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Nah, I'm just kidding. NEHEHEHE! I'M WINNING! CHAPTER 4! Ok, I'll turn off the caps lock =.=" Congratulations to all y'alls who got the question right! If you got the magic PM, I'm not kidding, seriously dude…I've also figured out how the line break thingy works. FEAR MAH AWESOME TECH SKILLS! Well, according to my bestie, things will go in this order after this a/n

Germany

France

Russia

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I stood glaring at the new delivery guy(s). They grinned cat-like smiles back. In front of me stood Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. /Oh good lord, shoot me./

" So you're-" Hikaru (Or Kaoru) started.

" Alexis Trynest?" Kaoru (Or Hikaru) finished. I fangasmed.

I stopped my eye twitch long enough to answer.

" That's me…" I answered, "So that's my new… friend?"

Twin #1 rolled the giant-ass crate into my living room, while Twin #2 handed me the contract thingy. I signed next to the 'X'.

Twin #2 looked me up and down, and then commented, "That's a nice faux pas you're wearing." He gestured to my tank top and panties.

I rolled my eyes as they walked away, hand in hand. I looked down at the manual and sighed. /Finally… common sense/.

In front of me sat LUDWIG KALTHERZIG: A USER GUIDE AND MANUAL. I looked at ways to wake him up. I decided on the first choice, being the violent person I am.

"OI! PRUSSIA! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" I shouted to the upstairs bedrooms. A disgruntled Albino fell down the stairs.

"Was…?" I tossed him the manual and headed to the kitchen to make coffee/tea to wake a few people up, not to name names (Cough, Cough England Cough America). A few moments later, a loud crash came from the living room.

"PRUSSIA!"

"BRUDER!"

I peeked into living room and sighed.

"Gil, you're cleaning that up…" He turned to me and scoffed.

" That's a woman's job." I grinned.

" Then you'll feel right at home." I giggled at my own wit and left to check on the coffee/tea. It had done its job. At my kitchen table sat a Brit and an American. I poured myself some coffee and plopped down next to Alfred. I looked around before breaking the silence. "I'll make breakfast. How's eggs?"

Prussia stormed in with Germany in tow.

"AWESOME EGGS! NONE WITH GILBIRDS INSIDE THOUGH!" As if to punctuate Prussia's point, Gilbird chirped a happy little noise. I rolled my eyes.

"You better watch out. Vodka might decide he's delicious again." I warned. I cracked the egg into the pan.

Ludwig looked mildly uncomfortable. I turned around with a little smile.

"Hey Ludwig, you want eggs? One or two?"

He cleared his throat. "Ja, two if it isn't too much trouble."

"No prob, Bob!" I cracked a few more eggs into the pan. Al sniggered at the reference. The other three looked perplexed. "Inside joke." I mused.

The doorbell rang for the second time that morning.

"Hey Lexi! Vallie told me you were sick, so I made soup!" I froze. "Lex? You okay?" My best friend Raven looked at me funny. I whipped around.

"LUDWIG! RUN! SHE'S GONNA RAPE YOU!" I yelled to the German in my kitchen.

"Was?" He exited the kitchen. Raven gasped.

"GERMANY! IT'S REALLY YOU!" She squealed and attempted to glomp him.

"I told you. Don't say I didn't warn you." He brushed Raven off him gently. His brow furrowed as he spoke to her with a serious face. I left before I heard any part of their conversation. All I could say was, ten minutes later, Ludwig came with Raven right on his heels like some lost puppy. I rolled my eyes.

"Raven, leave the poor guy alone." I sighed.

"It's not fair! You get to live with them!" She gestured to the collection of men at the table.

"Raven, sit down. Let me make you something to eat." I said in a soothing voice.

"Fine…" She huffed as she plopped down at the table. Prussia jumped up and wrapped his arm around me.

"No need to argue, ladies! There's plenty of the AWESOME ME to go around! ~KESESESE!"

"Shut up, Prussia!" Raven and I replied in unison. I shrugged out from under his arm. I turned back to the eggs.

"One or two, Ray?"

"THREE!" She shouted, leaning back in her chair. I laughed and went back to the eggs on the stove.

Raven and I sat on my couch, stroking Vodka comfortably. I explained my situation to her.

"So, let me get this straight. You, our lovely protagonist, received characters from Hetalia, our backstory, from Tamaki/Hikaru/Kaoru, our not so lovely antagonists for the moment?" She paraphrased.

"Yes, and why are you talking like that?" I questioned.

"Because! I wanted to make my film teacher proud!" She stood up and placed her hands on her hips.

"OK, avoiding another tangent entirely, what do I do? I didn't this to happen! I was happy with my life before! I want to go back to the way it was!" I vented, " What did I, of all people, to make the anime gods pissed at me? I mean моей жизни было достаточно плохо, как есть, без людей баржей и в любой другой momemt в моей жизни!" I shouted angrily.

" Whoa, whoa, whoa. Care to translate?" She backed me up, forcing me to relay the message in English.

" I mean, my life is bad enough without people barging at random points of my day!" I translated. " I liked my privacy. It was nice, just Vodka and I! Where am I going to get the money for all of them? I wish that this had never happened!" I slammed my fist against the table.

" You don't like us?" Came a tearful voice from behind me. I turned to find Al in the doorway of the living room.

"Al it's not like that! I was just-" He cut me off.

"You wanna send us back? Why? I thought you liked us." He turned to face the kitchen, " I s'pose this is my fault. I was first, after all. I'm sorry I made you sad, Alex." He left the room. I turned to Ray accusingly.

