Kululu still wasn't exactly sure where Mois stood on the whole date thing. It still seemed to be very neutral ground. And despite Keroro's delusion and insistence that they were dating he hadn't turned up any good evidence on that end.

Ku, ku, ku. I guess if you want something done right you've gotta do it himself. He shrugged.

First he had to determine how dense Mois was. If Mois was extremely dense, like Keroro level dense, and knew it, there was a huge chance that she could just have some sort of feelings for Kululu and just not know it. And that would have led her confusion on if they went on a date or not.

But...The real question is how do you figure out if someone is THAT dense? Usually they just showed it themselves by saying something stupid.

And Mois did say plenty stupid things, such as his favorite line "Tamama and Uncle are such good friends!" and so forth. But did that meant she was dense about things happening to herself?

If someone was hopelessly in love with Mois would she notice? My database leads to no conclusion that she would or would notice. Kululu wrote down.

Nobody had really acted into Mois, that he knew of. Besides what Kululu saw as obvious jealousy and paranoia by Keroro, Keroro was mostly indifferent at best towards Mois, romantically.

And there really was nobody else who had tried to flirt with her. Not that Kululu knew of at least.

...That can't be right though. I know she's a pretty girl. Someone had to have flirted with her at one point. And Kululu was a little irked that he didn't have that information to draw on. He made a mental look to look more that.

The facts remained that Kululu knew of no one that was hopelessly in love with Angol Mois though.

Trust me, if someone was hopelessly in love with Mois, I'd know. He knew a lot after all.

So the duty fell to him, to determine if she even could recognize if someone had feelings for her, or heck, if she was in a romantic setting. Kululu briefly wondered how he could do this test. Set up Keroro and Mois for a moment?

No she has an active imagination for that guy. He reminded himself. She wouldn't be dense in that situation, correct?

That...and setting them up on a date might destroy his end goal, of trying to figure out if Mois had feelings for him of all people. She definitely would have moved more towards the team of 'Kululu and I just hung out'.

Hmm...I got it. Kululu decided. I'll just go on a date with her. A real one. If she can't figure out that's a date it might mean the previous instance was a date too.

It might have been a little bit of a counter-intuitive plan. Figure out if he had gone on a date with Mois by going on an actual date with Mois. But Kululu thought it was genius, verses being terribly flawed.

I have decided to go on a date that is clearly romantic with Mois, for scientific purposes only. He proclaimed to his notes. This is the only way to determine Mois's level of denseness. He smirked to himself.

How smart he was! This was a fool proof plan of observation.

Hm...If the captain finds out that we'll be going on a date he might get more obsessed with the idea that we're together. Kululu reminded himself briefly.

Honestly though? He didn't care. He was doing this for scientific purposes. It didn't really matter what Keroro thought. Sure if he had some actual logical backing on his claim he might realize how jealous he was, but that was something to deal with later.

He didn't really want to think about Keroro and Mois's relationship in the long term

Now...I've gotta figure out how to do a clearly romantic date. Kululu realized with dread.

There were plenty of databases of their own on how to date a girl. But something about reading and analyzing them felt slightly more pathetic than over analyzing everything to figure out if you were dating someone.

And Kululu definitely didn't want to be pathetic. Looking at other people and how they see overly romantic dates would be even more pathetic. Everyone around him sucked at romance. And that wasn't a jerky insight. It was the truth.

Perhaps Momoka's view of overdoing things would help, but… Being overdramatic and putting a lot of effort into something might make Mois suspicious. I mean….it is me. And in any scenario where he put a lot of effort to be 'nice' it usually ended with him pulling something really jerky.

It was true that Mois might in fact not be suspicious because she was super kind, but Kululu couldn't take that chance that she'd believe that he was scheming something evil.

After all he wanted to figure out if she was dense. And he couldn't reasonably say she was dense if she thought he was scheming something. Just reasonably on guard.

I suppose...I'll just rely on myself for advice. He thought with dread. If he planned this whole thing out and what he had to say to make something romantic, he wouldn't screw it up, right?

