"Honey! Of course we'll have cake with you and Mori-Senpai!" Hiro and I exclaim in unison.
"Haruhi's holding Usa-Chan, so I'll introduce you later okay?" I can hear the smile in his voice. Wow. This guy is so…cheerful. And what or who is Usa-Chan?

"Usa-Chan's his stuffed bunny." Hiro explains, quietly.

"So, what kind of Cake would you like? We have Strawberry, Cheesecake, Chocolate, any kind!"

"May I please have strawberry?" Hiro asks eagerly. She loves food! I wish could have some. But, it would be really hard to explain it if while I was eating I accidently plunged into my food.

"Sure! And what flavor do you want?" Honey inquired, and I could just picture his eyes, bright and sparkling.

"Uh…Chocolate please!" I made my hesitant voice into a confident, eager one.

"I'll get it Honey –Senpai." Hiro mercifully intervenes. There was the sound of silverware clattering on a plate. Slowly, I reached for it. Hiro placed the plate into my hand, along with the fork. I ate cautiously, hoping that I wouldn't make a complete fool of myself. Thankfully, I didn't, and listening to Honey was really fun.

"Kyoya! Call the schools tailor! Mori! Get contacts." Tamaki was ordering everyone around, true to his role as king of the Host Club. He had just discovered Haruhi without her glasses. Suddenly he paused. I could already feel his eyes narrowing, focusing on…us. Rats!.

"Hikaru! Kaoru! Maybe, Just Maybe, Hiro and Kaede will turn out like Haruhi!" Tamaki sounded almost like a child. A very excited, hyper child.

"No." Hiro's tone was authoritative. "First of all, unless it's going to help us pay of our debt faster, we don't really want anything to do with it. Also, why would we be like Haruhi? We're different people."
"But, Daddy want's to know! Besides, You might actually be handsome!" Tamaki clearly hadn't thought things through before he spoke.

"Wow." My incredulous tone rang throughout the room. "That was incredibly rude." I stated it as a fact, since I wasn't really insulted. However, someone in the future might be. Besides, going around and basically calling someone ugly is not a good thing to do.
"What? Why? I'm sorry!" Wow, I didn't expect him to react like that! What is with him?
"Not really a problem, I don't really care. It was rude though, I felt I should tell you that so you don't accidentally insult someone in the future."
"Oh I knew it! You do care!" Oh my gosh, what have I done?
"Whatever, Just leave us alone. " Hiro grouched, her voice prickly and guarded.
"Hmm...We'll increase your debt if you refuse! Besides, Daddy is curious." It's a little creepy, him calling himself our dad, but I don't think he means it in a creepy way. Eh, We'll deal with it.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, take care of them."
"Sure, boss." It was Hikaru, hidden sarcasm dripping like water down a stalactite. Slowly, but constant. I must say, it was well disguised. Should I call him out on it? Nah. Not worth it.My hand was grabbed again, but not by Hiro. This person's hand was different, it was soft, like Hiro's but this hand felt bigger, and the grip was tighter. I pulled away, but ended up standing there awkwardly. There was a pause, then footsteps to someplace and back. Something was dragged through my hair. A comb most likely, or a brush. I inferred that Hiro was being treated the same way, otherwise she would've helped me sooner.

"Don't touch me! Please." I add please as an afterthought. The combing stopped, then started again.

"The boss said for us too. Stop complaining." Hikaru snapped. I shut up, he had a point.

"We can comb our hair by ourselves." Hiro muttered bitterly, and then we were shoved somewhere.

"Put these on!" Hikaru and Kaoru commanded.

"No!" Haruhi was in here with us.

"Come on! Start taking your clothes off!" Hikaru yelled, irritated.

"Never!" Hiro challenges, her voice defiant, and slightly goofy. Apparently the twins start to make a move, because Haruhi shouted at them.

"We'll change! But you have to get out!" The sound of the twins getting kicked out followed, and I held back the urge to laugh a little bit. We changed wordlessly. Haruhi emerges first.

"Hiro, I didn't put anything on backwards did I?" I ask hesitantly. I'm still embarrassed when I ask these questions. She's my twin, and I know that she doesn't mind, but still…

"Kaede, Hiro! Are you finished changing yet?" It was Tamaki, his voice eager.

"We have been done for a while. Just stalling." I mutter.

"We heard that!" The twins notified me, their voices sing-songy.

"I don't care!" I retorted, also sing-songy. But, nevertheless, Hiro and I shuffled out of the changing room after they stopped fussing over Haruhi.

"Oooh! You look so handsome! Perfect! Who knew that there would be three diamonds in the rough!" Tamaki squealed. Actually squealed, and then he tackled Hiro and I. I know because there was only one arm wrapped around me, and Hiro was getting squished against me. "Three of the best looking boys in school! Along with us, of course. " Tamaki blabbered on. He finally let us go, only to tackle us again. I heard a smack, which was probably Hiro blocking the incoming Tamaki. He also could have run into something, but it was most likely that she had blocked him because I had not felt anyone tackle me, or hug me.

" Whoa, Boss. They don't like people touching them. You should probably stop trying to hug them." Hikaru piped up. Tch, they just want to make fun of Tamaki. But, It had no effect. He tackled us again, gushing about how strong we were. This time, though, he was hugging us tighter, and avoiding our halfhearted to dislodge him, lamprey that he is.

"Let go so we can breathe!" Hiro stated unemotionally. Something about that tone made him stop, or it was another thing that distracted him, either way, Tamaki wasn't hugging us anymore. Thank…something! Tamaki begun to lay down the 'law.' "If you can get 100 people to request each of you, then your debts will be paid in full! Debt free!"
"300 people!" Haruhi exclaimed in disbelief.

Well, Shit.

~~Time Skip~~

"What?!" Tamaki exclaimed, his voice rising in pitch. "You're girls?"

"So?" We retorted. "It doesn't matter. Besides, we have to get 1000 people to request us, to pay our debt." Thank you for raising the quota for a stupid reason Tamaki. And it wasn't even us. Not to mention that Haruhi didn't do anything wrong.

"It seems Tamaki has finally figures it out." I swear Kyoya is smiling.

"Finally, the boss notices." Hikaru and Kaoru declared.

"Tamaki finally figured it out, huh, Takashi?" Honey added brightly.

"Yeah…"

"Why didn't you tell us?" Tamaki was bewildered.

"Well, it doesn't matter if we're girls. We have debts to pay. Besides, it might be fun to be fussed over by a bunch of girls. Oh, I know! I'll just call everyone dude and bro all the time." Haruhi decided. Well, that was her way of explaining it. Ours was like this: "It does not matter, we don't care what you think, and there are debts to be paid. "Needless to day, the subject was dropped after that. The host club closed soon, and we left without speaking to the others.

"Hiro, is our table clean?" I whispered.

"Yep." Hiro and I left without talking to anybody, feeling pretty exhausted. Hiro and I were drained from having to deal with people.

"This stinks." Hiro muttered.

"I'm sorry. I knocked over the figure. Why was it even on display in the first place?"

"Not your fault. They pushed you into it. It's the twins fault. Besides, Haruhi knocked over a vase, so you're not the only one. " She stops me, and keys jingle. I put my hand on the door like always, but ominously, the squeaky door of our apartment creaked open, and we settled in for the rest of the day.