Cenobite Warrior: Holiday Specials Chapter 4: Happy Birthday!, a X-overs + Hellraiser Crossover fanfic

Cenobite Warrior: Holiday Specials

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but my OC characters. Any other characters, items or otherwise written in this fic belong to their creators. I would do a list, but that would take up the whole fic.

Note: Hey everyone. As you may or may not know, tomorrow will be the first anniversary of Cenobite Warrior. Wow, it seems to have gone quick, so to mark the occasion and also celebrate Laura101's birthday, I decided to write an anniversary special. What chaos will ensue? You'll have too see and find out. Hope you enjoy!

BUSTER: Happy Birthday Laura and me!

Happy Birthday!

Peace and tranquility filled the room, scented candles and chocolate bon-bons giving the room an aroma of ultimate pleasure. Warm day with the birds singing outside…unfortunately they kept getting demoralized by Simon Cowell who was sitting outside…well since X Factor work has been slow for him. A cool breeze sweeping across the room as Simon Daniels sat comfortably on the sofa in front of said table.

''Ah, I believe that's everything. Fluffy pillow for head and feet elevation. Relaxing music at the ready…'' He reached over and turned on the radio…to get instantly blasting with powerful sound waves as an Alice Cooper rock song started up. Simon reached over and turned it off. ''Darn Buster and his stupid heavy metal obsession,'' He switched CD's and placed in a relaxing slow paced opera song. ''Now this is much better.''

He reached over to a stall next to his sofa where he had a hot cup of cocoa of which he could dip his chocolate bon-bons in. ''Sweet chocolate heavens, I am ready for a chocolate vacation. This is the perfect way to spend a day off, and the best part…no sign of Buster anywhere!''

His eyes quickly darted around as if expected his little brother to pop out and do something stupid or destructive, however it remained quiet and uneventful. ''Nothing? Maybe I should say it again…boy I'm sure glad Buster isn't here today!''

Once again, everything was calm. ''He's really not here. Wonder where he could have gone, probably on his little slasher hunting missions. That means that I can finally have peace at long…''

BOOM! ''YAHHOOO!'' And you can guess who just crashed through the wall on a futuristic hover board. ''Ha, I win again!'' Buster Daniels, aka the Cenobite Warrior screamed in triumph.

Following him was his partner in crime and best friend Zeke Richardson on his own hover board, as well his light sabre in hand. ''Not fair, I dropped my light sabre again.''

As the two friends argued other a rematch, Simon slowly got up from the sofa, covered in his hot cocoa and with his bon-bons stuck onto him. ''I should have seen that coming…BUSTER! ZEKE!''

''Huh? Oh hey Simon, Zeke and I were just having a hover board race, you want to join us?'' Buster asked.

''No I do not want to join you and Zeke on are stupid…wait, where did you get those hover boards from?''

''When we went to the future remember? We found those cool hover boards.''

''But we never brought those back with us, how did you get them back?''

Buster pondered on that for a second before turning to Zeke. ''So then where did we get these hover boards from?'' He asked but Zeke just simply shrugged his shoulders. Only those two would not know where they found two hover boards just floating around.

''Whatever,'' Simon continued. ''Can you two just fly on somewhere else, I've had a whole year of you two messing everything up, and I would like at least one day on my own.''

''Sure thing Simon, we'll give you a…'' Buster then stopped in mid-sentence, it was like his brain was touched by God as he remained still and silent as he kept hearing Simon's words repeated over and over again, echoing throughout his subconscious.

''A whole year, a whole year, a whole year, a whole…''

''Zeke stop talking like that!'' Simon shouted at Zeke who was actually saying the words in Buster's ears.

''It's for dramatic tension.''

''You wouldn't know what dramatic tension was if it bit you in the…''

''HOLY CRISP-PACKET!'' Buster screamed. ''You're right; it's been a whole year since our adventure started! Wow, to think we've been Fanfiction characters for a full year and are still going strong.''

