Disclaimer: I still don't own Death Note (fancy that), but I do own Megan… she is my "twin" and I have right of ownership.
Dear Megan,
I love you more than any of my toys or action figures. You make me happy each time you comment on how you think my hair makes me look like a sheep, but a cute sheep. We can be sheep together, I shall tell you my secret of how I get my hair this way, and play with toys all day and night. I am so happy that you are one of the few people outside the Whammy house who does not think I should be in an insane asylum. Together, we shall follow in L's footsteps for I feel your intelligence is needed to solve every case. I love your sarcasm and humor and I do not know what I would do without it. It brightens my day. Together, we will make this world a better place even though I think any world with you is perfect. Be with me forever and always my little lamb.
Love,
Near
AN
Hahaha… you wondered who I would have write to you so I chose the big toddler. You are both playful so it's perfect. Unless you wanted to be with Aizawa or something. Hope you found it funny and awesome. He's a sheep, you must love him or else. I wish he would change into a Narwal though. That would be so perfect.
Review and I shall write one for you… keep that in mind… oh and like I said, I do hate letters too… They shall be both entertaining and amazing and funny (insert adjective here)… Thanks for reading!