He just had to have confidence in himself that he would do this. Push the fear down, and remember this is a huge test. He couldn't think of himself in this situation.

He had to focus on the subject.

It was actually much easier to get Mois to go out with him than it was to get her to go to the movies. All he had to do was send a text.

Mois responded quickly, and seemed to suddenly have the free time now

Hmmm...Well it could be that she suddenly wants to spend more time with me. Kululu thought to himself, noticing the quickness of a reply. Or more likely she wised up and realized that spending so much time with Keroro and thinking of Keroro's feelings first wasn't perhaps the nicest thing to do to a friend.

He had texted, "Good morning Mois!"

Kululu had heard that for some reason it actually helped in relationships by saying boring casual chit-chat, and by being nice. Who would have known?

"I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me today to the amusement park? It would make me happy to spend the whole day with you." Kululu had shivered when writing that part. It was hard to say the words 'it would make me happy'.

Being nice and direct and romantic was hard.

"Honestly it doesn't matter where we go. I just want to spend the day with you. You're really cute. Also you know, it would be cool to take you away from Keroro for a while. Ku, ku, ku. Can't wait to see the look on his face when he learns there's no one to dumb chores on." Kululu had to be a little rude. It would seem fake if he didn't.

He then added some emojis afterwards. Mois loved emojis and some of his research said it helped with things seeming like a date. The normal emoji's of course, the weirdly smoochy one and all the hearts.

"Sure! I like spending time with you too!" Mois had texted back quickly, with her own array of hugs, kisses and hearts.

Kululu trembled. I've gotta figure this out quickly. He decided. It was very difficult to tell with Mois if she had agreed to a date or just liked sending emojis. It was so confusing.

Why does she have to be so darn confusing? Kululu wondered.

It didn't take Keroro very long to figure out Kululu was going on a date. All he had to do was ask Mois if she could do the laundry that afternoon and she very easily explained that she was going out with Kululu to the amusement park so she couldn't.

"Guys! Guys! It's actually happening! I have proof this time!" Keroro ran over to Giroro and Dororo who were sitting in his room and talking with Tamama.

"What's happening?" Tamama asked hopefully. He hadn't been very included in the drama. It was like Dororo was replacing him and suddenly he was the one being ignored! He didn't like that!

"Uhhh nothing important." Giroro said quickly. If Tamama knew about Keroro's theory he wouldn't see it in the same way everybody else did, of Keroro being paranoid and interested in Mois. He'd see it as a way to eliminate his love rival. He'd be all for aiding Keroro.

Giroro wasn't sure how to get rid of Tamama though so Keroro could talk.

"Keroro wanted to discuss health foods and the proof about how they make a body stronger. He's gotten very into eating his veggies." Dororo explained.

Giroro gasped. Was Dororo secretly a great liar?

Tamama nodded. "I'm gonna like...leave then. There's no proof in that sort of stuff being healthy!" He pouted. "Chips give me my super strength! Not broccoli."

He ran out of the room before Keroro could talk.

"Why'd...You send him out? I don't care if Tamama learns the proof I have." Keroro shrugged. "The only one person I don't really want to know that I think Kululu and Mois are into each other, is Kululu himself. And I think I already botched that."

Giroro looked at him with pity. "Now...Keroro...What was this supposed proof you had?"

Keroro's eyes gleamed. "Real proof! Real! Mois's going out on a date with Kululu today!"

"Sure she is." Giroro rolled his eyes.

"No really! They're going to an amusement park together." Keroro told him. "She looked happy. She said Kululu asked her to go with him so she couldn't spend time with me today."

Dororo looked worried. "Oh dear...Kululu must have something wicked planned."

"That poor girl. There's so many dangerous things that happen at amusement parks." Giroro agreed. He'd been on the receiving end of many of them.

Merry go rounds hadn't been dangerous until Giroro rode one. Now everyone was warned not to fall off of the horse and get repeatedly hit by it.

"No! It's a date there's nothing wicked to this!" Keroro stomped his feet. "They're in love! And I win and have my proof now."

