WARNING: CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY LONG AND STRANGE
Lee hummed a tune while pouring water out of a watering can onto a bush of... doughnuts.
"Hey Lee what are ya doing?" Screamed Tom out of nowhere.
"I'm watering my bush." Said Lee, calmly.
"You two are just plain weird. And not in a good way. At all." Said Kat after finishing her doughnut that she had stolen off Lee's bush.
Lee gasped, "You ate one o' my DOUGHNUTS!"
Kat shoved a doughnut in his mouth. "Have one and shut up."
Lee swallowed his doughnut, "You-you-you! GAH! MAGICUS NO-MORE-ICUS!" He pointed a random stick at Kat and a fart came out of it, nothing happened at all because Kat was not magic.
"And that was supposed to do what exactly?"
Lee awkwardly put the stick down, "I don't... know, RAZAMAFU!" Kat and Tom poofed away from the bush and Lee sighed, "Are you... o...KAY? MY PRETTIES?" He rubbed a bagel in affection, "Wait a minute, YOU'RE A BAGEL! LIAR!" He teleported the bagel away.
-LATER AT BREAKFAST-
"Mmm, a sausage." Said Lee, "I can't wait to eat this... WHOOPS!" Lee slipped on an inconvenientally placed banana peel and his sausage flew through the air and landed on Kat, who began to burn.
"So predictable." Said Tom, who had just sat down.
"What?" Asked Kat, who had finally gotten the sausage off her.
"I'm just saying, that was totally predictable." Replied Tom.
"You're right." Answered Kat.
Clarrise saw the burning and thought this a perfect oppertunity to get rid of the leader of her worst enemies. "Mister DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She shouted annoyingly.
"What?" Asked Mr. D, who seemed very annoyed.
"Kat burned when she touched a sausaaaaaaaaaaaage, I think she needs to be kept in a plastic bubble because she looks like she has the contagious MEAT-BURN Diseeeeeeeease!"
"A PLASTIC BUBBLE? WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? A FREAKING HAMSTER?" Kat screamed as she grabbed a fork to use as a weapon and Tom tried to hold her back.
"...You are close to that species." Percy muttered under his breath.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" She screamed and tried to free herself from Tom.
"Into the bubble!" Said Mr. D, suddenly taking out a large Plastic Bubble.
"NO! I REFUSE! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!" She screamed in protest, but got shoved into the bubble anyway.
"You're named after one." Said Lee.
She kept stabbing the bubble with her fork but it wouldn't work.
"When I get out of here I am going to kill you all." She had to mouth the words because the bubble was sound proof.
"Can we take the bubble to our cabin?" Asked Clarrise, "She shouldn't contaminate the Athena kids with MEAT BURN disease, but meat already burns us, see?" She put a sausage on her finger and faked pain.
"Isn't she already safe from contaminating others?" Asked Lee, but Clarrise gave him a death stare and Lee looked away.
"You just never know." Said Clarrise.
"...I'm okay with it." Said Mr. D.
"No! Don't let her go with those evil things! They'll eat her liver!" Shouted Tom.
"WE GAVE UP LIVER EATING LAST TUESDAY!" Shouted one of the Ares kids.
"Well... They'll eat her lungs! They'll eat something! Please don't make her live with them." Tom yelled and Kat nodded to show she agreed.
"Nah, we'll only eat her pet ferret." Said Clarrise.
This caused Kat to get mad again and she angrily threw herself against the inside of the bubble trying to get out and save Mr. Muffin.
"NO WAY!" Yelled Lee, taking out a strange-looking syringe, "DARE YE AND FACE TITAN CAP EXTRACT!"
They all stared at him with a confused look.
"It makes YOU die and ME evil," said Lee. "So back off."
Clarrise recoiled and ran away with the plastic bubble.
"Ah crap." Said Lee.
"We have to go save Kat!" Said Tom.
"My idea first, four eyes!" Said Lee, and he took out another syringe, "With a little bit of Le Switcheroo, it took me weeks to perfect, now is the time to test it!"
"You've gotta be kidding me." Tom sighed.
-LATER, AT THE ATHENA CABIN-
Tom and Lee ran into the cabin holding cans of raid and spraying two giant ants, when the ants finally died, they put down the cans.
