Hehe... So sorry if I scared you shitless on the last chapter. My parents never let us go to see horror films, but I can think them up myself. (-_-;) anyway I'm sooooo happy that there are so many followers! Yay! I got my project done as quick as possible so I could post this for you guys!


Izaya's POV

I glanced over at the clock that was sitting next to the guest bed that Shizuko was so cutely sleeping in. 9:20. I didn't know Shizu-chan's sleeping patterns, so I was worried that I might end up getting punched if I woke her up. Also considering the position she was sleeping in, I wasn't sure if it would safe to even touch her. Her fists were tightly clenched and her breathing was heavy not to mention that she was sweating a bit.

After staring at her for a minute, I just couldn't help myself anymore and decided to just risk my life. I slowly leaned over her sleeping body, reached out a hand... And started poking her cheek.

"Heeeeeey! Shizu-chan wake uuuuuuuup." I said loudly as continuously poked her cheek. Suddenly her eyes flew open and she sat up. It seemed like she hadn't even noticed what I'd been doing all this time. Her eyes were wide as her shivering fingers fumbled with the sheets that covered her body. Finally getting a firm grip on them, she pushed them back, and patted her stomach. She smiled and let out a long sigh of relief.

"They're okay... They're okay..." She panted over and over, clutching her chest as she pulled up her knees and rested her head on them.

It seemed that her mood was good enough, so patted her on the back, "Shizu-chan, you need to get up now~~" I said merrily.

Her attitude instantly changed when she noticed my presence. She slowly held up her head and glared over at me. "What the hell are YOU doing in here." She snarled. If Shizu-chan were a guy, I'd get aroused just by him acting like that, but as a pregnant woman, s/he's just fucking scary.

"Hey, calm down," I hold up my hands, trying to tell her I meant no harm (Unlike I usually do.) and back away a little. "There's someone here to talk to you. You need to get dressed okay?" I say as gently.

She scowls. "Fine. Then get the fuck out. I'll be there in a second."


As soon as Shizu-chan sees the person I'm speaking with when she enters the room, she cringes and and stops in her tracks. "What the hell are you doing here, Kasuka?!" She cries, jabbing a finger in her little brother's direction.

He looks up at his older brother/sister, his expression unchanging, of course. "Oh, good morning, ah, sister?" Shizu-chan shot him a furious glare. "Come on, Shizuo, I'm your brother, I have to know these things. After all, they will be my future niece or nephew." He smiled up at his sibling; though I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be motivational or teasing.

"It's Izaya's fault that I got fucking pregnant in the first place," I can see her shudder when she says the word 'pregnant' she's just too damn cute. She shakes her head gently, trying to get her mind off the subject and continues, "hell, this whole ordeal is his fault 'cause he can't keep his pants on when he's drunk!"

"I beg to differ! You let me top because mine was 7 millimeters longer than yours!" I butt in.

"What?! Who in their fucking right mind measures their junk?" Shizu-chan asks, giving me a slightly disgusted look.

"As it so happens, I do, since I am an informant, and as you know, informants need to know as much as possible." I smile, putting my hands in my pockets and flipping the top half of my jacket off my shoulders. I love doing that, it annoys Shizu-chan so much~!

"So if you knew your own cock size, then why the hell didn't you get yourself a fucking condom first off?!" She snarls, raising an eyebrow. The problem with Shizu-chan being a woman is the part of her that's usually right.

"Ahem," Kasuka coughed quietly. Despite his emotionless body language, I could tell that on the inside he was at least slightly amused by our conversation about dick sizes.

Shizu-chan blushes slightly, and sits down calmly on the couch opposite to Kasuka. When I plop down next to her, she instantly scoots to the other end in hopes of getting as far away from me as possible. "Fucker..." I think I hear her grumble under her breath.

"Now, Onii-oneesan, you do know that you'll have to raise those kids with him, right?"

I see her eyes get huge. "If you care at all about those kids' well beings then you would never even think of letting them anywhere near him." She scoffs as she glares in my direction.

"Why, Shizu-chan, don't you trust me?" I say sweetly with a grin. She gives me the 'hell no' look then turns away to stare at the floor, triying to avoid eye contact with me. Something's wrong.

For the next few hours or so, we continued our conversation with Kasuka about the future. Much to my surprise, he was actually much more excited than what his expressions said. In fact, he actually asked Shizu-chan if he could name them, the request got him an odd look from his sis/bro, since his eyes got big and sparkly when he asked. Maybe one or two more off topic conversations got in there too, like how I should lie to the kids about how intercourse worked; many of my suggestions made Shizu-chan blush intensely.

Kasuka glanced down at his watch. "Hey, maybe we should finish this conversation over lunch. Anything in particular that you want, oneesan?"

I saw Shizu-chan's eye twitch when her brother called her 'oneesan', but she shrugged it off and thought for a second. "... Do you happen to know anyplace with good goat masala and strawberry Greek yogurt?"


Lol. Making up wacky cravings is so fun~~! But goat masala is delicious, in fact I ate some just the other day! Wow, I get off topic easily! Who else hated the sex conversation with their parents?!

I know Kasuka was a little out of character, but hell, if I'm on crack, the characters I'm writing about are too. Never do drugs, kids, or you'll end up like me~~! I'm kidding my brain is like this naturally. Anyway, I'm hoping to get some hot man sex into next chapter, so hang in there! I know that the sexual tension is super crazy right now~~ well, it will get crazy. (-_-;)