"Keroro...It's Kululu." Was all Giroro said. And then he stared at him for a moment.

Keroro sweated. "You really think Mois is in danger?"

Giroro nodded. "Extreme danger. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if he murdered her today. Or...Like tied her to some rollercoaster tracks and left like one of those evil 1920's villains."

Keroro frowned. He could see Kululu tying someone to rollercoaster tracks. In fact he was pretty sure Kululu had done the same thing to Giroro.

"Fine!" Keroro decided. "We'll follow them. And bail Mois out if she gets in trouble. But I'm positive she won't! Because I'm pretty sure they're on a date! And you'll see soon enough that they are!"

Giroro reluctantly nodded, for Keroro's sake to help him see that they weren't in love and in hope of helping Angol Mois.

Dororo and Giroro really were worried for her.

It was easy enough to find the amusement park closest to their home (built by the Nishizawa's used once for a Fuyuki plan, and now they were making a huge profit off of it.)

Keroro whistled when he saw all the rides. "So cool..." He drooled. "Hey, can I ride a rollercoaster?"

"I thought we were here to see what Mois and Kululu were doing!" Giroro reminded. "Don't get distracted."

Keroro looked bummed out. "Aww..."

"Wait….Can they even successfully...um..." Dororo frowned. How should he put this? "Ride any rides together? What is the appeal of coming to a pekoponian amusement park with someone when you're our height?"

"It was built by Momoka for some Fuyuki plan or something." Giroro shrugged. "And I remember her installing a lot of rides that had seats for us. You know to distract Tamama and Keroro. Which seems to be working now too..." He pulled Keroro back towards him instead of letting him wander off. "I'm not sure how the park staff explain this nowadays but we could in fact ride the rides."

"It's part of the appeal of the park." Keroro explained. "Baby seats for the roller coasters!" He said eagerly.

Giroro looked devastated that he was the height of a toddler. And that toddlers were being put on rollercoasters.

"In fact since there's so much merchandise modeled after our faces here, and people dressed up as keronians for Fuyuki that we could probably just walk around without our anti-barriers." Keroro explained.

Giroro shook his head. "Pekoponians aren't that stupid. They'd definitely notice that we're aliens from that."

Keroro shook his head. As if to prove this he turned off his anti-barrier. Barely anyone looked at him.

"Is that a costumed midget?" Someone said. But nobody really payed him any mind. Apparently there were so many frogs that that was just normal here.

"Huh." Giroro frowned. "The Nishizawa's really do blend society into being okay with the weirdest stuff." This place was probably great for all sorts of aliens.

It was too bad that the original use, getting Fuyuki to fall in love with Momoka, hadn't been successful.

Giroro turned towards the innerworkings of the park. "It's time." He said holding a gun. "Let's find Mois!"

"Giroro! I said keronians were fine to walk around here but that doesn't mean you can pull out a gun!" Keroro said quickly as numerous people turned to them.

Giroro quickly turned his anti-barrier on again. Oops.

Kululu and Angol Mois were easy enough to find. They were in line for some sort of ride.

Kululu was inserting something on the ground that seemed to zap everyone in line a little to the left, letting him and Mois jump up to the front of the line. He then picked up the small little device and brushed it off.

"After you." Kululu smirked.

Angol Mois glanced at the little bits of electricity on the ground, as everyone else looked slightly confused on how they had moved. "Why thank you!" She decided to take Kululu's genorisity despite it being at the cost of others.

She wasn't going to question good fortune and walked forward with Kululu grinning.

"...Well I guess...Um...He's being a gentleman?" Keroro tried to point out.

"No." Giroro frowned. "Don't even think that Keroro. Kululu's just using this to be a jerk."

Dororo nodded. "This is no date. This...Is an excuse to have an accomplice."

Keroro grimaced. He wasn't so sure.

Giroro and Dororo helped Keroro not be too obvious in his stalking. It seemed that Dororo's lack of a presence hided them from Kululu.

For a bit it just looked like Kululu and Mois were doing rather normal things, going on numerous things, and Kululu cutting in various lines or somehow getting people off of rides that he wanted the seats of. It was extremely petty and it was unclear if Mois noticed it at all.