"Who knew that the Athena cabin would be surrounded by giant guard ants today?" Said Tom.
"Those are my giant radioactive test ants!" Said Lee, frowning, "And I thought that HERMES was the god of stealing stuff!"
"Whatever." Said Tom, "Let's just get Mr. Muffin and get outta here." He looked under the beds and the drawers, but the ferret was nowhere to be seen. "Where's Mr. Muffin? Kat will freak if he gets eaten..." Said Tom.
"What are you two doing?" Asked Annabeth, suddenly coming into the room.
"Kat's been put into a giant bubble and kidnapped by the Ares cabin, who says they're gonna eat her ferret, so we are trying to find him so Kat doesn't have to see him get eaten." Answered Lee.
"Oh, I heard that from your brothers," Annabeth replied, "that's why I kidnapped him first, do you need him for anything?" She took Mr Muffin out from behind the door.
"I need to switch brains with him." Said Lee.
"Why?" Asked Annabeth suspiciously.
"Stealth."
"Good enough." Annabeth put the ferret onto the ground and Lee dramatically took out a double-sided syringe, jabbed it into his arm, then picked up Mr Muffin and did the same to him, and both of them slowly morphed into the other.
Mr Muffin (Now in Lee's body) began to react, "Sweet! I'm really tall! I can see things no ferret has seen before! I can flyyyy!" He jumped out of the hole in the wall and landed on his head, "Ow."
Lee felt much much closer to the ground, "So furry and warm, but this is no time to be free, I must rescue my mistress- er, friend!"
"She is MY friend too!" Replied Tom.
"You're just plan B." Said Mr Muffin.
Tom began to whimper, "THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF BEING ABUSED! I'M GOING EMO!" And he ran off to do so.
Lee, now a ferret, held up a sign saying: "NO OFFENSE TO ANY EMOS READING THIS FICTION INTENDED"
"Now can we please move on with the fic?" Asked Annabeth, a bit annoyed.
"Sure." Said Lee, but he couldn't get used to the ground being so close to his nose and tried to walk on two legs but failed, causing Mr. Muffin to kick him all the way to Ares cabin. "THANKS MR MUFFIN!" Lee yelled sarcastically, and crawled into the cabin, where the Ares kids were tossing Kat around like a beach ball.
"Be brave William Thomas Marion Eddward Riley Junior." Lee said to himself, and scuttled along the cabin, sadly noticed by one of the Ares kids.
"HEY LOOK!" Said one of the Ares kids, "It's Kat's ferret! Let's BAKE IT, THEN EAT IT!"
"Zeus have mercy on my pitiful soul..." Said Lee, being put into an oven, "It's like an oven in here! Oh wait, it is an oven, hee hee, i made a funny!"
Kat rolled her eyes at Lee's lame joke but tried to distract them anyway. She began to roll around across the cabin and bump into people.
"Look! That cat-girl is rolling people over!" Said a stupid Ares kid.
Kat ran him over too and rolled the person putting Lee in the oven over just before he closed the door.
"Hooray! I don't have to look like a furry two face!" Lee shouted in joy.
"NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS BUBBLE!" Mouthed Kat.
"I would but there's only one problem..." Lee worried. "I DON'T HAVE ANY APPOSABLE FREAKING THUMBS!"
"Then just roll me out of here! I'll have Tom get me out!" She mouthed back.
"I can't do that either..." Lee muttered.
She sighed and rolled herself out, breaking the door down on the way out.
"AFTER THAT HUMAN BEACH BALL!" Yelled Clarrise, and she quickly held up the plastic bubble that Kat was inside of and threw it back into the cabin, then she threw pieces of wood over where the door used to be.
Kat pulled out her cell phone and called Tom. "Hey Tom... Why are you crying?... Oh... Can you come rescue me please?"
"Why didn't you do that earlier?" Lee asked, kind of annoyed.
"I wanted to see if anyone would try to rescue me." She answered.
"Aren't we not allowed to USE phones?" Lee asked.
"No, we aren't, but then again, when do I follow the rules?" She pointed out.
"...Damn you... DAMN YOU!" Lee screamed dramatically.
