Yay for boredom induced Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manuals!
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Thanks everyone for the FAQ questions, they were awesome!
Basic Information:
Name: Mail Jeevas (a.k.a. Matt)
Date of Manufacture: February 1, 1990
Place of Manufacture: D.N. Inc., London, England
Age: 21
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 115 lbs
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Your MATT unit comes with the following accessories:
One padded vest
Three striped shirts
Three pairs jeans
One carton cigarettes
One pair orange goggles
One laptop computer
One Gameboy Advance SP
One Playstation 2
One Nintendo Gamecube
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Unpacking Your Unit:
When you first unpack your MATT unit, he may seem highly unresponsive. This is perfectly normal for MATT units. Just give him some sort of handheld game system to determine he's alive.
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Programming:
The MATT unit is quite intelligent, having been number three successor to the L LAWLIET unit (falling just short of the NEAR and MELLO units). He's not too bothered by much of anything, and will more than likely perform the following tasks for you as long as you're nice to him.
Spy:Provided that you can get the MATT unit away from his Game Boy Advance, he is an excellent spy. Once you have him talked into the job, however, you will want to hide all of his games or he will be quite prone to slacking off.
Professional Gamer:Need a few hundred bucks on short notice? Just enter your MATT unit into a Guitar Hero competition and watch him blow away all the other contestants without even breaking a sweat. He'll be more than happy to give you the money for winning, given that he can just use funds from the Wammy's House whenever he needs money.
Wreaker of Havoc:It is hard to convince a MATT unit to perform this function alone, but if you have a MELLO unit to keep him company, then we assure you that he will have no problem with this task. They'll have your enemies afraid of you in no time.
Tutor:The MATT unit makes an excellent tutor, given his high levels of intelligence. However, the idea of trying to pull him away from his videogames for long enough to focus on schoolwork is sort of absurd. Kudos to you if you can manage to get him to help you.
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Your MATT unit will come with 6 different modes:
Bored (default)
Content
Amiable
Mischievous
Perverted
Depressed
Please note that the Bored setting is quite different from Content, no matter how similar they may seem. In the MATT unit's default Bored setting, he will generally play videogames nonstop and not talk to you very much. His Content setting is activated when he beats a game—in this setting, he may actually speak to you or put down the game for a moment.
The MATT unit's amiable setting is activated when there is a MELLO unit around, as these units have a positive effect on each others' personalities. In this setting, it is likely that he will actually act more like a human and less like a robot programmed to play videogames. You may be able to convince him to perform some of his previously mentioned functions when in this mode.
If left around a MELLO unit for too long, the Mischievous mode may activate, in which the MATT and MELLO units in question may play tricks on you for their own amusement. This is the best time for you to sic them on your enemies.
The MATT unit's Perverted mode may be activated when he is allowed to come in close quarters with girls he happens to find attractive. If you have any pretty female friends, then you may either want to keep them away from your MATT unit, or explain to the MATT unit that you will have to get rid of him if he acts inappropriately.
The Depressed mode is generally activated when the MATT unit loses a particularly challenging videogame. You may need to talk to him at this time and convince him to try again, or have a MELLO unit perform this task for you. This mode may also be activated if a MELLO unit dies—it is much harder to get the MATT unit out of his Depressed mode in this case, and it might be required that you reset him.
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Relations With Other Units:
L LAWLIET: It is unknown what the MATT unit thinks of this unit, but it is assumed that like the other successors of the L LAWLIET unit, the MATT unit probably looks up to him.
MELLO: The MATT unit's best friend. It is recommended that these units be kept together.
NEAR: The MATT unit does not appear to have any feelings of personal resentment against the NEAR unit, but will still probably help MELLO units play tricks on him.
YAGAMI LIGHT: It could be assumed that the MATT unit isn't fond of this unit, as the MELLO unit also isn't.
AMANE MISA: Though this unit has never actually met the MATT unit, the MATT unit has mentioned that he thinks the AMANE MISA unit is cute.