"Why didn't you warn me that he was standing right there?" Before she answered, I jogged out of the room to find a roomful of eyes glaring at me. " Come on, guys. You can't think I was serious!" I rubbed the back of my neck nervously. " What I mean is, I didn't mean any of it. I was just venting." I sighed. "I'm sorry."

Iggy looked me up and down, and then stood up.

"Well, I forgive you." He pulled me into a sort of hug.

" FORGIVEN WITH AWESOMENESS!" Gilbert latched onto us.

" HEROICNESS IS BETTER THAN AWESOMENESS!" Alfred leapt onto us as a trio. I motioned for Ludwig to join. Four people hugged me at once, creating an all-new record for me.

" HOW COME I WASN'T AWARE OF THIS GROUP HUG?" Ray joined our mass of people. Then the eggs started burning.

I walked briskly down the grocery store aisle, searching for the eggs. Raven was at home 'babysitting'. I sighed and went to the refrigerated section for ground beef, so as to appease the impatient American. I bought more tea and bought wurst. It may have been the cheapy American crap, but it was wurst. I decided to skip out on beer. What? I turn 18 next month!

I looked around, feeling as though I was forgetting something. I turned around and hit my face to a chest. I looked up to see a familiar face.

"Watch yourself, Lex." I turned around jokingly.

"Could say the same for you, Erik." I grinned up at my sister's boyfriend, "I can't believe you're back with Vallie… you desperate or something?" He chuckled.

"Some people may actually love her."

I scoffed."Right… and I dance with a codfish on my head with the toothfairy." I shook my head, "I gotta go. Nice seein' ya." I walked to the checkout line.

"HONEY! I'M HOME!" I grinned. Finally, she felt my pain!

"F'nl'n'… y're h'me." Raven joked.

"I-I'm not you're wife! ~MOIMOI!" I jumped back. I grinned. We froze for a moment, then started cracking up laughing. "Seriously though. How were they?"

"Vodka and Gil are sleeping on the couch, Ludwig's upstairs in one of the guest rooms, Arthur's in the kitchen with tea, and Al insisted on being in your room." I rolled my eyes.

"Take the groceries. I have an American to kick." I stomped upstairs and into my room. My eyes fell on Al's sleeping form. He turned to me with half-lidded eyes and a stupid grin.

"You couldn't stay away from me, huh?" I rolled my eyes.

" No, I came up here to tell you to get your ass out of bed and make those miocardiolinfarctions on a bun." He looked at me with confusion. "It means heart attack, now move." I poked him with my foot. He grumbled and sat up.

"Hey Alex…?"

"What, Al?"

"Can you come here a minute?" I rolled my eyes and sat next to him on the bed.

"Yes? What is it- " I froze as a pair of lips covered my own. Al pulled back and left the room. I just sat, staring at the bag that had somehow unearthed itself from under my bed. The blush returned to my face as I saw a familiar wrapper peeking out. Then I realized something. THAT WAS MY-

I stomped downstairs to find Al and Arthur chatting contentedly in front of the stove. Al turned around and his face turned red. He faced the stove while Arthur tried giving Al cooking tips. He was being ignored.

I laid into him.

"YOU! WHY YOU LITTLE! THAT WAS MY FIRST-! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Arthur looked surprised and looked between us.

"I thought you liked me too…"

"I do! BUT NOT LIKE THAT!" Al looked away, embarrassed.

" I'm sorry I made you mad again, Alex. I have to stop doing that." I shook my head.

"At least ask me before you do anything like that again, okay?" Arthur looked lost in the conversation. He then used his inner France to make an assumption

"So you… And Alfred… Did…THAT?" I turned to him, my inner pervert's mind worked to figure out what he was implying. I got it.

"Oh GOD no! NOT LIKE THAT!" I shuddered. A familiar laugh came from behind me. "Shut up Ray!"

She busted up laughing. "Haha! Al kissed you!"

I blushed. " You're not funny!" She made a sympathetic noise in the back of her throat.

"Come here, sweetie. Everyone's first kiss is a little awkward." I walked up to her as she put her arm around me. We curled up on the couch and watched High School Of The Dead, laughing when the zombies died.

I waved to Ray as she shut her car door and left. I turned around to face the now four guys in my living room.

"At least I have the voice of reason." I gestured in Ludwig's direction.

"Hey!" An indignant Arthur yelled, " I'm standing right here!"

I rolled my eyes and wandered upstairs to take a shower. Vodka stayed on the couch like a good boy.

I stripped my clothes and stepped into the shower, shedding the stress and worries of the day. I moaned in content. I turned the knob of the shower and pulled back the curtain.

"GILBERT! YOU PERVERT! GET OUT YOU SONOFABITCH!" I wrapped myself in a towel and chased the laughing Prussian downstairs. When we reached the rarely used dining room, Gilbert hid behind the eating Ludwig, who promptly choked.

"Ludwig! Do you know what he just did?"

"Do I wish to know?"

"You may after I kill him!" I lunged at Gilbert, forgetting about the towel. It slid down to my ankles. I paled, " Let's forget about this." I mumbled before snatching up the towel and sprinting out of the room. The coarse, white cloth whipped around my body. I slammed the door to my room and put my panties and tank top on.

I curled up in my bed, under the hefty quilt and fell fast asleep.

Oh fun… Gil you perv… ANYWAYS! PM me for a oneshot!

Love y'alls!

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