"Shut up ferret!" Said Clarrise, "Get into the pie!" She put him into a pie that was for some reason full of fruit and not meat pie ingredients.
"NOOOO! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PIE!" Lee screamed while being put into one of those 'Dinner Is Served' bowls.
Kat tried to hide her laughter. "Don't eat him. He tastes like bird poop." She mouthed
"We eat birds with droppings as sauce." Said one of the Ares kids, known simply as Matt.
"I meant he tastes like rainbows and lollipops." She replied.
"...EWWWWWWW." Matt recoiled.
Tom broke the wooden barricade down, following his promise he was now emo, he had dyed his hair black with red streaks, he was wearing a shirt with a skull on it, and his normal black pants still remained, he also had a shotgun in his hands.
"Wow. If I weren't his sister I would think he was kind of hot." Kat thought to herself.
"Where'd he get a gun from?" Asked Lee.
"Lee, I know you like eddsworld, but you don't have to quote it." Kat said, annoyed.
"But seriously, where?"
"I don't know!"
"I've watched my share of eddsworld, too." Said Clarrise, "So tell me, Tom, how do you kill someone you can't..." She took Kat out of her bubble and stepped in. "...Recognize?" Then she realized what she did. "Oh, crap."
"Prepare to die!" Tom screamed, loading his shotgun.
"LUKE AT YER LEETLE BABY GON!" Yelled an Ares kid who played WAY too much Team Fortress 2.
"What?" Asked Tom, lowering his gun.
"I was told, we would be fighting MEN!" The Ares kid (otherwise known as Eddie) replied.
"Shut up!" Tom screamed, now crying, he ran away.
"He's still sensitive..." Said Lee, suddenly Mr Muffin (human form) popped up out of nowhere with Lee's Scorpion Bazooka. "Wow, I never knew I was so badass."
"I HAVE COME FOR THE ONE NAMED KAT." Mr Muffin yelled. "Tell me where she is or- Oh there you are." Mr Muffin noticed Kat ridiculing Clarrise.
"Hi Mr. Muffin." Kat said, sounding very bored.
"Hello, Kat, say weren't YOU in that bubble last time I saw you..?" asked Mr Muffin.
"Yeah, but Clarrise is stupid and stepped into the bubble to disguise herself."
"Tom isn't dumb enough to fall for that," Mr Muffin replied, "He's just gullible."
"Clarrise is the one that's dumb. Wanna keep her as a pet?" Asked Kat.
"Yep." Said Mr Muffin
"Should I get the shrinkage beads?" Lee asked.
"Yeah. When are you guys going to switch back?"
"2.5 Earth Minutes from now." Lee said like a scientist.
"Don't talk like that. I hate scientists." Kat glared at him.
"Isn't that a shock?" Asked Mr Muffin.
LATER IN HERMES CABIN OUR 2 HEROES AND ONE ANTIHERO- ERR I MEAN FERRET HAVE CHANGED BACK AND ARE NOW CONCOCTING A BREW OF SHRINKAGE BEADS SO THEY ARE.
"So, what's the next ingredient?" Kat asked, holding a red bottle and a blue bottle and looking at them both with a very confused look
"The large end of a TELESCOPE!" Lee yelled, taking out a telescope and ripping the larger lense clean off of it. "Duh."
"You're crazy..."
"Well it's not my fault, look at ME through the large lense of a telescope and say I don't look any shorter." Lee said angrily.
"Eh, whatever."
Mr Muffin jumped up as his giant form and purred like a cat next to Kat. "I love you Kat."
Lee gasped, "Cool!"
"What? Never seen a giant ferret before?"
"Oh I've seen you giant before, I didn't know you could become giant at will!" Lee was sticking his tongue out stupidly.
"Riiiiiight." Mr Muffin looked off to the other side of the cabin. "I think I saw your incredibly hot kitten over there..." He walked out of the cabin.
"I refuse to let my ferret date your terrible excuse for a cat!"
"She isn't a terrible excuse, she has an IQ of 188." Lee chuckled.
"Mr. Muffin has an IQ of 200!" Kat argued back.
