Ownership and Inspiration: I don't own Glee. But my imagination I do, I'll never relinquish that.
Music Inspiration: Something Happened on the Way to Heaven, Phil Collins.
Inspiring scent: Mocha Kenya.
Rating: M.
Ship: I'm on the Jogan Gondola therefore a Gondolier. But this story is: Hurt, such as Hunter!Kurt. With assistance from Dr Blaine Anderson and Nursey Rachel Berry.
Trigger Warnings: Swearing, sex scenes and risk taking subjects. S/M or if you prefer the term D/S relationships. Medical procedures and subjects.
Serious words of warning: Contains an aggressive form of Blaine Devon Anderson. I suppose like when he stood up to Sam Evans and said "I'm not for sale!".
~ Follow Up Appointment ~
Sitting at the "We're Talking" window, Dr Blaine leans on the counter and sips on his medium drip mocha, it's really, really hot. (We all drool 'cause he's so hot too!)
Dr Blaine moves on the bar stool, he swivels around and around. His admiring eyes enjoy all that he sees.
He often looks and searches for a familiar face, and today is a great addition to those collection of days. It's a follow up appointment from his absolute favourite patient.
Blaine had thought Kurt's beauty, adorableness and delicate nature was going to rock his appointment diary. However the first appointment had ended up being an earthquake of the worst kind.
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Dr Blaine sits observing his new patients behind a one way mirror window. He notes symptoms and patient demeanour in detail. He notes patients who come with company and how they interact.
Patients who bring computers and 21stC gizmos, he hacks into their streams and spies from hidden cameras.
He gathers sufficient information of them for thirty or so minutes or as necessary, which ever comes first.
If the patient becomes antsy or their companions do, he cuts the observations short. Suffice to say this method helps weed the liars and those who try to fool themselves.
For Kurt Hummel, he appears much better than that first appointment, he is calmer. His mobile phone picks up interesting conversation in texting and Dr Blaine raises his pen for the notebook.
fromTheLoveOfMyLife: How are you doing babe?
toTheLoveOfMyLife: Really well, how about you?
fromTheLoveOfMyLife: Yeah I'm good. How long before your appointment?
toTheLoveOfMyLife: No Idea. I'll let you know when we're out.
fromTheLoveOfMyLife: That would be good, thanks.
toTheLoveOfMyLife: Love you, and stop worrying.
fromTheLoveOfMyLife: Love you too. Can Rachel get her favourite wine for dinner? I invited Brody too.
toTheLoveOfMyLife: That'll be great. I'll let her know.
Rachel flips through magazines on the coffee table. "These are pretty upmarket magazines Kurt." She organizes them in to correct name order and relevant dates. The newer ones up the top, fanning them for browsing. "He's a pretty upmarket doctor Rach, and…" Kurt leans to her, she leans to him, obviously a secret worth keeping and sharing just for themselves. "He's really, really cute too." Rachel's eyes widen and her mouth forms the necessary shape for a very sweet "Oh!" she winks with Kurt and looks forward to meeting Dr Blaine Anderson.
From behind the one way mirror window, Blaine blushes and finishes his drink, clearly pleased. He puts money under his cup and saucer, for the waitress. He rises up, tidies his tie and clothes and makes for the waiting room.
He opens the door and puts his head around the doorway. As his body follows his very cuteness, his eyes meet as Kurt looks up toward him. They smile at each other. Kurt rises up and leans down for Rachel's hand. "He's ready for me."
Rachel looks at Kurt perplexed and then to Dr Blaine, she blushes 'cause Kurt was so correct. He really is quite cute.
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Kurt and Rachel have been in his office for five minutes or so now. They've been sharing quiet conversations while Dr Blaine goes over notes, humms and ahhs, looks up at Kurt and Rachel, then back down to reports and notes.
Dr Blaine tightens the lid on his pen, squares all the papers in front of him and puts the pen on top of those. He breathes in and blows out, pushing himself back in his chair. He finally looks up at them with earnest.
"So Kurt, who is this lovely lady. Your little sister?" Blaine the obvious gentleman in flattery, Rachel blushes and squeezes Kurt's hand.
"No not quite, this is Rachel. She's my best girl-friend friend." Kurt squeezes her back, and they hold hands as brother and sister do. "She came to support me today. I didn't want to upset Hunter, just yet. If the news is bad that is …." He's started to get tongue tied.