The other thing he seemed to be doing a lot of was cheating. In various carnival games, that was.

"He can't do that! He just enlarged the rings in that ring toss without the guy noticing!" Keroro yelled to himself pointing at Kululu and Mois. "I always lose those games!" He whined.

"To...To be fair..." Giroro hated talking in Kululu's defense. "Amusment park games are built on cons. Without cheating I think it's near impossible to win. But that doesn't mean you don't try! Winning from real skill, and maybe a gun is more impressive than cheating!"

Dororo shook his head. "No guns, Giroro. No guns."

"This is so cute! Thank you!" Angol Mois jumped up and down at the teddy bear that he had won.

"Eh, it was nothing. These games are easy. And with strategy you can win most anything." Kululu told her trying to play it cool. I think I'm doing pretty well at this. "Do you want to try the next one?"

"The darts?" Angol Mois asked looking at this game that involved popping balloons with darts, "I don't think I'd be very good at it." She shook her head. "Although I do like popping things."

"It's a game of chance. I'm sure you'll do fine!" Kululu tried to ease her.

Mois nodded and gave it a shot. Kululu pressed a button popping all of the balloons.

The con man with the balloons mouth hung open. That wasn't supposed to happen.

"I won!" Angol Mois clapped, "I did it!"

Kululu grinned. "Good for you. I knew you could. Ku, ku, ku." He laughed wickedly.

It was kinda nice to see her so happy. But he had a job to do. Up this to a more romantic level to measure her denseness. "It's nice to see you so happy. Your smile is one of the things I l-lo..." Yeah he couldn't do that. "Adore about you." Crap! I'm supposed to be acting. Why am I still too terrified to do a perfect act?

He guessed Mois was just that terrifying. She really was a frustrating source of confusion for him. Even when pretending around her he couldn't do certain things, like saying the word love because it made his tongue freeze up and all.

Adore would have to be romantic enough.

"I think Kululu might be trying to turn Mois into his accomplice." Giroro realized after the last stall. "That must be what this whole day is about." He was trying to figure out why Kululu wanted to spend the day at an amusement park.

For the biggest jerk around, and something that Giroro labeled as an enemy on every other day, he couldn't figure it out. Why did Kululu want to come here?

It had to be something evil.

Kululu was currently riding the merry go round with Mois and glancing at her every now and then to brush his hand against her hair. "It was in your face." He would claim.

"Hahaha! We're spinning! Just like a drill in the planet." Angol Mois was just so into the merry go round thing.

Keroro frowned. "You seeing the same thing I'm seeing? Cuz like...he keeps touching her all simple like. The simple sort of touches totally mean it's a date."

Dororo put his hand on Keroro and sighed. Keroro had an overactive imagination. "Or he's a creep, Keroro. And we already know he's creepy."

Keroro sighed. They wouldn't believe anything would they?

"You know, you're really cute." Kululu told her, trying to do his best to be sort of cuddly on a bench. He was sitting close to her, trying to put his hand on her's every now and then. Of course since it was Kululu he kept pulling his hand back like he had stuck it in a vat of acid or something. Then he would repeat the whole process again.

"Aww thank you!" Said Mois who didn't respond in any different way.

Kululu twitched in a little bit of annoyance. I'm trying to be romantic and compliment you. Why aren't you responding any differently? "You're very pretty. I mean you always are, but I think you're especially pretty today."

"Oh? Why? I didn't cut my hair or anything." Mois pointed out.

Kululu frowned. "Well it's because I have you all to myself, of course." He brushed her fingers against her cheek, inching closer to her chin, to get her to look at him.

That proved to be a mistake. Much to intimate for him. "Hn!" He pulled away. Okay, new idea. Don't do the romantic eye contact thing. That's a mistake. Everything else is fine though.

Mois giggled.

I don't know what that means! Kululu thought annoyed, was the idea of wanting to spend time with her alone funny. Or was that like a cute giggle? He didn't understand.

He needed to up the romance.

