TDD Aftermath 1, part 1:

(Aftermath music plays. Same set used from TDA(TDWT technically didn't happen yet, but it's the same set. Blaineley sits on the couch in the middle, smiling at the cheering audience.)

Blaineley: Hello TV watchers and TV watcherettes! I am your super diva-tastic host, Blaineley!

Moltar:(from control room, chuckles) Calm down, honey, you ain't the host.

Blaineley: Excuse me, I believe I am. Now onto-

Moltar: You're the co-host. Your host should be here soon, he's uh...on a lunch break.

Blaineley:(frowns) Hmm, well, until my co-host gets here, here's what's going on: Drama, drama, and more drama! Not from meddlin' kids, but even better: freaks of nature from some other network! (Space Ghost, the host, invisos in)

Space Ghost:(looks at Moltar) Moltar, do I look...okay?

Moltar: What'd ya eat during lunch?

Space Ghost:(smiles) A lovely fried curry chicken sandwich with cole slaw and a side of-

Blaineley: Sit down already! We don't have time for YOUR drama! We have guests to entertain! AND a TV viewing world!

SG: OH that's right! (invisos to desk, which is next to where Blaineley is on the couch, he looks at cards, then back to the audience) Okie dokie, we have two guests today, and each are from a failed pilot that never became an actual show(smiles to camera) Like Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, THAT is an actual show (smiles, showing his teeth)

Blaineley:(clears throat) WAS an actual show.

SG: Oh yeah, Miss Smarty Pants? I don't see YOU with a show!

Blaineley: You know what they say, having no show of your own is better than having your show cancelled!(Space Ghost frowns, Blainelely faces audience) Speaking of show, the contestants of Total Drama Detour really put on a show with their crazy stunts and bloopers! Check this out!

(Video plays. All the contestants are shown doing things, for example: Zorak pranking Brak, Early chasing people around, Meatwad turning into shapes, Steve doing private things, e.t.c.)

SG: Hmm, Zorak and Brak are on the show...(to Moltar) I uhh, thought they had a contract with us.

Moltar: Brak hasn't since he got his show, which also got cancelled years ago(Blaineley giggles) and uhh..Zorak told you to stuff it and that he was gonna win the million whether you like it or not.

SG:(grins to camera) Oh, he'll win...he'll win a trip to this aftermath set!

Blaineley: Speaking of that, we have our first aftermath guest-

SG: I'll take it from here, lady. (video shows of Gummi's time on the show) The pilot co-star was on the Team that was called Team Champion, or uh, Team Champions? Though his time on the show was short, he had his two friends on his team that kept him going. (shows him dropping into the Mediterranean Sea) Well, until he fell into that big...huge...pool. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome..Gummi!

Gummi:(gets pushed out onto the set by Moltar, who giggles and walks away) Better watch how you push me, man! I'll get a lawyer! (sits on the side couch)

SG: Welcome, Gum! How are you?

Gummi: No no it's Gummi, Gummi with an e! Got it?

SG: Yeah whatever.

Blaineley: So, Gummi, you got kicked off by your ex-teammates because of how you were made. (shows clips of Gummi burning in Egypt) Let's face it, someone made of syrups can't survive it in the hot sun!

SG: Were you mad when your team voted you off and threw you into the deepest darkest sea?

Gummi: Of course not! I didn't wanna be on the show in the first place! I only went cuz Cheyenne was there! I'm basically her manager!

Blaineley: Oh, Cheyenne, Cheyenne. That one might be the new Lindsay.

Moltar:(chuckles, watching TDI on the monitor) No one's dumber than that bimbo.

Gummi: Don't be comparing Cheyenne to her! Cheyenne actually has a career!

Blaineley: Then why would she drag you and Emily to be on the show?

Gummi: I, well, I-I don't know! Ask HER, not me!

SG: I'm afraid we can't do that. But, we can ask her closest friend who was eliminated after the episode in Alaska.

Blainelely: Relax, size 200. We have a bigger timeslot than your show did.

SG: What? Hey! My show had episodes that were 20 minutes you-

Blaineley: Bigger timeslot means more action, more drama, more detour and everything this show has to offer!

SG: So stay on your couches citizens,

SG and Blaineley: We'll be right back! (they glare at each other)