''Going strong?'' Simon questioned. ''We've only had one review for the holiday specials!''

''But it was a good review!'' Buster pointed out.

…

''Why can't that dot thing last throughout the whole chapter?'' Simon muttered as he tried to sit back down on the sofa; however his little brother stopped him from doing so by sitting down first. ''Buster, get out of my chair!''

''No time for that Simon, we've got an anniversary party to do!''

''An anniversary party? We can't make an anniversary party that quick.''

''Of course we can, Zeke show him the book!'' Buster called out. Zeke flew down towards Simon and handed him a large hardback book with the words on it, 'How to organise a Fanfiction anniversary party in one chapter…parody style'.

''This won't work!'' Simon said.

''We'll make it work!'' Buster yelled heroically as he and Zeke hopped back on their hover boards. ''Come on Simon, we need to get the others.''

''Okay I know we hardly go to school so you boobs no nothing about maths, so I'll explain this simply to you. THERE'S THREE OF US, AND ONLY TWO HOVER BOARDS!''

''Hmm, you're right!'' Buster stated and starting to think Winnie the Pooh style.

''I have an idea!'' Zeke called out.

Ten Minutes Later…

''ZEKE! THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!'' Simon cried out.

Even Buster had his concerns now. ''Maybe he's right Zeke, this doesn't look like the best idea to me.''

''Oh come on, when have I ever been wrong?'' He asked rhetorically and then looked up at Simon. ''You're going to be fine, just keeping tricking yourself into thinking you're a kite!''

''I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU WHEN I GET DOWN HERE!'' Simon continued to scream while struggling to hang on to the kite Zeke had tied up to the back of his hover board. At first he did suggest a wheel barrow, but the friends thought it would take too long and Sam the Halloween Demon needed to borrow it for his Halloween candy and Easter eggs…yes the spirit of Halloween also strikes on Easter…and speaking of Halloween…

''Michael Myers's house?''

''Yeah, he's having a sleepover with Jason at Crystal Lake, so I asked him if we could borrow it.'' Buster told Simon.

''And he said yes?''

''Well he didn't say it, he did that head tilting thing, then tried to stab me but we eventually settled the debate with rock, paper, scissors. Good thing I know Michael only ever goes for scissors, wonder why that is?''

''You are one of a kind!'' Simon then headed for the front door. ''Well since I've got no choice, I might as well wait inside for the others.'' He turned the knob on the door, however the door must be at least 100 years old, once it was turned the door snapped off completely and fell right on top of Simon. He groaned and whimpered under the wooden slab while Buster and Zeke headed inside to check it out.

''What a dump!'' Zeke summed it up in those words; the place looked like it hadn't had a good dusting in quite some time. ''I thought you said Michael got that new maid to clean everything, Deborah was her name?''

''So did I, wonder what happened to her.'' Buster wondered as he moved away the skeleton of a maid with the name tag Deborah on it. ''Sorry miss, well don't worry, I'm sure we'll have this place cleaned up in time. Okay Zeke, you can get started; I'll round up all the others. They are going to love this!''

''WHAT?'' Buster gasped in shock.

Lindsey Simpson, Buster's girlfriend for almost two months now, was busy packing all of her suitcases into the back of her family car. ''We've been planning this holiday for half a year now.''

''But, we've been planning this party for exactly a year. Okay not planned, but it was going to happen. We can't have the anniversary party without you!''

''I know, and I'm really sorry Buster. But I can't miss this trip!'' She tried to push her last bag in, but the boot was so filled up it wouldn't budge, that is until Buster used his super Cenobite strength to push it in for her. ''Thanks, and I'm sorry.''

''Can't you just use some spell with the wand to make two of you? That way you can go on your vacation and come to the party!''

''Sorry but I've sworn off magic for a while.''

''Why's that?''

