Hey guys!! Sorry about the long wait! This is gonna be about the dark tabby of the doom- Tigerclaw!!
Ways to get on the dark tabby of doom-Tigerclaw's nerves!
Tell him that Firestar is better than him
By far
List reasons
Sit on him and pull his tail
Very hard
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very hard
Poke him with a stick whenever he says something
Bury him beneath a tree
Tie him to a tree
And use him as a target to sling shot
Mark the points
With permanent marker
Smooch random things on his fur
Watch his reaction
Pay Starclan to annoy the hell outta him
Draw stuff (I won't specify what...) on his fur with permanent marker
Repeatedly step on his tail.
Until he gets irritated
Say innocently, "I'm so sorry, it's just so fluffy...and it gets even fluffier every time I step on it!!"
Keep staring at him for no reason
Then laugh at him for no reason
Until he gets pissed
Call his name a million times
When he answers you, turn your back pointedly
And say: "Oof! Here he comes again!" just loud enough for him to hear
Dig a pit
Drag him inside when he is sleeping
Fill it with earth and leave a hole just enough for him to keep living
Watch his reaction
When he asks you what that for was, answer him that you think he was dead
Repeat it each night
With the hole to breathe getting smaller each time
If he calls you a mouse-brain or anything like that, shout "meanie!" then walk away while kicking earth at him
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-Every time you see Tigerstar doing something evil, remind him of how he was in Bluestar's den trying to "attack" her.
-If he chases after you, go to Bluestar and say how he was trying to "attack" you too.
-watch her get mad
-Rip the fur off of Tigerstar
-Sneak him in her den at night
-gather for a ceremony in the morning to watch Bluestar feed Tigerstar to the badgers.
-Put speakers all around where he sleeps and have them constantly play
Lipgloss by lil mama.
- tell all the she - cats that he listens to lipgloss bc he is a he/she
- While he is sleeping, move Tigerclaw to the edge of the Riverclan river.
- watch as he falls into it the next time he rolls over
- get him out of the water and take him back to Thunderclan territory with
Riverclan scent and say he is an intruder
- laugh as he gets clawed by his clan mates
- While he is fighting off his clan mates, go over to Bluestar and say
Tigerclaw went mad and started to attack his clan mates
- watch as Bluestar gets her claws on him
- lock him in a room with a badger
- laugh as it takes him apart
- glue Tigerclaw back together
-Repeat
Tell tiger star how pathetically he died
scream daddy whenever you see him
and if he says anything back, ignore him
glue Firestar to his back
and post pics of it on the web
then glue all his kits to him
and laugh insanely as you take pics of it too
and then put them on the web
Whenever he walks by, start humming the Darth Vader theme song.
If you are Brambleclaw, say, "Search your feelings, father. I know there is good in you. The emperor hasn't driven it from you fully."
When he askes you what an emperor is, run away screaming, "NO NO! DON'T FORCECHOKE ME DADDY! REMEMBER PADME! I MEAN GOLDENFLOWER!"
Accidentally call him, "Darth Vader".
Thanks to Goldpool295924, Snowfirexoxo, Adderstar, and ama-chan13!!!!!!!!!! And everyone who reviewed my other chapters!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!! Review this chapter too! Oh! And please vote for who I shall write about in the next chappie between: Nightcloud, Daisy, Firestar, Mothwing, Blackstar, Nightstar, Rowanclaw
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