"Oh, you're still with Hunter then?" Blaine looks definitely surprised. Taking Kurt by surprise "Yes we're still together, why, why would you think that we weren't?"
"No great reason, you just indicated difficulties in your relationship status when you were here last. It seemed like you were indicating leaving him." Dr Blaine speaks matter-of-factly, it could be seen as another form of not crossing that transference bridge. However, Blaine is actually quite miffed, because he knows more about Hunter, than Hunter and Kurt know of Dr Blaine Anderson.
Kurt feels annoyed at this somewhat breech of trust and tries to backpedal. "I might have over reacted then, but we're fine now." He pats his hands downward "It's okay, everything is fine now." Clearly Blaine has hit another raw nerve. "Can we talk about my health?" Somewhat exasperated, Kurt is showing that he's definitely grown a pair of balls since his first visit, since the operation and post op consults.
"Okay!" Dr Blaine raises his voice to the authority level that all doctors demand they deserve. "I'll tell you plainly. Your sexual practices and lack of hygiene have placed your health in considerable jeopardy. We removed quite a number of cysts and polyps from your colon, from alongside your bladder, from near your prostate. We flushed your bowel of the back up of faeces. All of these things we sent off for testing, even the faeces. I take it the sores in your mouth have healed?"
Kurt's jaw is dropped and he appears close to tears from this form of verbal abuse from Dr Blaine. He thinks he heard a question he should answer but this barrage of aggression he wasn't expecting from the kind Doctor. Rachel taps his shoulder for a response.
She looks to the doctor "I don't think you should have spoken so rough to him. You've obviously been to 'jack ass' school of Doctoring. How could you yell at him like that?" She glares at the good doctor and he glares right back at her.
"Kurt! Have the sores in your mouth gone? And the ones at the base of your penis, are they gone too?" Dr Blaine is looking straight into Kurt's eyes, knowing that although he's being straight forward, none of his verbal accusations and questions come anywhere near par to what him and Hunter have been doing. "I also expect that the 'crabs' you had were eradicated when we shaved, waxed and washed you all over your dear delicate areas…"
At this Kurt gets up, leans towards the doctor and puts both hands on the desk. "Don't speak so roughly to me." Rachel's eyes widen, this is not the Kurt she has ever seen. Who the hell is this?
Dr Blaine Devon Anderson, MD of the Cute Order of Doctors stands up too, leans toward the patient and puts both hands on his own desk. His knuckles are a hare's breath from Kurt's and his body language equals his aggression. "You have been my patient for longer than I care for. But you are my patient, I have your results and you need a wake up lesson Mr Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. Now I demand that you sit back down and answer the relevant questions before I give you an ultimatum of your results."
They stare for longer than Rachel cares for. She reaches for Kurt's jacket and tugs at him, she tugs more, more and then near rips his clothing to drag him down. Eventually he gives in to her. But his eyes don't leave Dr Blaine's, and Dr Blaine doesn't break his eye contact.
"I trusted you with my care, it took a lot for me to come here the first time. Then you did something to me so you'd have me on your table and open me up, to bare my insides and outsides to you…"
"Do you want me to show you all the graphic video evidence we have of that appointment and operation, and the after care we gave you. And the after care Hunter gave you."
Once more this stand off exchange is rising Rachel's blood pressure. "Kurt, shut up and let the doctor tell you the results." What the hell, Rachel told Kurt to shut up! Kurt's glare at her has her fidgeting. "Kurt, I didn't come here to support anger."
She looks at the Doctor. "Just tell him what the diagnosis is, how long does he have to live and what do we do to keep him healthy?" They both look at her disbelieving.
"Rachel I am not dying." He turns to the good Doctor "Tell her I'm not dying, because that's all she keeps thinking?"
Dr Blaine sits back in his chair, calms himself down breathing in and blowing gently out. Crosses his arms over his chest and looks at Kurt matter-of-factly. "You tell her that, I won't lie for you."
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Extra author notes from a kute little author: I'm not a doctor, nurse or fully trained medical person. All medical info here is relevant but not fully science based. So if you've got symptoms of sorts, don't use these diagnosis' and advice as gospel. Go get checked out and take it from a professional. Reviews would be very muchly appreciated.