Twilight Chaos 4
Me: I'm baaaaaaack!
Alec: she's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Jane: they're baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Edward: ! -mutters- idiots
Jane: -tortures Eddy-
Bella: -cries in horror as she watches Edwrad cry in pain-
Carlisle: Jessie doesn't ooooooooooooooooown Twilight
Esme: she's just borrowing uuuuuuuuus
Me: -bursts into tears-
Everyone: what's wrong Jessie?
Me: nothing..it's just that -sob- Mr. -sob- Fetaherkins -sob- died! -bursts into more tears-
Everyone: what?
Alec: but how?
Me: -points to Seth- he ate him!
Everyone: -look at Seth-
Seth: i didn't mean to! i was getting revenge
Caius: for what?
Seth: cause Jane tortured me! and he's her Best Friend
Jacob: how could you be so cruel?
Jane: -tortures Seth-
: -walks in- now, now everyone..what's the problem?
Jane and Me: -point to Seth- he ate Mr. Featherkins! -cry-
Aro: OMG! -gasp- Jane can cry? awesome
Me: shut up Aro!
Dr. Phil: -to Seth- why'd you eat Mr. Featherkins? how could you be so cruel?
Seth: it was revenge!
Dr. Phil: why? was she using her vampire powers to torture you or something? -sarcastic-
Seth: yes!
Dr. Phil: you need therapy
Me: -kicks Dr. Phil out-
Jane: why'd you do that?
Me: i felt like it
Jane: oh...good point
Me: oh Alec
Alec; yes?
Me: seth put a restraining order against Jane
Alec: what? -glares at seth-
Seth: i didn't mean to!
Me: ya know, Seth, i didn't feed you chocolate only for Josh's sake
Everyone: who's Josh?
Me: my new guest! oh and Hayley Hayley and Isabella are coming!
Caius: Isabella?
Me: yeah, she's CM from a couple of Chaps ago
Evereyone: oh
-knock on door-
Leah: oh for crying out loud!
Me: why are you crying out loud?
Leah: -confused- i don't know
Me: okay? -opens door-
-Josh, Hayley, Isabella, Chicken, and random hamster walk in-
Everyone: hey!
Hayley: heeeeeeeeeeeeys!
Isabella: hi guys!
Josh: Alice!
Chicken: woof woof
Hamster: yo
Jane; why'd the chicken just bark?
Me: oh Jane..Chicken's not a chicken! he's a dog!
Jane: oh..taht makes sense
Leah: -stares at hamster...suddenly, the world spins around it, hugs hamster-
Jasper: why is that boy looking at my wife like that?
Me: cause he likes her..and i declare them mates!
Alice: what? you can't do that
Me: why not?
Alice: it's against the rules -takes out contratct- see -points to contract- page 3, paragraph 5, line 2 "sign here to agree taht you will not make someone change mates in your story" -points to my signature-
Me: crap!
Josh: aw man!
Me: well, at least you can still see her and Jazz-y and do anything about it! -smiles-
Isabella: i declare Gianna and Felix husband and wife!
Me: yaaaaaaay! congrats
Felix and Gianna: huh?
Isabella: Felix and Gianna, you two are gonna get amrried and have zillions of kids whether you like it or not! so there
Gianna and Felix: oh..ok -smile and ksis eachother-
Bella and Eddy:- suddenly feel the urge and kiss each other-
-so do Josh and Alice, Jacob and Isabella, and Jane and Seth, and Carlsile and Esme, and Athenodora and Caius, and Aro and Sulpicia, and Hayley and Jasper-
Everyone that's not kissing: ewwwwwwwww! -stare in disgust-
Me: get a freakin room already!
Eddy: -while kissing- shut up!
Me: yuck!
-everyone that's kissing get's locked up in a cage and curtain falls over them-
Me: phew!
Alec: i know
-after half an hour-
Me: -pulling my hair- OMG! i've gone mad! -runs around in circles around Alec-
Alec: what's new?
