Chapter 3
Kitcatluver99 here, and I'm announcing our winners! Congratulations to Wildclaw1127 for making temp co-host! The answer to the last question was Mothwing, Hawkfrost, and Tadpole. To Yellowtail55 is it okay if I keep Yellowtail crazy about Berrynose?
We have no security cats, so I'm making a new question for two security cats! Name all of Tigerstar's kits, ALL of them
Morning of the show, In the rooms of Honeydrop, and Snowymoon and the kits
Willowkit- Momma! I'm hungry!
Snowymoon- *fuzzy* go back to sleep!
Rainkit- wake up! * jumps on Snowymoon's back* I want vole pie!
Honeydrop- shush! Go back to sleep!
Kits- WAKE UP!
Honeydrop- grrrr… * glares at Snowymoon* they sure are Pebblestorm's kits!
Snowymoon- it's not my fault, I was dared to be his mate! Kits, go to the kitchen! I'll make Mouse and bread.
Willowkit- blech! Make mine a squirrel!
Snowymoon- *looks at her kit, cranky from lack of sleep so a little scary face* you….will….have…mouse…..
Willowkit- y-yes momma! *both kits scurry away*
Honeydrop- Why can't Pebblestorm take them?
Snowymoon- because last time he took them to the park and came back with a Ferrari and forgot them at the dealership!
Honeydrop- oh, that's why-
Willowkit- MOMMA!
Ten minutes later
Pebblestorm- zzz…zzzz…zzzz…zzz. *alarm clock*
Alarm clock- wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Pebblestorm- huh? Oh, morning.
Alarm clock- wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Pebblestorm- I'm up, *yawns*
Alarm clock- wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Pebblestorm- I thought this was voice activated
Alarm clock- wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Pebblestorm- *annoyed* shut up!
Alarm clock- Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Pebbletorm- broken, Honeydrop was right buying it from a drunk guy was a bad idea.
Alarm clock- WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Pebblestorm- SHUT UP!
Alarm clock- wake up. Wake up. Wake up
Pebblestorm- DIE! *grabs hammer and smashes alarm clock, small sound device goes to his ear* better
Sound device that's stuck in his ear- wake up, wake up, wake up
Pebblestorm- what? I thought I destroyed it!
Sound device- wake up, wake up, wake up
Pebblestorm- AHHHHH It's haunting me! *looks scared* I'm sowwy! *starts crying* don't eat me, oh great alarm clock spirit! *starts to worship the broken pieces* oh, great spirit, don't eat me, amen. *sound device falls out* what? No more? Yess! *dances around, paw touches broken pieces, it zapped him* ow, that really hurt * passes out*
5 minutes later in the infirmary with Swiftcloud, (she was burnt remember?)
Nurse- you feeling better?
Swiftcloud- *she has bandages all over her body* mph ieak ajenva *translation: get me out of here!*
Nurse- oh? I can't understand you?
Swiftcloud- ihg um roofertretin *translation: I am suffocating!*
Nurse- what? Your bandages are over your mouth, take them off!
Swiftcloud- IFJS CUGHT! *translation: I can't!
Nurse- I still can't hear you, you know. TAKE off your badages!
Swiftcloud- yedaefr situpd *translation: your stupid*
Nurse- fine! Don't take them off! See if I care! *walks out*
Swiftcloud- *tries and fails to face palm*
10 minutes later
Blazeclaw- Wildclaw is here!
Honeydrop- oh! Thanks! Snowymoon! Pebblestorm! *they come and enter lounge*
Snowymoon- hi! I'm Snowymoon, this is Honeydrop and that burnt tom is Pebblestorm
Wildclaw- Hi! I'm Wildclaw, *high-pitched giggle* I can't like, believe I'm here! It's such an, like awesome experience! This is, like, an awesome show!
Honeydrop- *slightly moved* thank you! Yours such an awesome fan! *tear* I love hearing how devoted you are!
