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"Hey people! This is WWN's memorial episode! Our (hopefully) longest yet!"

"We better hope so! Our listeners will be quite disappointed if the episode we advertised isn't as good as they thought. In fact, they might sue us for false advertising!"

"This better be good. I'm broke."

"I bet you aren't as broke as me. I blew my last Knut at Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes last week. I'll bet you two sickles that you're not as broke as me."

"I blew my last Knut there as well. I'll bet you THREE Sickles that I'm more broke than you."

"if you're so broke, where will you get the three sickles from? More importantly, where will you get the money to pay our angry readers from. They're listening for news, not us making bets! Luckily, they have no way of locating us!"

"MWAHAHAHA! Anyways, I've heard of plans for a memorial on the grounds of Hogwarts."

"Yeah, but was your source of that information really reliable? Oh, I told you that. Go on. "

"As to what and where the memorial will be, it has not yet been determined, but Minister of Magic Kingsley Shacklebolt has said he will spend and do anything for the people who sacrificed their lives to save ours and yours."

"apparently you have reliable sources. This number of dead in such a short battle has never been counted. Pictures of all the brave souls who sacrificed themselves will be displayed around the Great Hall with descriptions of their fight, how many they took down before they... Well, and pictures of their families. And now for an excerpt from our interview with the Weasley twins. "

Start of excerpt-

" I am at Hogwarts with the Weasley twins. Yes, the same ones who created a joke shop fresh out of Hogwarts."
"actually, we never finished Hogwarts."
"Well, Fred, we did leave, just not in the traditional way."
"Well, tradition has never been our strong point."
"right you are boys. Now could you tell me what you're working on right now?"
"no ma'am. I'm sorry, that's top secret. "
"So polite!"
"Who, Gred? Or Forge?"
"Umm... Whoever spoke?"
"Don't let him fool you. I'm the gentleman here. "
" yes, yes. Could you tell me what this is or is that top secret as well?"
"that? That is a headless hat. See?"
"I see you with a ridiculous hat in and- oh! Bravo! Could I examine the spell work on that?"
" if you like. We have copyright, just in

case you get any funny ideas. "
"Oh, no, I'm just curious. Where's my wand?"
"Here you have it."
"Two questions. One, why is my wand under a box of fainting fancies, and two, why are you grinning evilly?"
"one, you would know better than us. "
" And two, we enjoy grinning evilly. It's become a habit. "
"okay then. Give me my wand... Ack! This is NOT my wand!"
" oops. Must have been a trick wand. "End of excerpt.

"Gotta love them *sniffs*"

" and you owe me five sickles. "

" FIVE ? I thought it was three?"

" no I totalled it. By the way,i checked your bank statement. I'm more broke. "

" I hate you. "

" hate you too, best buddy"

" this is Real Men Play Quidditch. "

" No, you're James, by popular demand. And Lily the Amazing Evans. "

" oN wWn"