''Umm…'' She looked like she really didn't want to say what happened, but one look at Buster changed her mind, he might as well know. ''Okay, remember we were meant to go on that date two weeks ago and I called in saying I was sick. Well that was because of a spell.''

''It couldn't have been that bad.''

''I tried to use a spell to get my make up on quick, and I ended up switching genders once an hour on that day! Whenever I was a guy my friends had to call me Larry!''

…

''Like I said it couldn't have been that bad!'' Buster shrugged like it wasn't a big deal, and this made Lindsey giggle a little, he'll just never change. But the sadness returned when Buster realised he wasn't going to convince her. ''So I'm guessing you can't make it.''

''Yeah.'' She responded dishearten.

Buster took her yeah as something else. ''So you can make it!'' Buster yelped excitedly.

''No I can't!''

''No?''

''Yes.''

''Yes!''

''No!''

''No?''

''Yes.''

''Yes!''

''Buster!''

''Alright, alright, I'll ask Carrie and Regan!''

''Tonight?''

''Sorry Buster, we've been planning this for weeks!'' Carrie told him. ''And my mum's at Church choir this week, so I finally have piece from that horrible, vile, despicable…I mean, I wish my mother luck.''

''And Regan's going to be busy as well?'' Buster asked.

''Well that's the point of a date, it has to be too people, it's impossible to have one singular person go on a date alone.''

''Leprechaun takes himself on dates all the time.''

''I'm not surprised.'' Carrie muttered under her breath so Buster couldn't hear. ''Anyway, I'm really sorry Buster but we can't make it.''

''Okay.'' The Cenobite Warrior sighed and walked away defeated. ''Oh well, there's still Ash…''

At that moment, Ash Williams, Deadite killing extraordinaire jump out of nowhere holding up the Necronomicon ''Abracadabra I'm out of here!'' He called out, and soon he disappeared into a vortex and out of this time and space where Buster could ask him to a party he knows will result in something gross happening to him.

Buster cleared his throat. ''What I meant to say was there's still Pinhead.''

''OH COME ON, YOU CAN'T BE BUSY TOO!'' Buster practically screamed the place down.

Standing before the Cenobite Warrior was his sire and one time arch-enemy, Xipe Totec aka Pinhead. Standing tall and proud, and looking like he was struggling with something while trying to address Buster. ''My apologise boy, but as you can see I'm very busy.''

''Doing what?''

''Watering the flowers WHAT THE F*** DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? I'm using every ounce of strength I have to stop Candyman from laying a siege of flesh and blood on the set!'' He shouted as Buster actually took time to check his surroundings. In front of them, Pinhead was using multiple chains to hold back an enraged Candyman from destroying the set of the Candyman remake. ''He's been like this since he heard Dimension Films were making this remake.''

''Well it had to happen eventually. Hey, if I can calm Candyman down, then will you come to the party?''

''You calm him down? In advance I apologise for saying this, but that is an idea that even a Cenobite would find painful to comprehend.''

''Come on, just a little talk, I promise I can get him to calm down.'' Buster pleaded. It took a while but soon enough, Pinhead let go of the chains. And just as Candyman was ready to strike the producers while they sat on their chains, Buster grabbed him quickly and held him back. ''Wait, just what is this going to accomplish if you kill everyone?''

''Nothing really, but it'll make me feel a whole lot better!'' Candyman replied.

''What? Killing people who obviously have respect for you and your legacy. I mean they could have done any other horror film, but they picked you other everyone else. You're their favourite at the moment.''

As unbelievable as it was, this seemed to be working as Candyman started to calm down. ''Well, I am better than all those other jerks.''

''Sure, and hey what about all the other remakes? They're getting re-remaked, you on the other hand will have a respectable legacy that I'm sure Dimension Films will look after with great care, just like the Saw Franchise.''

''That was Lionsgate!'' Pinhead whispered in his ear.

''Hopefully he won't know that.'' Buster replied.

