1/11/10
Dear Diarya,
I watched a combination of Legally Blonde, Disaster Movie, Superhero Movie, and of course I am Legend today, most of the day. Then I watched Elmo's and other things burning in toaster ovens most of which do not belong in a toaster oven, all of which you can now find on youtube because of me. I have already gotten over a million hits! So now I am going to challenge myself to kill at least three hundred and sixty five people this year, for the next few weeks I won't have to kill but I will any way. Now I'm gonna go mess with the cops. Goobee!