3.) You have had your ears blasted by a short ninja with crash cymbals.

One of my favorite people in our band is Regina. She is Asian and FREAKING AWESOME! She's my ninja platypus and I'm her white moose. Don't ask. Anyway, she is like a professional piano player and she's an INSANE mallet player. She literally doesn't look at the music until the day of a concert and plays it perfect. We do this pep band piece called Pee Wee's Chase Music. She plays crash cymbals on it and it's CRAZY loud. I stand six rows behind her. It still blares in my ears! She is the short ninja with crash cymbals. If you want to keep your hearing, I suggest not coming to one of our pep band sessions. You will leave without your hearing.