"Back to the beads, now we need some washing machine fluid." Lee took out a washing machine and emptied the contents into the cauldron.
"This is a really weird recipe."
"Just everything that makes everything it comes in contact with look tiny." Lee opened up a book that said, 'THE BOOK OF POTIONS AND SUCH FOR MAD SCIENTISTS'.
"I already told you, I don't like scientists." Kat knocked the book out of his hand and onto the floor.
"I'm a MAD scientist." Lee said, picking up his book and blowing dust off of it, "Ah, the last ingredient, a lock of fur from a small animal, and since your ferret isn't here." Lee picked up a mouse scampering around the room and plucked a hair off of the small thing.
"We need more mouse traps in this camp." Kat pointed out.
"We don't want this place looking like a mouse deathtrap though, we need to use the mice for potion making, their fur has magical value." Lee pointed out.
"Whatever. Is it done yet?"
"Yup." Said Lee, "Bring in the victim!"
Tom rolled the plastic bubble Clarrise was inside of into the room.
"I have a SCORE to settle with you," Lee poked the plastic bubble.
"I do too." Kat gave Clarrise a death glare.
"And I... don't even care." Said Tom, taking out a book that said 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians' on the cover.
"PARADOX!" Yelled a random squid, Lee wacked him out of the room.
"Now, time to settle the score." Lee took out a squirt gun and poured the fluid into it. "HEEYA!" He shot the gun straight at the bubble and Clarrise with it shrank down to the size of a pinball, Lee bent over on his knees to have a look, "Little tiny bubble, oh little thi-" A pipe shot water at him out of nowhere, "-GAH! CURSE YOU TINY BUBBLE!"
Kat laughed at him and dumped even more water on him.
"How do you like it?" Lee asked and filled a cup with water and splashed it all over Kat, but then, she started burning.
She gasped and ran to the bathroom and used the hand towel to dry off.
"What the heck just happened?" She said after she had dried off.
"There'll be fog on the shore tonight Bosun." The freaky green guy said into the window.
"I thought we ditched that idea after chapter five?" Asked Mr Muffin, coming back into the room with kiss marks on his face.
"I thought that too. Also, that reminds me, we haven't done the chat room for a while." Kat pointed out.
"I think we should ditch that too, it's just a waste of this fanfiction's time and doesn't really make it any more exciting." Lee said boredly.
"True. Now can we please stop breaking fourth walls?" Tom added.
"It wouldn't make a difference, the cameraman quit putting new lenses over the camera." Lee spoke through the broken fourth wall.
"Whatever, now what should we do with Clarrise?" Kat asked, poking the tiny bubble.
They all thought for a moment, and all at once, they said, "Pinball."
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Na na na na na! This song has no plot, my car's not in the parking lot-
"I'VE LOST MY HAT!"
"OH NOEZ!
Kevin now makes Edd look like a proffessional wrestler...
SHAKESPEAR KITTEN PRESENTS:
WHEN DOUBLE D LOSES HIS HAT, NOW PLAYING.
END COMMERCIAL
Kat won the first pinball game, but Percy, who had randomly appeared randomly during the commercials, had won the second.
Isn t it strange how so many characters randomly appear in this fanfiction? Asked Lee, Hmm, must be something new at camp.
MEANWHILE
Get these teleportation devices while Mr D is still chasing the gold drachma my brother put on a string! Said Travis holding up a watch-like object.
BACK AT HERMES CABIN
Lee gawked at the previous scene, Well, now that I m up-to-date with those teleport watches my half-brothers are selling thanks to the scroll bar... He took out a test tube full of dust, I am going to look for my radioactive test ants and give them their weekly serving of swelling dust! While he was walking he slipped on an inconvenientally placed banana peel. NOT AGAIN! The dust flew onto Kat s shoe and it grew 10x its size.
Heh heh, Lee rubbed his neck, Whoops?
Kat glared at him. Whoops? Say you re sorry or I ll crush you with my shoe!
Sorry. Said Lee, looking down.
Good boy. Now shrink my shoe!
Take your foot out of it and I will, because I might shrink you too. Lee glared back.
She took her foot out and sat down next to Tom. Whatcha readin?
