Sorry it took so long for the Marauders to answer your mail. But it's winter break. The Marauders just got distracted...

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Dear Prongs Look,

I don't normally do this, but...I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU! I'm not crazy, I promise. And I know that you're in love with Lily and all, but...oh, nevermind. You probably won't ever want to talk to me again because I like you. Sorry for disturbing you. I - I hope that you and Lily hook up and everything goes good. But if they don't - nevermind agin.

Bye, Lola

Dear Lola,

I see nothing wrong with you having a crush on me. I believe you when you say your not crazy. I would love to talk to you again, Lola. Your seem like a lovely person. I hope to hear from you again.

Sincerely,

Prongs

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Dear Wormtail,

Okay, so I've heard of what everyone is writing to you, and I, quite frankly, can't believe it! You seem like such a good friend and - well, here goes nothing - I like you. A lot. And I heard that Bella wrote that prank letter to you and I want to say that I'm sorry for it. And please, I want to go out with you sometime. If you agree, meet me by the fire in the Gryffindor Common Room at eight o'clock this Saturday. I'll be waiting there.

Sincerely yours, Hallie

Dear Hallie,

You seem like a really nice person and I would love to get to know you better. But it so happens that the full moon is Saturday and I'll be busy. I do apologize.

Sincerely,

Wormtail

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Potter,

why the heck do you have fan mail? You already know you have like the whole school cooing you. Why do you need more people after you?! Probably to expand you already huge head of yours! I've read some of these letters, and there is no way in hell am I going to ever marry you and much less have a kid with you!!

Lily

Dearest Lily,

As much as I hate pointing fingers, you too have sent me fan mail. Well if you can call that letter fan mail. I would gladly stop replying to all these fan mails if I you would so kindly go on a date with me. You know it would be fun. And in all honesty, I am NOT ready for marriage let alone a kid. So no worries on that...for now. I will get you. One day you will be mine!

Forever in love with you,

James

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Dear Peter,

Sure I'll be gald jumping off a bridge!! Jumping off bridges are fun!! You should try it some day!! Then when you die, you can alpoligys to James and Lily!! Though, it would be kind of hard because they'll be in heaven and you'll be in hell...Good luck figuring that out!!

Lady Potter of Tortall

Dear Lady Potter of Tortall,

I have no idea how to reply to your letter. I'm lost for words.

Peter

Dear Lady Potter of Tortall,

Great job on getting Wormtail to shut up! We applaud you!!!

Sincerley,

Padfoot and Prongs

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okay James this one's for you! so, um, how are you and lily going? are you guys lovers yet? whoops was that too blunt? my bad! i'm sorry you dont get much lovin... or fanmail, but i dont see why not, you're totally hott -caugh caugh- sorry i had something in my throat, it must of been a cherry, i dont like them either... omg! one time i chocked on a nacho! i made my sister cry. i thought i was going to die. i thought share this because remus shared his story about chocking on a cherry so um yeah. hey sirius! you want to be my puppy dog! i have a puppy dog named pete, i thought you two would have a lot of fun together... not like that... but you know play catch! i have stick! can i poke you? it seems like fun... well i love you guys... cept peter cuz he sux and he needs to DIE! sorry peter i just dont like you... u smell bad too, oh and sorry bout the gramer, i just dont care! anyways LOTS OF LOVE!

ilovecedricandoliver

p.s. i made you a dog house sirius!

p.p.s. werewolves are the bombdigity!

Dear Freak of nature,

YOU ARE A FREAK! That has got to be one of the best letters we have ever received. It had all four of us rolling on the Gryffindor common room floor. That is until Lily Evans came and grabbed the letter from my hands, read it and then hexed me into the oblivion. But cheers to that! Thanks for your awesome letter!

Sincerely,

James Potter

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Dear James,

I didn't know until now about this fan mail thing so do pardon me for not writing sooner. I just wanted to say... YOU ARE SO HOT AND COOL AND THE BEST QUIDDITCH PLAYER EVER AND THE MOST HANDSOME HOGWARTS STUDENT!

-insert huge kiss here-

Love, Jenny.

P.S. Please don't show this letter to Lily, as I do not wish to die a most painful death at this young age.

Dear Jenny,

Thank you ever so much for your wonderful letter. I am great aren't I? Of course I'm so brilliant at Quidditch. No one can beat me.

And don't worry. Lily will not see this letter. Last letter she saw I had to spend a week in the hospital wing. No worries the letter is safe in my hands.

Sincerely,

James

Jenny,

I confiscated this letter from Potter and I just wanted to say one thing. YOU ARE MENTAL!!! Potter is a big prat who needs to deflate his head. Not make it bigger!