''You know, you're right,'' Candyman said, getting out of Buster's grasp and resuming his usual calm persona. ''I am sorry for that outburst brother.'' He said to Pinhead.

''It's fine, I reacted the same way when I heard about my remake. But then I saw that cool new remake picture of myself, they made me look good…''

''Boy, since hooking back up with Elliot, Pinhead sure has changed a lot.'' Buster said.

Candyman gave him his verdict. ''No that's just poor writing.''

RURRLOCK: Hey!

However, this moment of peace didn't last when Buster got another proper look at the set of the remake. ''Oh cool, they got Snoop Dogg to play remake Candyman!''

''THEY WHAT?'' Candyman screamed. ''THAT'S IT, THEY'RE F***ING DEAD!'' He then charged towards the set before either Lead Cenobite or Cenobite Warrior could react, and destroyed everything in his path.

''Buster!'' Pinhead hissed.

''Well I calmed him down for a little. And let's look at the positives…they can't make a found footage Halloween film now. By the way, I already asked Kirsty and she's coming to the party too!''

''She is? Well why didn't you say so at the beginning, let's make haste.''

''I don't think we can do that cause we're both guys.''

…

''I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.''

''Buster?''

''Yeah Kirsty?''

''Why is the party at Michael Myer's house?''

''Because…you know what, I'll tell you later. Right now let's get this party started!'' Buster ran towards the house and jumped onto the broken door using it as a skateboard to zoom inside; however, it would have been better if he hadn't. ''Huh? The house is still messy!''

That's when Zeke walked out with a plank of wood nailed onto his forehead and his face and clothes covered in wet paint. ''Oh…you wanted me to clean the house.''

''Well Zeke I thought it was impossible to make this house even more messy and yet you did make it more messy…oh well, we can still throw the party, as long as we don't actually through anything or it might break.'' Then he could hear moaning from underneath him. He moved out of the way and lifted up to door to see a paper thin Simon underneath. ''Sorry Simon, forgot you were under there.''

It was hard for Kirsty or Pinhead to really share Buster's enthusiasm once they saw the state the house was in; the walls were all cracked and broken, the furniture looked snapped in half, not to mention the fact there's the skeleton of a maid by the door. ''I'm not so sure about this boy, the house looks like it'll topple over us.''

''Don't worry, its fine!'' Buster assured them hitting his hand against the wall to prove his point. CRASH! That resulted in a bit of the roof breaking apart and falling right on top of Simon as he had just gotten up. He whimpered some more being crushed on the rubble as Buster looked around at the others. ''It's fine as of…now!''

Party Activity #1 – Jokes…

''Okay guys, I'll go first,'' Buster started. ''Knock, knock!''

''Who's there?'' The others said.

Buster tried best to hide his laughter before shouting out. ''I AM!'' At this both he and Zeke burst out into laughter while the others were just looking around as if trying to find something that will help them escape. ''Okay Zeke, your turn.''

''Oh I got a good one, what did the farmer say when someone stole his tractor?''

''What?'' Everyone asked.

''Where's my tractor?'' Zeke answered and once again he and Buster were the only one that laughed.

''How about someone else tell a joke?'' Kirsty suggested. ''Pinhead? You must have one?''

''Well I actually do know one that is quite funny. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?''

''What?'' The others asked.

''Christopher Reeve!'' Pinhead burst out into laughter while the others looked on bugged eyed and their jaws dropped to the ground. ''What?''

''Jeez, even I know that was in serious bad taste!'' Buster said.

''Not really, I gave him new legs, look see!'' Pinhead pointed out the window, and outside was Christopher Reeve in his famous Superman costume running around as fast as the Flash, taking in the sights, greeting everyone and running faster than all the cars that drove past.

''That's cool, wait, whose legs did you give him?'' Buster asked.