I can t tell you or it ll cause a paradox. Said Tom, then the cabin started getting cramped, Oh he did not.
Aww crap why can t I do anything right? Lee said, his head hitting the roof of the cabin.
Karma with a capital K. Tom replied.
Hey, you have been shrunken with the cabin, it s not like I can t squash you right now. Lee said
THAT NIGHT
The cabin grew to gigantic size Dammit. Lee said, The cabin turned upside down. F*** with a capital F.
Inside the cabin, the three of them were 10 feet tall with their eyebrows blown off, I don t understand why I can t get your shoe back to normal!
My shoe is too awesome for your dumb magic. That s why. Kat replied angrily.
Let me try one more time. Lee put some powder on a magic-proof stick and poked Kat s shoe, nothing happened. Oh what do you know, this is that one-size-fits-all powder I have been looking for, Your shoe is now technically back to normal, Kat.
Kat sighed and threw the shoe out the door. I ll get a new one later.
Now If I can just get US back to normal, Lee said, he found his shrinkage beads again and sprinkled them all over the place. And... The cabin only shrunk, but not them, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!
You love Pete? Awesome! Kat joked.
Oh haha. Not funny. He said, So how about we get outta here and go to Olympus to make the gods think they ve been shrunk to normal size?
Sounds awesome. Kat said and followed him out the door.
Lee, what are you on cause I need some! Yelled Tom and he ran after them.
I don t think he s on anything Tom. His mom just dropped him on his head when he was a baby. Kat yelled back and waited for him to catch up.
ATHENA CABIN
Lee knocked on the door and Annabeth stepped out, What great scheme are you up to today?
We re gonna go to Olympus and make the Gods think that they are normal size! Lee chuckled, Maybe even make them normal size if we can get away with it.
Wanna come? Asked Kat.
Is Lee on anything? Annabeth asked.
No, his mom just dropped him on his head when he was little. Kat answered.
Alright, let me just get my normal clothes on. Annabeth walked back into her cabin, then came out in normal clothes.
To Percy s cabin! Said Lee, and started walking towards Poseidon cabin.
POSEIDON CABIN
Lee knocked on the door. Percy answered it, Hello?
Lee began speaking Jibberish then he finished with BLUE MEANIES!
What? Said Percy.
I mean, wanna go to Olympus and make the Gods normal sized? Lee asked.
Percy whispered to Kat. Is Lee on something?
Kat laughed and shook her head. You re the third person to ask that so far. No, his mom just dropped him on his head when he was a baby.
Alright, count me in. Percy came with them.
THREE HOURS LATER
I... PANT... think... PANT... we... PANT... need... PANT... a mode... PANT... of transportation. Lee fell to his knees.
I ll teleport my car here. Kat said and teleported her car right next to her using one of those teleportation watches.
You re not old enough to drive! Tom yelled.
Or am I? She pulled out her school ID pretending it was her driver s licence.
That s your school ID. Lee said.
You re right, I m not. Just get in the car. She said.
May I at least use the mist to disguise this car as a go-kart? Asked Tom.
Fine, go ahead.
Tom snapped his fingers and a silvery glow surrounded the car, unlike most mist-usings.
What s with the silver glow? Kat asked, confused.
It s my only way to tell whether or not it s surrounded by the mist, Tom said, I m be-spectacled, can t you tell by the glasses?
Maybe you should get contacts. Kat said and drove away.
Does your stepmother know you know how to drive? Asked Percy from behind one of the seats.
Nope. Kat answered as she took a bit too wide of a turn going 10 miles over the speed limit.
Does Athena know? Asked Lee.
She s Athena, so probably. Kat answered.
Does she know what we re gonna do? No. You did that spell so no one would know, not even the gods. Remember?
Yeah. Lee said, Don t you find it strange that we re technically more powerful than the gods?
The authors are cool so they made us that way. She answered, now going 17 miles over the speed limit.
Are we there yet? Asked Tom irritably.
No. How fast do you dare me to go? Kat asked.
Percy, Tom, Lee, and Annabeth all agreed on: 103 miles per hour.
Cool. Kat responded as she sped up.
I swear that I m gonna puke! Annabeth pointed out, and stuck her head out the window, puked, and saw the puke vaporize within only seconds.
