CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Summary: It doesn't always take a star to grant a wish

Sam growled as she watched Paulina strut through the walls. What looked like every male in the school stared at her, tumbling over themselves to talk to her, to help her do some trivial thing. It was sickening.

"Can't believe this..." Sam grumbled, turning sharply and speed walking away from the other girl. "Can't they all see how much of a baby she's being?" Sam continued to mutter under her breath, uncaring of the looks she was getting.

"'Oh, can you grab that for me, I'm so delicate I can't do it myself'," she mocked. "'Wait on me hand and foot, my minions'. She's so pathetic. 'Yes, my mommy helped dress me today, how could you tell?'

"I wish they could see how big of a baby she really is," Sam spat darkly, finally reaching the doors to her classroom.

Hidden from view around a corner, Desiree cackled. "Your wish is my command," she whispered with a dark grin.

The next day, Sam physically stopped when she entered the school. Tucker bumped into her with a muffed curse and rubbed his arm when he moved to her side.

"What are you–" he started, then stopped, eyes widening as he took in the scene.

Almost the entire population of the school was crowded in the main hallway, forming a loose circle that Sam and Tucker easily pushed their way into. In the center of the circle was Kwan, sitting on the floor with–

Was that Paulina? Sam's brain sputtered to a halt and she couldn't do anything but stare as the toddler waddled around Kwan, chattering as she waved a pink, plush bunny around. Most of the other students seemed to reacting like she was, but others had their phones out and were either snapping photos or taking videos. Neither Kwan or Paulina seemed to notice or care.

"Hey, guys, why are you all–" Danny started as he found his friends, stopping once he was next to Sam and could see what the commotion was about. "What."

"She was like this when we showed up," Tucker told him, PDA held in front of him. Sam glanced at the device, seeing a blinking red dot in the corner of the screen. A video, then.

"Do you think," Danny started, then lowered his voice to a whisper after glancing around, "it was Desiree?"

Sam flinched slightly, eyes widening. Oh crud.

"Sam?" Danny wondered next to her. Her face shifted into a slightly guilty expression before she could stop it and she grimaced when Danny eyes narrowed.

"Ha ha... Oops?" she muttered and Danny groaned, dropping his face into his hands. Beside them, Tucker looked torn between laughing and following Danny's example.

Maybe she'd have to keep her rants a little quieter next time.

A/N: Idea from Megaphantom (anon). Not as funny as I would have liked it to be. Oh well.