"Mind if I choose the next ride?" He asked.

She nodded and he took her hand, leading her to the tunnel of love because no date would be complete without a ride in that.

"He took her to the tunnel of love! That's gotta be proof!" Keroro pointed.

"The water's probably got acid." Giroro shrugged. "He begged me to go in one of those with him. It was overly romantic. And then there was acid." Nothing Kululu did was genuine.

Keroro pouted! He would prove to them that they were in love! And if they aren't in love...I'll make them fall in love! Yes! Keroro realized he had a plan now. To meddle in their date to make it more romantic!

"Giroro, can you shoot one of your missile things at them when they're in the tunnel?" Keroro asked.

"Sure." Giroro said a little too quickly.

"I haven't explained why yet!" Keroro realized. "It's going to rock the boat, the missile. And then Mois will fall on top of Kululu. And then they'll be all blushy and confess their real feelings for each other! Mois will be like 'Kululu-kun I've always loved you. Everything is doki doki." Keroro spoke anime and grew long eyelashes to act out the scene.

Giroro stared at him blankly. "You got this idea from anime didn't you? And...Please don't speak like that."

Keroro grumbled but nodded. But Giroro was already on board to shoot something.

Kululu tried to sit next to Mois as close as he possibly could.

"You know, I've never been in one of these! I was hoping there would be a little more explosions." Mois frowned. "But I've always wanted to go in one of these. It's fun anyway!" She reassured him.

"Yeah, fun..." All right...The hammer I installed to bump the boat should be coming any moment now… Kululu planned.

A giant hammer swung from the ceiling behind them to bump the boat. After all Kululu had the same plan that Keroro had had, he had to up the romance in this date somehow. And scheming seemed to be the way he had planned.

Unfortunately that was right when the missile came, exploding the hammer before any cliched fall scene could happen.

Kululu's glasses broke. That...Wasn't supposed to happen. He looked behind them at the loud explosion.

"Wow! One did happen. You could say, count your chickens before they hatch?" She glanced at Kululu. "Did you install something to explode on this ride...For me?" Her eyes were sparkling, totally interested in that.

"...Uh yeah." He lied. That wasn't supposed to happen.

"You're so cool, Kululu." She told him swooning a little, grabbing his hand and squeezing it. "Really really cool."

Kululu blushed. Maybe it's for the best though. He was...technically holding her hand. And that was something close to what he was trying to get?

He didn't pull away.

The next ride they went on was a roller coaster. It was very huge, and terrifying. Perhaps it was supposed to be used to get Fuyuki to cling to Momoka. And now Kululu was going to get what Momoka never could. Someone successfully clinging.

At the top of one of the really long falls, Kululu glanced at Mois. "There's supposed to be breaks at the bottom of this." He told her.

"Supposed to?" She noted.

He held up a screw. "I, 'borrowed' one of the essential parts. Ku, ku, ku." There was no reason to be up front about it. "So I guess we're just going to fall for much longer, babe." He had to be at least somewhat a jerk, "Ku, ku, ku." He grinned. "It's all right. If you want to hold onto me or something I won't mind. It is a large fall."

The trick here was to get Mois to cling to him. And tease her a little bit.

"Oh. Well if you just wanted me to hold your hand or something you could have just asked, Kululu." Mois frowned. "You didn't have to break a roller coaster." Was everybody's life in peril now? Eh. She'd be calm about this.

Kululu frowned. Mois always seems to...read too much into things. What I hate the most is that she's right when she does read into stuff. He was trying to get her to hold onto him.

Unfortunately for Kululu Keroro was at the bottom of the roller coaster. "I'm going to break this thing so they'll fall harder! Then they'll cling to each other!" He proclaimed.

"Keroro, that's dangerous-" Dororo tried to be moral reason. But it was already too late.

"I'll just insert screws everywhere!" Keroro said, accidentally fixing the part Kululu broke.

And to mostly Kululu's surprise the ride worked as intended. No extra fall was added.

Angol Mois looked at him very confused. She didn't understand the point in lying about a prank. Is there something I'm missing? Perhaps I can't think like a jerk to see the benefit in that. "Um..."

