"No, Kakashi san turning into an adorable chibi version of yourself will not get you out of rewriting this dog's dinner you call a report". " No, big tearful eyes and trembling bottom lip won't work either". "For the last time No and get the puppyfied versions of your summons off my desk before I stick you with the worst D rank I can find."

So says Iruka Umerio of the mission desk.