Lee was looking out the window and suddenly saw a dragon. He stared at it. Hey Haku! The dragon made a peace sign.
The car jerked to a stop when they crashed into the Empire State Building.
What the Hades? Yelled Annabeth, Cool! I didn t even feel that! What s this car made out of?
Something. I m not exactly sure. She answered, then saw a notice on the mirror saying: BATHED IN THE RIVER STYX
Cool. Said Lee, sticking his head out the window. Alright, so who has the shrinkage beads? Percy. Kat replied.
Indeed I do. Said Percy, holding a jar full of what looked like green glow-in-the-dark BBs. Finally we can look down on the Gods. Wow, that sounded extremely evil.
Almost all of my thoughts sound extremely evil. Let s just get inside, I m getting soaked. Said Kat, who was getting soaked due to the sudden rain that had just moved in.
Hmm, Zeus must be tired. Lee said, I hear him snoring.
INSIDE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
Wow, the elevator button, I haven t seen one of these in a long time... Tom said, My mom always tells me to take the stairs.
Wrong elevator, Tom. Said Lee, and he pointed at the man at the desk.
They walked up to the desk, the man asked what their purpose was, but immediately let them in because he seemed to find Kat attractive.
I knew my looks would help us one day. Kat bragged.
If you weren t so smart, you would be a daughter of Aphrodite. Said Tom.
Thanks. Now TO OLYMPUS. Kat replied.
They walked into an elevator where a random guy who looked like the Grim Reaper was and Lee smiled at him and said, I ve got new socks on.
Lovely. Said Death.
What are you going to Olympus for? Asked Tom.
You first.
Well, since you re Death and you were my science teacher for 5 years, Lee said, I m guessing you know I was great at making size-changing potions and I was planning on making the Gods smaller-
Oh, you re doing that? Asked Death, Dude, that was your ambition for the 5 years I taught you, I thought you were bluffing, congrats!
Lee shook Death s hand but felt extremely cold when he did and recoiled.
But I have to ask, what are you on? Death asked.
Kat, Tom, and Annabeth started laughing like crazy and Lee just glared at them.
I fell off a boat when I was 4. He whispered into Death s ear.
I thought your mom dropped you on your head? Tom asked.
She did drop me, I did land on my head, it was just from a boat to a dock. Lee said, then the elevator dinged.
Here s my stop. Said Death, and he got off the elevator and waved farewell to Lee.
Why-? Percy began.
Me and Death have known each other since Kindergarten. Lee said, He was a great science teacher, until one of my classmates- who has a big head -found out the teacher was Death and he was fired.
How big of a head did he have? Asked Tom.
Well, this is an understatement, but it was about 10 inches wide and tall. Lee said.
YES! HIS HEAD IS BIGGER THAN MINE! Said Annabeth.
DING! The elevator came to a stop.
Oh I feel so excited for this moment. Said Lee, holding up the jar of green beads.
Hey Lee, you and Kat are both really crazy. You would make a good couple. Annabeth said.
NO THEY WOULDN T! Tom yelled. Lee is crazy in a bad way! He might accidentally blow her up or something.
You don t have to insult me, I don t think we re a good couple either! Said Lee.
I agree with Lee and Tom. We would make a terrible couple. Kat repled, Now get out of the elevator! She said, pushing Lee out the door.
Thank you. Said Tom.
You re not welcome. She answered jokingly.
Now, Olympus is just past this... really long bridge. Said Lee.
Nah, not really. Said Percy, then he tore what appeared to be wallpaper off of the 2nd wall. Just tear this wallpaper off and you ll be at these gigantic doors.
Hey Annabeth, why are you so quiet today? Asked Tom.
...I looked so insignificant in the movie. Said Annabeth, They were double the size of what they are in the real world those Gods.
You all looked insignificant. Kat pointed out.
Shut up. Said Percy, I bet they didn t even use the program to grow things for the movie.
Let s get off the subject. Said Lee, Now, the beads.
Hey Lee, what if you accidentally shrunk Olympus? That would be hilarious. Kat said.
