Okay! My slowness catches up...I think...
Sasuke stealthily snuck down the stairs, around the corner and hid behind the wall that seperated him from the kitchen where Naruto hummed to the radio, cooking breakfast for the two of them. Sasuke's eyes looked at Naruto as he began to dance to the music. Naruto placed the perfectly round pancake on the plate and smiled. He set it down and he started to dance more into the music.
Shit. Sasuke could get used to this. Breakfast and a smut fest.
Sasuke unstealthy poof went unnoticed by Naruto but made Sasuke's needs more obvious.
The next thing the blonde knew, he was attacked and straddled to the ground.
"Sasuke!" Sasuke looked into his prey's eyes, an evil glint shone in them as the blue eyes glared back. Naruto pushed agianst Sasuke's chest."Get off, god dammit!" Naruto swung his knee up and hit...Sasuke. Well not Sasuke- Sasuke, but Sasuke.
Sasuke scrunched his face in pain as he made this "Auuuuh," sound and curled up doing his best to soothe the pain where no guy should ever feel such pain.
"I warned you, Sasuke!" Naruto bent over and glared. Sasuke couldn't even look up. Naruto face softened, apologetically. He kneeled down and helped Sasuke sit up moving close to his face. Naruto rubbed Sasuke's balls, looking at him with big blue eyes. "I'm sorry...it's just you wouldn't get off."
Sasuke kissed him. He leaned his head back and moaned. "N-naruuuutoooo...uunnnnnn. It's okay..."
"Good." Naruto stopped, getting up, walking away and leaving a hard Sasuke in the kitchen along with a table for two full of food.
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Sasuke walked next to Naruto, making sure no girl could touch either of them, even if Naruto had no side effects.
"Sasuke! Lets go to Ichiraku! Iruka and Kakashi-sensei are there, too!" Naruto ran off to the two men sitting in the ramen stand. "Iruka-sensei! Kakashi-sensei!"
Kakashi ignored them while Iruka turned around and greeted the two.
"So how are things?" Iruka asked. Sasuke sat down and called to the owner/server/cook adn asked for some water.
"They're good!" Naruto repiled happily before he asked for a miso.
"And what's it like living together, Sasuke get any goodies yet?" Kakashi asked, sniggering playfully. Iruka slapped him over the shoulder and turned back to Naruto.
"Nope! Sasuke ain't getting nothin' yet and other then that it's fun! I get to cook which isn't bad since..." Naruto rambled and Iruka chuckled at the man's childishness. "And Sasuke was so cute last night, cuz he was a kid again and he was all pouty and stuff!"
Sasuke spit out the sip of water he took and coughed. Naruto turned around to help but was helplessly distracted by the placing of the ramen infront of him.
"Itadakimasu!" Naruto prayed and took a bite.
"Well we gotta get going Naruto." Iruka said and handed Kakashi money to pay who wouldn't take it.
"Your leaving?" Naruto asked and looked at the two fighting men over the money.
"Yes, we are on a mission for the Hokage and only took a short reak to eat lunch."
Naruto pouted and waved to the leaving forms. "Sasuke, Why didn't you say anything?"
Sasuke ignored him. "Sasuke..." Sasuke still ignored him. "If you don't say anything I'll hit you in the balls again and this time I won't be so nice about it afterwords..." Sasuke and the owner both flinched.
"Naruto-san do you have any dignity! You being a man yourself should know the torcher of that!" The stand owner said.
"But Sasuke's being an ass..." The shop owner sighed and turned around, this wasn't going to be pretty. "Now Sasuke...Sasuke say something...Sasuke!"
"Ooomph!"
The owner turned around and took the money off the counter for the unfinished ramen. Shaking his head he got out a bag and ice for the helpless ninja curled up on the ground thinking, Naruto-san always said he would never lie, it is his ninja way...
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"Sasuke, put me down!"
"Like hell , Dobe. Let me find more rope and then I'm going to fuck you raw. If I'm gonna lose my balls from you hitting them too much, I'm going to atleast enjoy them up your ass first." Sasuke opened the closet door and looked around. Where the fuck is all the rope, Sasuke thought and closed the door.
"I burned all of it after the last time you tied me up like this and gave all the chains to Kiba! Now let me down!" Naruto squirmed. "The blood's rushing to my head!"
Sasuke turned around and walked up to Naruto. Well, Naruto's balls since Naruto was hanging from the ceiling once again excepts he was spread out like a 'X'.
Sasuke leaned his head between Naruto's leggs. "Damn so the only thing you ddin't find was these chains. All well, I'll just have a taste before I go to the store and buy more..." Sasuke licked the fabric under his pale lips. Naruto's body froze.
"No, no, no, no!" Naruto shouted and struggled. Sasuke took a step back. "Let me go, please! Let me go! I didn't do anything! I'm sorry! Please don't! Stop! Stop!" Naruto screamed, shaking from side to side.
Sasuke froze. He watched Naruto's tears sink into his hair. Taking himself foward he cooed "Naruto...shhh...I'll let you go but you gotta stop. I-I, Naruto, shh, I''l let you down."
Sasuke walked towards the boy who didn't cease struggling. He quickly undid the chains and Naruto fell to a lump onto the ground. "Naruto..." Sasuke walked over to the sobbing boy. As his hand touch the boy's shoulder, Naruto shot up and ran.
Sasuke leaned against the wall and slid down shakily, looking to the wet drops that held their place on the wooden floor. What happened? Was Naruto okay? What had he done?
Yeah...Not one of my best chappies but If you've read hormonial fiver year olds and know why Naruto's gone insane Reveiw and I'll give you congrats! (I can't really do anything else can I?)I abused Sasuke's balls alot. I'm sorry Sasuke!