"Never mind about that whole breaking the ride thing." Kululu said quickly throwing away the screw.

What the heck was going on?

Kululu and Angol Mois passed a booth with a hammer and a bell. It was one of those hit the bell things to win a prize.

"Hey, do you think I can do that?" Kululu asked. "I bet I could win at that thing."

"Well of course you could, I bet you have all sorts of inventions to modify the weight of the hammer-" Angol Mois was cut off.

"No! Not by cheating." Kululu shook his head, "Ku, ku, ku. I bet I could win normally. It doesn't take that much strength to hit the bell with a giant hammer."

"Well...I wouldn't say it was cheating. More like creativity. But...I suppose you're right that's not the way it's intended to be used." She nodded.

Kululu looked at her waiting for an answer on if he could do it?

Angol Mois winced. "Uhhh..." She didn't really want to answer. Sure I want Kululu to feel confident if he wants to be strong but...Kululu wasn't strong.

Kululu grinned. "You don't think I can do it. Well! That makes things interesting. Let's make a bet then! Ku, ku, ku. I love rubbing it in people's faces when I win."

Angol Mois looked interested. "All right. As long as it's mostly harmless. No asking me to beat someone up." She insisted.

"Sure. But let's still make the bet fun, right? Ku, ku, ku." Kululu teased. "How about...If I manage to get the bell to ring from hitting it with a hammer...Uhh let me think of something just off the top of my head..." He pretended to think. "Oh! How about you give me a kiss or something. That would be funny! Ku, ku, ku." Kululu tried to act a little normal, calm, despite the request.

Angol Mois nodded in agreement. Feeling a little sorry that his arms were so weak. "Good luck, Kululu! I believe in you!" She pat him on the back.

Kululu grinned and walked up picking up the hammer. Of course I rigged this ahead of time. All of this was planned. He grinned to himself. He had installed a device in the bell that would make it ring if he hit the part in a certain way. It was nothing about strength.

Unfortunately Keroro had heard about the bet. "Omg! It's definitely a date now! They're going to kiss!"

"He's mocking her!" Giroro just tried to get this through Keroro's thick skull.

"Also there's no way he can hit the bell." Dororo sighed.

Keroro shook his head. "He can! If we help him! I'll help Kululu out just this once. Wingman his date and all? Dororo would you take some parts off the top, just to make it easier."

Dororo sighed and nodded, always going along with whatever stupid thing Keroro wanted. He sneakily climbed onto the thing and took off some parts to make it lighter, including the part Kululu had installed.

Now that the machine was not rigged, Kululu tried to hit the machine and didn't even get the measurement tool to go up even a little bit.

"Youch..." Kululu winced. That...Was very pathetic. And what happened to his machine? He stared at the pathetic score for a minute.

"It's...It's all right." Angol Mois tried to reassure him, realizing he had actually thought he would make that, despite his incredible weakness. "Nobody could do it! See?" She took the hammer from him. "Armaggedon 1/100000!" She shouted.

That was the only way she hit things after all.

Kululu watched as the machine just straight up exploded (Dororo falling off in the distance along with it, although he didn't notice) and the measurement tool shot somewhere to the moon.

The person running the booth stared in shock.

"I...I win I guess?" Mois giggled nervously.

"Time to run before we get charged with property damage, Mois." He grabbed her hand. "Ku, ku, ku. That was awesome by the way." He was laughing a lot and flicked a tear out of his eye. "Loved the shocked expression of all the onlookers."

Mois gave a nervous smile. They had looked scared but the only thing that really mattered was that Kululu was happier now.

Keroro and crew had followed Mois and Kululu around the whole day. And although Kululu was acting weirdly affectionate, Giroro and Dororo still weren't seeing the two of them being in love.

It was almost night now, the sky was purple-ish and almost dark. Kululu and Mois were heading to their last ride, the ferris wheel.

"All right guys! I think this one will prove it!" Keroro insisted. "We'll...Just make them get stuck at the top. Then they'll have time to smooch and stuff."

