lol sorry I confused yall! But you'll understand if you keep reading ^^.

I didn't know what else to do but faint.

So that's exactly what I did.

A few hours later I woke up to Dad holding me, fanning me with a random pamplet I had left lying around.

"What is going on?" I asked.

"Daisy, Red, and the other Zim have gone out, but...there's something I have been trying to avoid telling you."

"Well?"

"...Daisy is your...cousin." He said.

"Oh." I said, a blank stare on my face. "But why did Zim-"

"Long story short, he cloned himself when he was an Irken scientist." I nodded.

"Oh." I wiggled out of his arms and stood. "I-I'm going to get a cup of coffee." I said, walking downstairs. I grabbed a mug and poured myself some I had made earlier.

I had a million questions going through my mind...this didn't make sense.

Two Girs?

Maybe the clone had made himself a Gir. Who knows?

Did Daisy have a mom?

No...she would have been with Red and Dad.

Why the heck did Zim never tell me?

I shall never know.

Zim came up the...toilet...and was standing in the middle of the kitchen floor.

"Listen honey I am-" I threw my cup at him. It missed him by an INCH.

"DON'T YOU EVEN DARE GIVE ME THAT CRAP! DON'T EVEN FREAKIN TRY!"

"Look I'M SORRY!"

"YOU SEEMED TO BE SO FREAKIN SORRY WHEN YOU JUST SWOONED OVER DAISY!" Seriously...you should have seen the look he gave her...

"I'M A GUY! GUYS DO THAT TO PRETTY GIRL-" He smacked a hand over his mouth.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"

"Jesse PLEASE I AM SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I PROMISE YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL-"

"FOR-FREAKIN-GET IT! LEAVE ME ALONE!" I screamed at him, breaking down. "Just- please don't break me anymore!" I yelled through tears. I grabbed Dib's trench coat and walked outside, not caring who saw me. I just knew I had to get away. Yes, Daisy was a pretty girl. So was I, wasn't I? I walked into the dollar market bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror.

I wasn't skinny...my eyes were a sickening shade of purple...my black hair was just plain straight, nothing to it at all.

I started bawling. I was a broken ugly mess.

Broken beyond repair.

"Well Jesse...it seems Zim doesn't care for you as much as I do." I turned and saw the guy who had talked to me at the beach in the same attire. He held out his hand.

"Come with me, you'll be my princess. We will enslave all humans, the Tallest, and Daisy. You will be pleased." Darkness over took me.

*****Evil Jesse's POV*****

My used to be purple eyes were now black. No white at all.

I took his hand.

"I trust you."

And somehow, I knew he was smiling.

I was smiling too...an evil smile at that.

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