As hilarious it may be we need to make the Gods look insignificant. Lee replied, Thankfully these beads only work when crushed. Then he took out a BB gun, loaded it with twelve shrinkage beads, gave guns to the others, and also gave them twelve beads.
YAY! Shooting things is the only thing that make me happy! Tom said as he grabbed the gun and beads.
Open fire in 3... Lee readied his gun, 2... He backed away and made sure nobody accidentally shrunk themselves. Fire.
Everyone began shooting and just for the fun of it, Kat shot Lee.
I knew you would do that, so I bought a bullet proof vest. Lee said.
Vests don t work on your head. Kat pointed out, shooting the gun at his head.
Well I m just that awesome. Lee said, and didn t shrink down, he just kept firing at the Gods. And my own beads don t work on me.
I ll have to complain to the authors after the chapter is done. Kat replied and went back to shooting the gods.
Lee shot Zeus until he became the size of a french fry pod, I really never liked him, He shot Artemis 20 times I hate her.
I kinda like her. Kat said.
Yeah, because you re SEXIST. Lee replied.
Am NOT!
Whatever, just get Hera hard. Annabeth said, I have a score to settle with her.
I m going to shoot Ares. Kat decided and shrunk him to the size of a tea cup.
Hmm, I think we should definitely leave Poseidon alone, he s the only one here with common sense. Percy said.
Agreed. Lee replied.
Can I shoot you instead? Asked Kat.
I have a curse on me that everytime a magical spell is cast upon me I turn into a guinea pig for 10 seconds. Percy said, Now that you think of it, it s more of a blessing, thanks Circe!
Kat shot him anyway.
Aww. Annabeth said, looking at the guinea pig Percy. You re so cute as a guinea pig. Then Percy changed back.
I kinda don t like mom. Tom whispered, She forgot my birthday.
Everyone shoot Athena! Kat announced because she had been the only one to hear Tom, and 50 rounds of SB were unloaded on Athena, turning her to the size of a cockroach.
How about we shoot Olympus just for the fun of it? Said Annabeth, they all aimed their guns downward...
ELEVATOR
Lee and the others came running into the elevator before the bridge of Olympus became too small to walk on.
That was awesome! Kat yelled when they were safe in the elevator.
Thanks for stating the obvious! Annabeth panted, Glad we made it here alive.
Well how could we make it DEAD? Asked Tom.
Good point. Kat said. Hey, anyone want a free highfive?
I don t trust you, you could have a shrinkage bead in your hand. Said Lee.
If I had one and it got crushed we would both shrink. Kat pointed out.
Good point. Said Lee, then they all high fived Kat.
You know, I am VERY happy right now. Said Tom, Seriously, we ve proved ourselves more powerful than the Gods, we got them in their sleep! Wait til they wake up!
I know. I wonder if they ll know it was us?
Remember Kat? The spell?
Oh yeah.
It makes us invisible to any God when we are causing mischief. Lee said, We are like Fred and George, Pippin and Merry, someone else who causes mischief, anyway, we rock!
I know we do. She smiled and leaned against the elevator.
...Anyone have a coke? Asked Percy, Someone here has to be thirsty right now.
Nope. Said Lee.
Maybe we should pick up coke on the way home? Suggested Kat.
They got back into Kat s car and started listening to music, Aliens Exist by Blink 182.
Let s not sing along or this might turn into a typical fanfic. Said Lee, stopping Annabeth from singing.
I wonder if aliens really do exist? Kat wondered.
The camera zoomed out and the shadowy figures from last chapter appeared.
I think she is catching on. Said the purple one.
She has completed her first mission. Said the red one, That insane boy with the spiky hair, he may give us the upper hand in our mission, contact Kat s protector at once.
You mean Tom? Asked the purple one, He should already know.
Just contact him. The red one answered, annoyed.
END
Wow, this is the longest chapter we have ever written, I cannot believe it! Catboy said.
My brain and eyes hurt from writing this. VampireCat said.
Well, let s be proud and drink some caffeinated beverages. Catboy took out some Mountain Dew.
VampireCat took out coke instead and took a sip. Blegh! This coke tastes like pepsi!
Dyslexia must be switching the ingredients around with the title. Said Catboy.
Maybe. She said, then pulled the Chapter End curtain.