Title: I Spy
Genre: Humor
Characters: Hitsugaya, Matsumoto
Summary: She just didn't understand what could have gotten into him.
Matsumoto could tell her taichou wasn't very pleased. They had been sent on yet another stake-out in the living world, forced to spend all night staring at absolutely nothing while hoping fervently that it would change into something soon so as to alleviate their growing boredom. Well, Hitsugaya didn't look so much bored as aggravated, if she was going to be honest with herself.
She decided she should try to cheer him up.
"Yo, Taichou! Let's play a game," she exalted, grinning broadly at his return scowl. Without waiting for his reply, she began. "I spy with my little eye … something … white. Try to guess what it is, Taichou!"
"Is it my hair?" he groaned, sounding particularly pained.
"Wow! How did you guess, Taichou?!"
"I'm psychic," Hitsugaya grunted sarcastically, hoping that it would succeed in finally shutting her up. It worked … for all of two minutes.
"Hey, Taichou! Let's play a game! Here! I know just the one. I spy with my little eye … something … white. Guess what it is!"
Matsumoto could not, for the life of her, figure out why her taichou then proceeded to bang his head numerous times against the nearest metal pole.
After all, if he was psychic, he should've seen it coming, right?