"And how are we going to see that?" Giroro asked not even startled by Keroro's stupidity.

"I have bird watching goggles." Dororo offered.

And Keroro quickly started playing around with wiring, unaware he was yet again fixing a machine.

For Kululu himself had already tried to initiate this plan and make him and Mois stuck at the top at the perfect time, so they could see the fireworks. And Keroro was fixing that now.

He had no clue.

Kululu waited for them to get to the top and stop, briefly and then realize that they were stuck. Once they stopped for the normal wait, Kululu started talking.

"I had fun today." He told her. "But I guess that's obvious. Anyone would have fun with a pretty girl like you."

"Thanks!" Mois said chipperly.

Tch. Kululu thought to himself. She's not blushing or anything when I flirt with her. He was flirting right? He was pretty sure he was, he was almost constantly calling her cute, sometimes saying babe and always talking about how lucky he was.

She's just acting like normal. I can't tell if she realizes this is a date or not. Which doesn't tell me anything about how dense she is. Were we just...always on dates? Or is she just extremely dense and doesn't know this is a date? Kululu had no clue.

What else could he do to make this more romantic? They would watch the fireworks together when they realized the ferris wheel wouldn't start again of course, but what else?

He wracked his mind. Romance isn't just about words. It's about body language too. He reminded. And he had been trying to be more physical, touching her hand more and all, but perhaps he needed more.

I..I need to kiss her. He realized. That way there would be no ounce of confusion that this at least is a date. He told himself.

She wouldn't kiss a friend now would she? And that would give him some idea where she stood on this.

He looked at her, and although he shivered a lot when she looked back he could feel the pit of his stomach doing even more flips than usual. The idea of kissing Mois seemed somehow more terrifying than having eye contact making eye contact just one torture before his execution, so thus tolerable.

"M-mois-" He tried to whisper, inching closer to her. He moved his hand delicately to her face, touching it gently as if to visualize what was going to happen.

He could do this. He could do it. He had to just keep telling himself that.

He pulled himself a little closer and stood up on the seat so they were now directly at eye level. And then he moved slightly closer.

Okay we're not...k-kissing yet. But we're close. Perhaps that's romantic enough? He hoped. His hand moved to her hair weaving his fingers through it.

This seemed to relax her and she smiled, just kind of softly. She still had no idea what was going on obviously.

God why couldn't she just kiss me back with the hammer? That would have been so much easier than making this...First move thing. And her kissing him he could tease about. This...This was torturous. Much harder.

He tried to pull her even closer, his other hand on her shoulder, "M-mois, M-mois." He kept stumbling over his words, repeating her name.

This is hard! He cursed. All this testing to see if she likes me.

"Kululu." She repeated, deciding they were just saying each other's names.

The way she said his name felt like prickles in his skin. "C-can I c-can I kis-" He couldn't do it. He couldn't ask. His lips were already hot like it was happening. But it wasn't.

He pulled away quickly, the eye contact and everything else being too much for him. "S-stop staring at me!" He begged.

She covered her eyes doing as he said.

Maybe I can do it now? He thought to himself. Just a quick kiss on her hands or lips or something. That would be easy. She wasn't looking.

And she looked really cute, she was still happy despite covering her eyes and not being able to enjoy the view.

No. Kululu realized. I can't do it. Not because he was scared (or at least he didn't think he was that scared) This is a test to determine how dense she is. Kissing her...Might be a little extreme. And if she didn't know this was a date and learned from me kissing her it might freak her out a little.

In the end that probably wouldn't go over well. Extremeness was sometimes good for a test, but he could determine if this was a date to her later or differently.

He wouldn't do that to Mois, putting her through that sort of test. The only reason he was able to act this romantic after all was because he was trying to get a response out of her. It wasn't the most real.

The movie date might have been realer than this one. If it was a date that was. And that was what he was trying to determine.

What was a date to her? And was she okay with doing those sort of things with him?

The ferris wheel started moving again. Darn! Kululu thought. "I wonder if my fears prevented me from being correct in my calculations." He accidentally said out loud.