A voice was then heard from the outside. ''Hey come on, give them back!'' The others looked outside to see Superman running away from a legless Flash who was pushing himself along in a wheelchair. ''I need those, why do you need them anyway? You can fly!''

…

''Let's try another game!''

Party Activity #2 – Impressions…

''Okay, who am I?'' Buster said as he took a pose and looked like he was holding a gun. ''Say hello to my little friend!'' He shouted in Al Pacino's Scarface accent.

Anyone would be able to get his; however, his partner for this go was Pinhead…and let's just say his film skills are limited at best. ''I'm still not sure.''

''Okay, another…I'll be Back!''

''Don't know.''

''Alright, this one you have to get,'' Buster covered his mouth with his hand and did the infamous deep, mechanic breathing sound that belonged to one Darth Vader. ''I am your father!''

''No clue!''

''WHAT? You have to know that one! Okay fine, how about this…your resistance is futile!''

''Still don't know, but I quite like that line, I think I'll use that.''

Buster groaned in frustration, while the others looked on bored. ''Let's move onto something else.''

Paranormal Party Activity #3 – Family History…

''Buster this is the worst game yet,'' Simon complained. ''I mean none of our parents aren't even inthe fic, in fact, do they actually care that we're missing half the time?''

''Okay well we'll ask Pinhead, tell us about your family history!''

''Well my mother liked to dress me up in woman's clothing, and then my dad shipped me off to war the first chance he got!''

''Aw, he wanted you to be a war hero!'' Buster took in the wrong impression.

''He couldn't wait to get rid of me; they even changed their address when I got back. Even when I once came back to them as a Cenobite demanding their souls, they told me I was grounded and I had to go to my room.''

''Oh,'' Was all Buster could say. He then turned to Kirsty. ''So Kirsty, tell us about your family…''

''You want me to snap your neck!'' She threatened bitterly.

''Okay, maybe this wasn't the best idea.''

Party Activity #4 – Umm, not really sure. Didn't think the party would last this long…

''Okay, okay, I admit this anniversary party hasn't been the best. What with half the characters not turning up, there's no real story or party going on, and it's not even released on the right day. But there's still one thing left that I'm sure will cheer everyone up!''

''The end of the chapter?'' Simon hoped.

''PARTY POPPERS!'' The Cenobite Warrior yelled out and tried to pull the string on one, but found it was stuck really tight. He used all of his strength but still couldn't open it.

''Where did you get those party poppers from anyway?'' Kirsty asked.

''Oh we've had these for years; I think that's why this little bugger's so hard to open. Wait…I think…I…''

POP!

BANNGGGGGGGGGGG! The whole house lit up in a ball of fire, sending all the characters flying out as a mushroom cloud erupted into the sky. Bits and pieces of the house flying everywhere as all that was left was a giant crater with little smoke and flames. Everyone picked themselves up, all covered in soot and ash.

''Well its official, this anniversary chapter sucks.'' Simon said. ''I'm going home.''

''I might as well too.'' Zeke followed.

''Us too,'' Kirsty said. ''Pinhead and I need to…umm…redecorate!''

''We do?'' Pinhead questioned.

''Oh yeah!'' She purred as she dragged Pinhead off, still oblivious to what Kirsty meant exactly. All of them headed off their separate ways. That is until a chain wrapped around each of them and pulled them back towards the house. They all looked up to see the culprit was Buster. ''Can't wait until we get a T rating.'' Kirsty mumbled.

''Guys we can't leave now!'' Buster told them.

''Boy, I can understand why you're doing this.'' Pinhead said. ''It's a very special day for us, and I'm glad you tried to make it decent for all of us. But I believe being a friend to you is the best present anyone could have…that's what a friend of yours would probably say.''

''Thanks for saying that Pinhead, but we've got to remember, it's not just Cenobite Warrior's birthday.'' Buster pointed out leaving the others confused by what he meant. ''It's also someone else's special day. Someone who deserves the respect they deserve someone who lights up the room whenever they're there. Someone who would really make it special to be there friend. If it weren't for that person, there wouldn't even be a Cenobite Warrior in the first place. That person is even reading as I speak right now probably, and that person is…Dizzee Rascal!''

