Chapter Three:

The Gathering, The Proposal, and Graystripe Is TOO Tan

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Spottedleaf and Sandpaw were hanging out by the river wearing coral pink bakinis, and drinking margaritas, until Dustpaw and Fireheart snuck up behind them, and tipped them into the river with the rest of the Clans partying in the sunshine.

"FIREHEART!" exclaimed Spottedleaf. Her margarita was dumped out on the ground, and a bass hopped up with her Sunglasses on.

"Come on, Spotty! It's called Summer!" exclaimed Fireheart. He jumped in the river wearing a pair of shorts.

They swam about in the river.

"You coming with me to the Gathering tonight?" asked Fireheart, kissing his beautiful sweetheart.

"Oh, I would never miss a gathering, baby," mewed Spottedleaf.

Later

Spottedleaf arrived outside the warriors den in a V-neck coral pink dress, and prettty pink shoes. She walked in. Graystripe was at the tanning salon, Lionheart's ghost and Redtail's ghost were in the jucuzzi with Mousefur. Whitestorm and Willowpelt were in a room that said "Do Not Disturb" and Fireheart walked out in a tux and smelled of cologne.

"Ready?" he asked.

"Like of corse!" she exclaimed. They drove to the gathering in Spottedleaf's Jaguar and danced till they dropped.

"YO YO YO!" exclaimed Tigerclaw. "ITS TIME TO GET THIS PARTAY STARTED! WOOT WOOT!"

"WOOT WOOT!" exclaimed all the cats at the gathering. Tigerclaw played "American Idiot" and than the Gathering was over.

On The Way Home

Fireheart decided that now was the time. As Spottedleaf got into the car, he took her into an open field where the stars of StarClan glittered down onto them, and bent down on one knee.

"Spottedleaf, will you marry me?" asked Fireheart.

"Like, of course, baby!" exclaimed Spottedleaf. There was no more talking after that...

The Next Morning

A very tan Graystripe walked down towards the Gathering spot, and there he saw Spottedleaf and Fireheart laying together on the field.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" he exclaimed, having an emotional breakdown. "THEY DIED!"

"Wha?" asked Spottedleaf, picking up her head. Than, she saw Fireheart, and the happy couple rolled into a soft bush, and didn't come out for a long while.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" exlcaimed Graystripe. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

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