Notes from Darren Shan… THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Dear Fan Fiction people,

One, its bad enough that you imitate and vandalise my work but I mean you don't even make me part of it! You all write about Kurda and Vancha and Mr. Crepsley and Steve and Gannen and even Harkat for heavens sake but I get the tiniest mention ever, I'm the main character God damn it! And I know you've got a hate club against me, I'm not being paranoid I know! Why? Am I such a bad person? Aside from all that I have seen a few bits about me and I really liked them, you're pretty good writers you lot and I can see a bright future in the business for some of you! So what I'm trying to say is carry on, but try and include me a bit more, I mean, after all if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a story to write anyway!

Darren

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