Angol Mois glanced at him. Was another thing going to explode? Kululu looks annoyed. Had something not gone according to some sort of scheme he was setting up.

She leaned next to him to try to cheer him up. "Hey Kululu?" She asked.

"Yeah?" Kululu glanced over.

"Can we do this more often? I mean this sort of thing. Outings like these, and that movie thing." Mois asked. "On a more regular basis."

"Y-you mean like...seeing each other?" Kululu asked.

"Yeah! Like that. I think that would be good. Are...Are you okay with that?" Angol Mois asked.

"Y-yeah!" Kululu answered a little too quickly and optimistically.

Angol Mois smiled. "Yay! I think that will be lots of fun!" She looked like she was radiating with joy.

As they got off the ferris wheel Kululu had one thought.

Okay...Now I really need to figure out if that movie thing was a date or not. Because if so I just agreed to be in a relationship. And he couldn't tell, that was the problem.

Was Mois talking about hanging out more frequently as friends? Or did she just ask him out to have a regular relationship?

I had to say yes to find the answer. Kululu reminded. But...That's part of the problem isn't it…? She herself said she doesn't know if that was a date. He remembered what she had said about the movie. She had shrugged.

So...Did that mean neither of them knew if they were dating or not?

Well...This is a confusing puzzle. He just hoped that amusement park thing had made things clear enough and that she was not as dense as he feared. I like puzzles though. He thought kind of secretly to himself.

He didn't mind this. It was a mystery he was determined to uncover.

This thing...Was now entirely up to him to figure out. Not Keroro. Not Giroro. Nobody but him.

This was between him and Mois.

Giroro was still utterly convinced that Kululu's entire day at the amusement park was for some evil purpose.

"I'm telling you Kululu doesn't have feelings!" He tried to tell Keroro. "And Mois...She has standards. Low standards but that's still higher than Kululu."

Dororo looked skeptical that Keroro was hire than Kululu but eventually nodded. "Giroro is right."

Keroro grinded his teeth. "Well, I'll show you two that that was a date. I'll ask Mois." It was the next day after all. And Mois should know if that was a date or not. After all the whole thing looked obviously like a date to him.

"Hey Mois? At the amusement park, did you and Kululu go on a date?" Keroro asked.

Angol Mois looked confused. "Oh no." She shook her head. "We didn't." She smiled.

"Huh? Why?" Keroro asked. "Wasn't he...I mean I don't know because I wasn't following you or anything but wasn't he touching you a lot and calling you cute? Not that I know of course!" Keroro said hurriedly.

Mois didn't suspect he had stalked her. "He was." She admitted. "But that wasn't a date. After all, he calls me cute all the time. And he acts a lot like that all the time." She smiled revealing her true thoughts on the matter.

Dororo frowned. "Mois...I don't...I don't think you were on a date, but...Umm..When someone calls you cute that much it's usually a sign of flirting."

"He was being creepy of course, but uhh...Yeah your logic is a little flawed." Giroro agreed.

"Mois! He's into you!" Keroro just outwardly called her out on her denseness. "You probably went on a date!"

Mois gasped and covered her mouth. "He is?" She looked shocked again. "Wait. No I'm not falling for this lie again." She remembered and looked down at Keroro skeptically.

Dororo did make a good point about the cute thing. Had that been a date? She slowly realized looking back on it that she was just as confused about the amusement park as the movies.

She could not tell for the life of herself if those were dates or not to Kululu. It was so hard sometimes when he acted so weird all the time.

Wait...If that was a date...Did I ask him out? She had this look of shock on her face. Are we dating now?

Honestly she had no clue. And that was a real problem.

She had to figure this out. Was Kululu flirting with her? Was he into her like Keroro said and had he taken her on dates and was she now in a relationship with him?

She had no clue, but she really wanted to figure out.

And so continued the confusion of Keroro, Kululu and Mois.

All right! Updated! I really wanted to write a kurumois date, I love date scenes but I'm really bad at writing them. I hoped I made it humorous enough.

Please review.