ROGER: This unit is the caretaker of the orphanage the MATT unit grew up in, but not much else is established about how either feels about the other.
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Cleaning:
Your MATT unit can clean himself, but probably won't do much if you try to clean him yourself.
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Energy:
Your MATT unit seems to have a thing for junk food, but will also eat regular meals provided that you cook for him.
Frequently Asked Questions:
InkedButterfly:My MATT unit is glued 24/7 to my computer. How do I get him to take a break?
A:Did the laptop he came with crash? Unfortunately, the only way to solve this problem will be to either buy him a new computer or convince him to repair his.
InkedButterfly:My MATT unit and MELLO unit played a horrible prank on my friend! How can I stop my MATT unit from going along with my MELLO unit's ideas?
A:Unfortunately, it is impossible to prevent this. The MATT unit is more of a follower than a leader. You can, however, distract the units by sic-ing them on your enemies instead. They're really not fussy about who they prank—they just like pranking.
InkedButterfly:My MATT unit chain smokes and now my house stinks. How can I get him to quit?
A:Given the MATT unit is a chain smoker by nature, this is nearly impossible. You could always try getting him to smoke outside, but we can't guarantee this will work.
InkedButterfly:My MATT unit got surrounded and shot by a TAKADA KYOMI unit's bodyguards. Can I get a refund?
A:You may either get a refund or a new unit. If you chose to get another MATT unit and this happens again, however, there will be no second refund. Please try to keep any MATT units under your ownership away from TAKADA KYOMI units in the future.
Kavyle:I caught my MATT unit on a ** website, which is rather disturbing since I'm a girl. Is there a way to help him with his perverted mind?
A:The only thing we could suggest is putting a firewall on websites of this nature, or purchasing a MELLO unit to distract him.
Kavyle:Is it appropriate to take away my MATT unit's videogame privilage until he stops smoking, or would this just get me shot by my MELLO unit?
A:We wouldn't suggest doing this even if you didn't have a MELLO unit. We are currently looking into a glitch that another MATT unit owner reported involving the MATT unit shooting them himself for hiding his cigarettes. It would be best just to let him have his cigarettes for your own personal safety.
SesshyLover-cha:My MATT unit has stopped playing his Grand Theft Auto game on my X-box! Is this normal?
A: This is normal enough. Odds are he beat the game or got bored with it and moved onto another game. Unless he seems to be Depressed, there should be no problem.
Gum12:My MATT unit has gone all depressed. He keeps clinging onto me. What's wrong?
A:This sort of Depression sounds as though a friendly MELLO unit was recently killed and your MATT unit needs a new friend. Purchasing a MELLO unit or resetting him is the only way to fix this.
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Troubleshooting:
Problem:Your MATT unit disappeared.
Solution:Did he mention Japan or a TAKADA KYOMI unit before he left. If so, we will send you a new unit immediately.
Problem:Your MATT unit won't eat anything but junkfood.
Solution:It may take some convincing sometimes, but we assure you the MATT unit will eat regular meals as long as he doesn't have to cook them.
Problem:Your MATT unit is coughing a lot more than usual.
Solution:Take him to a doctor immediately. This may be related to his chain smoking.
Problem:Your MATT unit is being less responsive than usual.
Solution:Check his vital signs. If he's still breathing and has a pulse, he should be fine. Just find a MELLO unit for him to talk to and he should be himself again in no time.
Problem:Your MATT unit pulled out a gun and shot you.
Solution:This is a glitch we are looking into, generally attributed to people not letting him play his videogames or smoke. For now, just let him have his games and his cigarettes.
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Warranty:
With proper care and maintenance, your MATT unit should live until all the red numbers over his head run out, or until a dying Shinigami decides to use him as a life replenishing source. If you wish to get rid of him, however, simply ship him and a MELLO unit to Japan. We can assure you they won't ever come back.
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