pictures that could entertain Robin for hours on the stupidity of humanity with all those dumb reality shoes that were frequently broadcasted. It was a good way for her to pass the time and occasionally come up with ideas but mostly Robin watched tv to relax and kick back for a bit. So conjuring enough candy to give a grown adult numerous cavities, Robin went about eating to her hearts content and settled herself into a comfortable position on the bed.
"Oh god… What are you doing here Puck?"
Puck. There was only one person alive who had the balls to call Robin that and forcefully pulling her attention away from the tv, where she had caught up in an old episode of Golden Girls to hear the door open Robin saw Dean Winchester standing in the doorway of the motel looking far from happy about seeing her. "Watching tv, what else do you think I'm doing?"
"I'm not in the mood for games with you Trickster, I know what your doing. I just want to know why you are here and laying on my bed!" Dean retorted and knowing that Dean wouldn't leave her alone to watch her program until she got up and explained Robin switched the tv off and swung her legs off the bed.
"This is me doing my part to help break your deal and prevent you from making a one way trip to hell." Robin idly commented as she picked up a candy bar off the bed, opened the wrapper and being to eat it. Lately her appetite had been a lot bigger than usual, no doubt because she had shifted her normal antics to the side for a couple of days so she could do something other than playing tricks on silly humans. On that note, it reminded Robin that she really needed to pull at least one trick on someone soon as going with playing a prank on someone was sort of like humans needing to breathe. It was a necessity for their survival not to mention it kept Robin from bouncing off the wall too much and in rare occasions, forgetting what it meant to be fun. The last thing Robin ever wanted to become was boring, to her that was her own personal hell.
"You sitting on your ass eating a bunch of candy bars and making a mess of this room is your idea of helping me out? I told Sam that getting you involved was a bad idea! But no! He wants to involve Puck, a damn trickster!" Dean uttered and Robin allowed herself to laugh, the elder Winchester was just a walking bundle of grumpiness as he came into the room, shutting the door behind him and sitting down by the table in the room.
"No. I actually have some information about your friend Lilith and I'm also waiting for a few people to get back to me. I just my ass down here and made a mess because I was waiting for the Brothers Grimm to return. I figured you might want to know what I have seeing as you are trying to break of your deal. So where is my favourite half of the Brothers Grimm?" Robin questioned, casually revealing that she had a reason for doing things these ways. It wasn't because she liked winding up Dean, she was here because she had picked up some information about the illusive Lilith. Winding Dean up with her presence alone was just a bonus.
"Out."
"Clearly, so I'll just wait until he gets back before I start spilling what I know." Robin retorted with a haughty laugh before picking up another chocolate bar even before she had finished eating the one in her hand and proceeding to take a bite of one bar and then the other one before actually chewing on them so she could swallow them. All this talking with Dean was making Robin just a tad bit more hungry, so she figured she would do the whole talking and eating thing at the same time.
"It's amazing how you can eat that crap and not have to worry about diabetes or high blood pressure, let alone gaining weight." Dean noted and Robin couldn't help but notice the weird look he was giving her as she ate. So Robin was no lady when she ate candy, she occasionally ate with her mouth open and ate more than a man three times her size did. But there was nothing wrong with it, the way Robin saw it was that she had a very healthy appetite along with a very sweet tooth. She wasn't going to apologize for having a taste for the finer things in life be it alcohol or sweets and the occasional rib eyed steak.
"Upside to be a trickster. I have a blackhole for a stomach and even if I didn't I can manipulate my appearance at will. Shape shifting comes in quite handy at times." Robin idly commented through a mouthful of chocolate.
"I can see." Dean said as he pointed to Robin's hair, which was no longer purple, like it had been the last time she had encountered the Winchester brothers. Not it was a mint green colour although Robin was in two half minds about it, debating on whether or not to change it to a more bold colour. However that really wasn't important at the moment, eating was. As she continued to eat her chocolate bars, Robin decided to be nice and picking up a candy bar she tossed it over to Dean who looked at it in a rather suspicious manner.
"It's not poisoned, ya know."
"Puck I think we've already established that I couldn't trust you as far as I could throw given your whole trickster status. You are infamous because of your tricks, this may look like a candy bar but it could be something else. It could be filled with hot sauce or rat poison, something that you could get your kicks of to." Dean stated and Robin snorted in amusement, she was going to take that as a compliment.
"Your pretty much going to die anyway so what do you have to lose? Besides I need you alive if I'm ever going to use you, so it's in my bets interest to keep you around Winchester. Anyway you should consider yourself extremely lucky as I don't tend to share my candy with anyone so you should consider this to be the highest honour. Winchester you should remember that I m considered to be a demi god, because of that some people would think that it would be proper etiquette for you to bow down at my feet and kiss my ass. But no I'm giving you some of my candy." Robin said, unable to help herself when it came to pointing out how famous she was in come circles and she was being nice to him despite all the hostility Dean was showing her. Dean didn't like her and to be fair Robin didn't like him too much either.
"You think that you're funny." Dean replied with something that resembled a mixture of a sneer and a chuckle.
"I am funny. I'm also adorable."
"Let's not forget a pain in the ass."
"Hey! Your no bundle of joy to be around either Dean." Robin retorted as she swallowed the last remains of her candy bars and feeling that her stomach was now somewhat settled Robin decided that she needed a drink. With a blink of an eye two bottles of beer appeared, one in her hand and the other on the table next to where Dean was sitting.
"Do you not have anyone else to bother? Surely the great Puck has a whole lists of people who she can mess around with and bother, turning their whole world upside down for a laugh give that your entire livelihood is based on being a trickster." Dean questioned as he allowed himself to take the offered beer next to him and skeptically take a swing.
"No not really. I don't really have anyone, the only friend I've ever had is loneliness and I'm not sure whether that counts."
"Why am I not surprised?" Dean stated in a brash manner and Robin didn't say anything, instead she took a long swing of her beer. Then things went awkward. Before it had been the two of them just trading harmful barbs with each other but this one comment, to Robin's surprise actually stung a bit.
"Three thousand years I've been alive. I don't even remember when I was created or born and aware that I was alive. I was never a baby or anything like that. I think one day I just existed and that's fine with me. No family. No parents or other deranged relatives but I had my tricks. I don't know what it's like to have a family or friends, people who depended on me as loneliness is the only thing I've ever known. I've watched you humans form attachments to other people, to grow and fall in love, experience friendship and heartache. It's interesting and sometimes it makes me wonder what it would be like to just be human. Don't get me wrong, I would never give up my life as it's pretty damn amazing even when I have pissed of hunters out for my blood. I am a living legend, I have watched the world grow and change before my very eyes. Hell I was even written into a play that was written by the most famous playwright to have ever lived. It would be nice to be human for maybe a day. To one day to know what a friend really is and not have loneliness follow me round like it's my damn shadow." Robin grimly noted.
"If you're expecting any pity–" Dean began.
"–I don't do pity. I'm the Trickster Queen, I do fun." Robin interrupted in a firm manner.
"So if you've got no one, that must mean that there isn't any mini Puck's running around causing mischief and destruction out there somewhere." Dean questioned in an off beat manner, going back to the normal for him and Robin which consisted of the two of them volleying back insults back and forth.
"Nope. I can assume the same for any mini Dean's walking around with a constant scowl on their faces?" Robin retorted, not missing a beat and to her surprise Dean seemed to find that funny or mildly amusing as he started laughing.
"I'm going to regret saying this but you know… You're not too bad Puck, your kind of like fungus, you tend to grow on people."