Wildclaw- *looks at Pebblestorm's burnt fur* like, what happened to you?
Pebblestorm- looonnnnngggg story, it includes a broken alarm clock and a haunted spirit.
Wildclaw- aww…. I want to know! *pouty face*
Honeydrop- er okay I'll introduce you, and you come on stage, k Wildclaw?
Wildclaw- okay! *high-pitched giggle* This is like so much fun!
Snowymoon- let's get backstage!
Two minutes to showtime, Back stage
Honeydrop- er, Pebblestorm, what did happen to you?
Pebblestorm- shut up, I told you it's a long story!
Snowymoon- ugh! I can't believe I'm mates with you!
Pebblestorm- *blush* I love you, too!
Snowymoon- gross
Blazeclaw- help *appears with the kits clinging on him*
Snowymoon- kits off! We need our camera cat!
Rainkit- dead or alive?
Blazeclaw- I repeat, help
Snowymoon- Off! *kits get off and Blazeclaw goes to camera*
Honeydrop- Kits, stay here! *kits nod and hosts go on show*
Pebblestorm- I can't believe I have to go on looking like this!
Yellowtail- I can make you faint so you don't have to get on! * she appears with a needle and brick* do you prefer loss of blood or physical pain?
Pebblestorm- er, I'll be fine
Yellowtail- aww….
Honeydrop- come on Pebblestorm!
Curtain rises and audience applaud
Hosts- Welcome to Warrior cat truth or Dare!
Honeydrop- to start we have our temporary co-host, WILDCLAW!
Wildclaw- oh, thank you! *giggle* I love it here!~
Pebblestorm- shall we start with our truth and dares?
Snowymoon- yes we should, but um, Swiftcloud's burnt
Honeydrop- don't worry I have prepared another way to get it. KITS!
Rainkit- here! * the two kits stumble on stage the bag of letters slung around them*
Willowkit- this is fun!
Wildclaw- aw, that's like soooooooo adorable!
Kits- thanks!
Honeydrop- *grabs bag* thanks, no shoo! * kits scurry down*
Snowymoon- don't yell at my kits!
Honeydrop- *rolls eyes* yeah, yeah, any way our first dare is for Yellowtail! From Yellowtail55!
Yellowtail- is it good or bad?
Honeydrop- *reading* wow, this will make your day. It says you have to mate with Berrynose!
Yellowtail- YYYESSSHHHHH! *runs around stage like the maniac she is* I love YOU! Well I love Berrynose more, but still. YESH!
Pebblestorm- good for you *presses button, and he gets shocked again* ow…. *faints again, still Berrynose appear*
Honeydrop- let's leave Pebblestorm there *Snowymoon nods*
Berrynose- here again? Are you serious?
Yellowtail- BERRRYYYY!*runs at him and grabs his neck* I love you!
Berrynose- love, you too! Choking me! * turns blue* let go!
Yellowtail- I will never let go!
Snowymoon- *pulls Yellowtail back* stay
Yellowtail- arf! Arf!
Honeydrop- Wtf?
Berrynose- why am I here?
Wildclaw- you have to, like mate with, like that crazy thing!
Yellowtail- Thing?
Berrynose- sounds easy enough *walks to private room, Yellowtail racing after him*
Yellowtail- wheee!
Honeydrop- ew,
Pebblestorm- what happened? *fuzzy*
Wildclaw- you like touched the button and like there was a flash and like you fainted*giggle* It was like sooo funny!
Pebblestorm- oh, ok?
Snowymoon- any ways, next dare is from Thymecloud of Thunderclan! Yellowtail has to have kits with Berrynose, then hurt him with her flamethrower. Er, since they're already in the private room, she'll just burn him later. *everyone nods*
Honeydrop- Thymecloud also left two truths, Lets bring all the cats all at once! Firestar, Tornear, Crowfeather, Tawnypelt, Mistystar, and Heathertail! *presses button and all six cats appear*
Pebblestorm- you didn't get shocked?