Lily Evans

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heh heh so the maraders are getting fanmail ABOUT TIME now. James, Lilly shall i say you will get married to each other Sirius Black... you will be a murderer to many people though a rumor will be that you killed James and Lilly. When actually Peter Petigrew gave them to the dark lord of HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED... though you shall be the god father of the couple's child WHO SURVIVES VOLDEMORT'S ATTACK! and becomes famous(good for you a child whose famous at age

P.S Kill Peter Petigrew no matter what Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic do to you all he will be a betrayer James ,Sirius,Remus,Lilly

P.S.S James Lilly your son will be the winner of the Tri-Wizard Tournament,Remus you will teach thier son to fight Deamentors with the petronas when SIRIUS BLACK ESCAPES AZKABAN!

P.S.S.S I am not Gedric Griffindor

P.S.S.S.S James,Lilly ... your son will enter the chamber of secrets and deafeat the beast in the girls bathroom...(humilliating isnt it)

P.S.S.S.S.S Tom Marvelo Riddle is Lord Vomort who is the heir of Salazar Slytherin

Sincerly The King of seers

Dear King of seers,

What is up with all the bloody seers!? And what was the point of this letter? We've heard all of this already. We're getting tired of saying this,

Peter is our friend and no matter what you people say we will NOT turn him in for something that you only say he will do. We're is your proof?

And what the bloody hell was with all the P.S's?

Sincerely,

The Marauders

P.S. What do you mean I go to Azkaban!!!? (Padfoot)

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Dear Marauders:

I am of the opinion that punishments should not be doled out for people who have not yet comitted the crime to be punished. Therefore, I will refer to Peter as he is and not as he will be in the indefinite future. Peter: you are amazingly cute. And funny. And I love you. And I would like you to know that anyone who is mean to you should run away screaming, because if I catch them being horrible I will hit them with the nastiest curse I can think of and then run thier remains over with a lawn mower. So chin up, because you DO have fans. Remus: You are my absolute favorite Marauder. Some advice: becoming a wolf Animagus might help you control your transformations. You know, being able to voluntarily change back and forth might cancel out the involuntary change. Right? I hope so. Do give it a try! Sirius and James: you two are NOT 'hot'. Deflate your bloody heads. To all: I know that Ravenclaws like myself aren't supposed to be interested in these things, but putting pincher crabs in the toilets usually gets very good results, if you get my drift... Love to Peter and Remus, and irritation and dislike to James and Sirius,

Morgaine Piper, sixth year of Ravenclaw House

P.S. I hate dogs and deer.

Dear sixth year Ravenclaw,

Wormtail would like to say thanks and that he is glad that he has some fans.

Moony says you need to read up on werewolves more. Werewolves can NOT be animagus.

Prongs and I say, that you are a rude obnoxious loser. You're just upset because the Gryffindors beat you at the last Quidditch game.

Sincerely,

Padfoot and the other marauders

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Hey,

I love ur pranks. Moony, I think that it's wonderful that your a werewolf, personally I love them if they wouldn't attack me I would totally hug them! I've hugged a vampire before! He was very surprised. Peter, You probably a wonderful guy so I have no idea why everyone's hatin on you. Sirius, I do think ur cute and you to James but I think if I say to much on that your heads might swell three times there size.

Serenity Malfoy (No relation to Lucius or Narcissa Malfoy)

Dear Serenity Malfoy,

Narcissa Malfoy? My cousin marries that bastard!? (Padfoot)

It's a good thing that you don't hug werewolves. They wouldn't Just attack you. That's nice that you've hugged a vampire. Hope you didn't get hurt or anything. (Moony)

Thank you ever so much. It's always nice to know that I do have fans. (Wormtail)

I do not have a big head! (Prongs)

Sincerely,

The Marauders.

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Dear James,

Yes, Peter will kill you in the near future, along with Lily, because you WILL marry her and have a son who will be even more famous than even you. I'm not lying.

To Remus,

Just saying, not everyone hates you because your a werewolf. I personally have a best friend who loves you.

To Sirius,Your hot, along with James. That's all that needs to be said.

To Peter,
Do us all a favor and go drown yourself. Also, don't expect any letters in the future, because your very PRESENCE disgusts and nauseates me.

From,

Psychotic me

PS: 'Dudes' is what everyone says where i live!

Dear Psychotic,

Thanks for the letter dude. I keep getting told that I get married to Lily. People can stop telling me now! -hint hint-

Prongs

Glad to know that there are more people out there who aren't against werewolves then they are actually against them. Thank you.

Moony

I know I'm hot!

Padfoot

I don't need letters from you. You disgust me too! Now we're even.

Wormtail.

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Well that's it for now. Hope you all enjoyed. Until next time,

Cheers!