''WHAT?''

''Ha, I'm joking, I'm talking about Laura101! Thanks Laura! And to help really celebrate her birthday, Rurrlock and I came up with something special.''

''What's that?'' Pinhead quizzed.

''Funny you should ask,'' Buster said as he handed Pinhead a piece of paper and a microphone. At that moment everyone backed off as a stage light shown on Pinhead and music started to play. ''Get ready!''

''What? I am not going to sing this song!'' Pinhead barked.

''Oh come on, Rurrlock even had to ask what Laura's favourite song was. Besides, you don't have to sing it just for her, you could also sing it for Kirsty as well.''

Pinhead looked back and forth between the paper with the lyrics to the song on it, and Kirsty. His heart seemed to flutter…well it would if it was still beating but that's beside the point. ''Well, I guess the lyrics do work for this…so…''

''Okay, music's starting!'' Buster said without warning and to music to Evanescence's 'Snow White Queen' stared playing. Not really having any other choice now, Pinhead started to sing the lyrics to the music…

''Stoplight, lock the door.
Don't look back.
Undress in the dark,
And hide from you,
All of you.

You'll never know the way your words have haunted me.
I can't believe you'd ask these things of me.
You don't know me.

You belong to me,
My snow white queen.
There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over.
Soon I know you'll see,
You're just like me.
Don't scream anymore my love, 'cause all I want is you.

Wake up in a dream.
Frozen fear.
All your hands on me.
I can't scream.
I can't scream.

I can't escape the twisted way you think of me.
I feel you in my dreams and I don't sleep.
I don't sleep.

I can't save your life,
Though nothing I bleed for is more tormenting.
I'm losing my mind and you just stand there and stare as my world divides.

Once the song was finished, the other three started to clap while Pinhead and Kirsty moved closer to each other. Okay it may have been a birthday present for someone else, but Kirsty couldn't hide back her tears of joy because she knew that Pinhead also sang it for her. The two were now staring into each other's eyes, as their face's moved closer, their lips almost touching when…

WHACK! A bit of broken wood from the house fell from the sky and smacked Pinhead across the head knocking him out. ''COME ON, CAN'T I EVER GET A BREAK!'' Kirsty screamed.

''Well in the end I think the party turned out alright.'' Buster summed up as he, Zeke and Simon all lay on the grass and watched the stars in the sky. ''Wonder what happened to Kirsty and Pinhead? She took him home, wonder what they're doing now.''

''Buster,'' Simon said. ''When a man and woman love each other very much, they decide to…''

''Technically Pinhead's a demon.'' Buster cut in.

''You know what never mind, you'll learn soon enough.''

''This has to have been the best year of my life!'' Zeke said.

''Even though it's actually been our only year, I couldn't agree more. Still, I can't shake the feeling that we've forgotten something.''

''We never did pin the pin on the Cenobite!'' Zeke told him.

''True, but something else, something important.'' As Buster and Zeke thought about what they could have forgotten, Simon was the only one that noticed the tall shadow loom over them. He looked up and was overcome with fear once he saw Michael Myers stand above them. And at that moment is when Buster remembers. ''Oh yeah, we need to fix up Michael Myer's house before he finds out we blew it up…''

''SHUT UP!'' Simon covered both their mouths, but it was too late. The three could now see Michael pull out his favourite kitchen knife and show it off to them.

''Oh hey Michael,'' Buster greeted. ''Listen, you may or may not hear a rumour that your house was blown up…AHHHH!'' They all screamed as Michael aimed his knife for their heads. Luckily they dodged the attack and took off running down the street as Michael walked on after them. And to make matters worse for the group, their next holiday special is Halloween.

The End!