Me: i don't know!
-everyone stops kssing and gets out of cage-
Me: thank God!
Bella: wow!
Me: -to Jane- how could you do this to me?
Jane: do what?
Me: gross me out like that!
Jane: you didn't ahve to look!
Me: i didn't look! but thinking about it is gross!
Jane: what ever
Me: fine be that way -sticks out tongue- now for the dares
Alec: what dares?
Me: you'll see...now, where is Scruffy?
Seth: who's Scruffy?
Josh: you are! -points to Seth-
Me: now, Seth, don't forget taht i love you, but not as much as Alec, and taht this was all his idea -points to Jsoh- so please don't be amd at me!
Josh: it's time
Alice: that's what i'm supposed to say!
Josh: what ever -takes chocolate out of his pocketa nd sticks it in Seth's mouth-
Seth: -runs around in circles- aaaah! chocolate! i hate chocolate! -spits it out- do you wanna kill me or something?
Aro: actually he just wants to torture you
Seth: ok then
Jacob: -laughs at Seth- maniac
Seth: -running away from Josh and his evil blow torch- i am not a maniac!
Me: -plays with Chicken-
Alec: who's chicken?
Me: my pet dog!
Alec: you called him Chicken?
Josh: -while chasing Seth with his evil blowtorch- that's a stupid ankme for a dog (i hate you Josh! :P)
Me: says the guy with an evil blow torch! -sticks out tongue at Josh-
Josh: Blowtorches are cool, unlike dogs that are called Chicken
Me: shut up!
Alice: -to jasper- how could you kiss someone taht's not me?
Jasper: you did that too!
Alice: i'm a girl! we can do what we want to..but you're a guy, you can't!
Jasper: ?
Emmett: i have a joke!
Leah: let's hear it
Emmett: people say that they think wine has female chromosomes...wanna know why?
Leah: uh..no
Emmett: okay! it's cause when you drink it..you start saying stupid things, and you can't drive!
-guys burst out laughing-
-Girls tackle guys-
Seth: haven't i had enough torture already?
Me: nooooooo!
Renata: pull it together girls!
-rest of girls reluctantyly-: fine
Guys: phew
Caius: i actually thought they were gonna brun us!
Rose: that's a good idea!
Alice: um...Jess?
Me: yes?
Alice: i think Seth killed Chicken
Me: what?
Seth: no i didn't!
Bella: yes you did
Seth: prove it
Edward: i read your mind..why did you do that?
Seth: i was bored?
Me: nice try -takes evil blowtorch from Josh- spill the beans -aims it at Seth-
Seth: fine! Jane made me do it!
Me: what?
Jane: no i didn't!
Seth: yes you did!
Jane: it was fiona!
Me: fiona?
Jane: yes!
Fiona: what are you talking about?
Me: no idea
Leah: -imagines her self in a field full of daisies kissing Hamster-
Hamster: now that's just sick!
Bella: why is my head spinning?
Albus Dombledore, Mccognagall, snape, aro, caius, marcus, carlsile, esme, and edward: -all form groups of three wearing shirts taht say 'save the pineapples'-
Me: i think they're mad
Alec: i agree
-lights go out-
-a girl screams-
Me: -hugs alec- w-w-what's g-going o-on?
Alec: i don't know
-letters appear out of no where saying: the end?-
Seth: -scared- why is there a question amrk after the end?
everyone: -scream-
i am sooo sorry for being late..seriously! really, Hayley, i tried updating, but no thoughts came to me, i think i have humor block or something
sorry guys for such a lame chap!
and Jane and Josh...i hate you guys -sticks out tongue-
thanks my MC for the letting me steal the idea of someone coming to see the problem betwwen seth and jane... :D
and that's it
if you don't review...they'll all be doomed i tell you doomed!
(yep, i've gone mad)
and i have a roleplay so if anyone would like to join taht, or make and appearance, just tell me!