Inspired by Nikki, whom found my Grell and Sebastian action figures ((I've been spending all my paycheck on anime merch lately)) and made them kiss. It… Well, it inspired this crazy story.

Sorry, the sex ed one will be the one after this. I promise!

The most fun a Uke can have.

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"You're so annoying. Why don't you just leave me alone?"

"I'm in love with you."

Usami stopped at Misaki's door. He'd only just gotten home from a very long, tiring meeting and wanted nothing more than to attack his adorable Misaki. He'd even snuck up the stairs quietly, hoping to surprise the boy.

But it seemed as though Misaki had company…

"I can't be with you, you know that." Misaki said, in a slightly sad voice.

"Why not? Leave him for me!"

"I can't!"

"But he's… huge and fat!"

Usami was about to reach for the door knob. He wouldn't let some cheeky brat get away with insulting him, besides it sounded as if he wanted to steal Misaki away from him. But he was stopped by what he heard next.

Misaki giggled slightly, before saying, "Yes, I know he is but… I can't leave him. We are bond forever."

Akihiko didn't know whether to be thrilled that Misaki wanted to be with him forever, or to be upset at Misaki for agreeing. He glanced down at himself, he wasn't overweight! Was he... ?

"That's it! I'm going to kill him!"

"No!"

"That's the only way you'll be free of him. Isn't that what you want?"

"But… If you even touch a hair on his head, I'll have to destroy you!"

"I'll risk fighting you, if it means we can be together!"

"Don't! There's no way you can win!"

"I have to try, don't I? I have to free you so we can be together."

"Fine then, this is it." Misaki sounded grave.

"Wait! Before we fight… Make love to me!"

Okay, that's it! Usami thought, throwing open the door. I'm going to kill that bastard!

Misaki was sitting crosslegged on his floor, across from him sat another boy around the same age. In his hands was an action figure with bright red hair holding a chainsaw, in Misaki's was a man with pitch black hair. Beside Misaki, was a pushie of a boy with blue hair.

The two boys blushed, and awkwardly dropped the dolls.

"Um… Usagi-san, I didn't hear you come in."

"I… I'll just be going then!" the other boy said, grabbed the two figures, "You can keep the pushie, Misaki! See ya tomorrow!"

He quickly rushed past Usami, still blushing.

"Let's pretend that didn't happen." Akihiko said, awkwardly.

"Yeah,"

"Unless of course, you want to make love to me?"

"Shut up, old man!"

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Well, it was pretty short. But, the image of Shinobu and Misaki playing together was just too adorable! BTW, action figures and pushie were from Kuroshitsuji. The show seems to be really popular on here, and I have to admit I'm in love with Ceil! ((Though I don't like Sebastian… He's gotten really soft in the new season.))

On a side note, I promise to finish Dear Angel soon! I've just sorta lost inspiation for it…

So if anyone knows where I can get Junjou Romantica without subtitles, I will offer Fan-Service and/or an AMV. It's a pretty good bribe right?