Honeydrop- nope!
Pebblestorm- grrrr…..
Snowymoon- *to the six cats* Welcome to Warrior cats truth or dare! And all of you have a truth! Firestar, Mistystar, and Tawnypelt to the left and the rest of you to the right!
Honeydrop- got my truth detector! *holds device proudly*
Pebblestorm- *rolls eyes*whatever I think its lame
Honeydrop- LIES! *chases Pebblestorm with hammer* you LAIR!
Snowymoon- stop! Ok, Firestar out of Mistystar and Tawnypelt who do you like most?
Firestar- I, uh, like, ummm, Mistystar more!
Tawnypelt- WHAT? I was born in you clan!
Mistystar- so was I!
Tawnypelt- yeah, but at least my parents were in the clan!
Mistystar- Your father didn't stay did he?
Tawnypelt- you dare insult me?
Firestar- *shifty eyes* I MATED WITH MISTYSTAR! *silence met this announcement*
Pebblestorm- *looks at Honeydrop* aren't you going to scream at him for lying?
Honeydrop- no, cuz it's true!
Mistystar- how could you? I told you keep this quiet! *cry*
Wildclaw- that, was sooooo dramatic. I LOVE DRAMA! *squeal*
Honeydrop- ooookkkk, anyways bye now! *presses button and they disappear
Wildclaw- now like, Heathertail out of Tornear and Crowfeather who do you want as a mate? *giggle* time for more drama
Heathertail- ew! They're old! *ew face*
Honeydrop- you like one of them! Truth detector knows alll!
Heathertail- um, Crowfeather,
Crowfeather- ME? H*ll no!
Heathertail- ewwww! Not you! I like Tornear!
Tornear- YES! Lets get out of here! * they skip to the imaginary sun-set*
Wildclaw- That was sooo epic! *squeal, presses button and they o bye, bye*
Snowymoon- that's it? Ok, time to scream, REVIEW PEOPLES!
Honeydrop- hey look, Yellowtail's out!
Yellowtail- I have three kits! That golden tom is Lightningkit, and those creamy twin she-kits are Creamkit and Milkkit!
Wildclaw- they are, like adorable! But Yellowtail has to burn Berrynose.
Yellowtail- Why!
Honeydrop- cuz it is a dare, get your flamethrower and burn him!
Yellowtail- wah! *goes get Flamethrower* sorry Berrynose
Berrynose- ahh! * runs, but Pebblestorm holds him*
Yellowtail- FIRE! * uses flamethrower on Berrynose and Pebblestorm*
Pebblestorm- worse, day, ever * faints and Nurses drag him to the infirmary with Swiftcloud*
Berrynose- home, go, me
Wildclaw- Bye Berrynose! *presses button and he vanishes*
Yellowtail- BYE!
Snowymoon- that's it!
Wildclaw- I LOVED THIS DAY!
Honeydrop- thanks for reading this has been a chapter of
Hosts except Pebblenose- Warrrior cats truth or dare!
Willowkit- New kits! Rainkit, come on, let's attack!
Rainkit- Charge! *they race at the kits*
Lightningkit- Die! * Yellowtail's kits bring out weapons*
Willowkit- EEEKKKK! * Yellowtail kits chase Snowymoon's kits*
Wildclaw- let's announce the kits!
(PebblexSnowy) Rainkit
(PebblexSnowy) Willowkit
(BerryxYellow) Lightningkit
(BerryxYellow) Creamkit
(BerryxYellow) Milkkit!
Honeydrop- bye, bye!
Camera turns off
Thanks you! REVIEW NOW! I love typing these! Please give me more dares and Truths! I loves you! Yes, Wildclaw acts kinda girly, but hey I wanted to see what it would be like! I still need Security cats so please answer this question correctly! Name ALL of Tigerstar's kits. Good luck!
~ Kitcatluver99