"Gai, what are you doing here? I didn't invite you and I don't want to see you."
Gai walked up to Kakashi and smirked.
"I just wanted to know how my little Lee was doing. He has told me some great things about this class. You wouldn't mind if I sat in would you?"
Kakashi really didn't want to deal with Gai at the moment. He reached behind him into his kunai pack and removed a bag. It contained fresh food just bought from the bakery downtown.
"Hey, Gai. I have something for you."
"What is it?"
Kakashi held the item up.
"It's a youth cookie. I bought it especially for you."
Gai's eyes lit up.
"Really? That's so nice of you.
"You want it? Go get it!"
Kakashi threw the cookie through the open window. Gai ran to the front of the room and jumped through the window, breaking the glass. Kakashi pulled down the shade.
"Do you want me to continue my lecture or not!?" Kakashi screamed to the sky, mainly directing it at the author.
"Sure you can. Not!" The author yelled back at him.
As soon as that happened, four men walked into the room.
"Can you please tell us if we're in Central City?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"We're alchemists. My name's Ed and these are my superiors: Roy Mustang, Armstrong, and Hughes."
Hughes walked up to the front of the class and pulled a stack of pictures from his pocket.
"See? This is my daughter! Isn't she cute? I love her so much! Here, I'll pass them around!"
Kakashi stepped in and ripped the pictures from his hand, throwing them out the window to join the cookie that Gai was still looking for.
"Get out of my class room!"
"Nobody tells the military what to do."
Roy stepped forward, challenging Kakashi to a fight. Kakashi made the hand signs for a fire jutsu, but all Roy had to do was snap his fingers. Within seconds, Kakashi was on the ground, charred. The alchemists walked out to join Melissa who was waiting in the hallway. She had offered to let them spend the night at her house (for those of you who read chapter 2, you know what that meant).
Kakashi pulled himself to his feet.
"While I'm at the hospital getting skin graphs, class is dismissed."
The author laughed evilly off in another dimension. Leaving Gai to continue the search for his cookie, barbequing Kakashi, and mentally scarring the alchemists was all in a days work.
How'd you like this one? I couldn't help but add the alchemists. Are you happy Melissa? Happy Thursday!
Please review; otherwise I won't let Kakashi out of the hospital.