Chapter Four- That Renesmee Problem
Jacob's POV-
After the Cullens got back from their short hunting trip, everyone went back to their business. Blondie and Pixie went out to go shopping, Carlisle went to his office, Jasper went to go read and Esme and Bella went to go try out new recipes in the kitchen. That only left Me, Kate, Emmett, and Billy in the living room to be bored. "Yo Pup! Let's go play some World of Warcraft." Emmett called to me. I accepted knowing that it would get my mind off of missing Nessie. Strangely, Kate picked up Billy from his play pen and brought him over to the couch to watch us play. Even though I thought the girl was ok, I still didn't like a strange vamp toughing my son, especially one that is related to the slut, Tanya. After a while when I started to beat Emmett at the video game, Kate put her hand on me and started rubbing my shoulder and said "Good job!" I was confused for a minute why she would be congratulating me in such a way. "Say good job to daddy!" she cooed to Billy who sloppily said, "Wood gob yaddy!" I smiled when Billy said that, he is just so damn cute. Then Kate came sat down next to and laid her head on my shoulder and whispered, "You're such a good dad." Whoa whoa, wait, is this chick vamp trying to hit on me. I suddenly stood up causing Emmett to win the game and jump up screaming, "Suck that wolf-boy!" but I couldn't pay attention to him, I was so filled with rage knowing that someone would disrespect Nessie so much as to try and hit on me even though they knew that I was married with a son and a pregnant wife. Kate seemed embarrassed and confused. "I..uh..i didn't..um..'" she stumbled over her words. I just kept glaring down at her. If it wasn't for my helpless son snuggled in her arms I would have ripped the bitch's head of already, but I didn't want to hurt my little boy. Just then Tanya came prancing down the stairs in all her slutty glory and stole the bitch away before I had a chance to object. I was still in a sort of pissed awe until I heard cute giggle that could only belong to Billy and then looked over to see my beautiful Renesmee holding Billy and smiling while tickling him. I was too excited about Ness being home that I forgot about Kate and her attempted pick up lines. Finally, both my babies were home!
Tanya's POV-
When I came down the stairs after getting dressed I saw Kate looking up at a very deadly looking wolf-boy. Ah shit! I thought. What could she of possibly down to piss him off that much? I quickly came to her rescue before she got her head freaking ripped off. "Uh…we got to go." I said quickly and dragged her up the stairs to her room. "Oh my god Tanya thank you so much I just made the worst possible move!" she cried as she fell onto the bed. "Celia really! What could you have possibly done to make a werewolf so angry?" I asked annoyed. "Well I just got to thinking about how yummy he looked, and I kind of tried to hit on him and he just like erupted!" How could she like a were wolf, I mean they smell like crap and and there so big and tall and…big! "You tried to make a move on the wolf! Gosh Celia the redhead's gonna rip you limb from limb!" I cried as we gossiped on the bed. "I know, I mean I didn't mean any harm but it's the same kind of thing that you feel for Edward, I can't help it!" she cried. I had a hard time believing that her love was as strong for my love for Edward and his new love for me. "Well maybe you should call Nick and she if she'll do the whole magic voo-doo stuff that she did for me and Edward." I suggested. With that her face lit up at the idea and grabbed my cell from my pocket and speed dialed Nicolette's number. I sat beside her, pleased with my smartness and eavesdropped on the conversation.
"Talk to me honey" I heard Nick's narcoleptic voice answer.
"Hey nick, it's me Celia I was just wondering if you and Daybe could do me a favor." She said nervously.
"Oh hey baby sister! Yeah what kind of favor doll?" Nicolette questioned
"Uh like the one you did for Tanya." Celia said quietly and embarrassed.
"Ooh girl, what's his name?" her sister crooned
"Well his name is Jacob and he is really tall and has great muscles and abs and he is funny and sweet and…a werewolf." Celia said the whole thing really fast, except for the whole werewolf part
"Oh babe I'm so sorry, it's not that I have anything against hot werewolves', but mine and Daybe's powers don't work on people of their kind, I'm sorry little sis, but I know you can win him over with your body!" Nick said confidently. Then Celia pressed the end button and threw the phone at the wall. "Yeah right!" she muttered as her face fell. Then I felt kind of bad for her, I mean everyone wants the kind of love me and Edward have, but some are unfortunate, like Celia.
"I'm so sorry, but you know what? Don't be sad cause' I'm gonna help you make a plan to get your lover boy, er- wolf trapped in the palm of your hand!" I smiled and broadcasted proudly. I was known as a man eater (not in the literal sense) and could get the wolf to fall for Celia/Kate easily. Once I had mentioned that, her face lightened up and we began to make the plan. Operation Mrs. Kate Black…Here we come!
Nessie's POV-
I was so glad to be home! Work had become a lot less fun sense I couldn't actually dance do to my pregnancy and had to work in the damn office. When I walked in the door my sweetie came running towards me and giggled when I embraced him in my arms. Billy is so cute, I couldn't ask for a better son! Then I turned to Jacob who was sitting on the couch and smiling like a kid in a candy shop. Coming has been a lot more fun since he has to greet not only me, but our little soon-to-be daughter too! I carried Billy over to the couch and set him down to play as Jacob started attacking me with kisses. I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that he could love me even more when I'm this fat. "You're not fat! Nessie, you're more beautiful than any other girl in the world!" Jacob said as his lips parted from mine. Darn! I had accidently shown him my thoughts. I need to start working on that! After Billy had already fallen asleep and everyone had come to the living room to participate in movie night (something Esme absolutely insist on us having once a week) I noticed Tanya and Daddy sitting awfully close to each other, and the Kate girl was sitting very close to MY Jacob too…hmmm? I wonder what's up. WE were watching Confessions of a Shopaholic for like the 5th time because it was Emmett's turn to pick and even though he hated the movie, he loved that it gave Alice nightmares. I wasn't even paying attention to the movie; I was to busy playing spy, watching how Tanya and Kate were acting around MY daddy and MY husband. Just as I was about to get bored and turn my attention back to the plasma screen, I saw daddy fake stretch and put his arm around Tanya! I was in complete awe! I thought Tanya was the one that kept hitting on him, not the other way around! Then for the second blow to the face, I saw Kate fidget in hr seat and "anonymously" scoot closer to Jake. At the same time Jake scooted closer to me. He looked down at me with worry in his eyes and I just smiled up at him, good boy. I thought. By the end of the movie I had already made my mind up. Tomorrow I need to do some serious snooping around. Something is terribly wrong…and I'd bet my money it would have to do with those to Blonde Bimbos sitting not to far away…