Zellie: Next chapter is here!

Link: Hallelujah!

Characters:

Hikari: Me

Akari: Keisha

Kenkin: Griffyn

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Kakashi (Naruto)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Moogle (Final Fantasy)

Orichimaru (Naruto)

#New Characters! #

Joe: Codey

Denice: Shadow Princess 15 (Go and read her stories NOW! Err, I mean, after mine of course…XD)

Disclaimer: Don't own nothing

O.o

Setting: I can't remember what class we were in, but it doesn't matter any way…

Akari: Hikari! Save me!

Hikari: Fine, fine, I'll save you.

Akari: That meanie hurt me… /cries/

Kenkin/giggles/

Hikari: Hey Link! Can you help Akari for me?

Link: Yeah, I guess so…

Akari: Yeah… I know I'm scared and all but you're giggling? O.O

Kenkin: heheh…

Link: Alright, I'm helping her.

Sora: You do that.

Akari: I don't think I'm that scared anymore… /pokes Kenkin/ Thanks anyways Link. :P

Kenkin: …

Link: Um… No problem…

Hikari: Can we get this party started now…?

Akari: WHOOOO!!! Party/dances/

Kenkin: You're not very good at dancing… and don't poke me again or you'll have no poking finger…

Sora: Shut up, Kenkin.

Akari: I like my finger…

Kenkin: Shut up, Sora.

Sora: No! You shut up!

Hikari: I like your finger to…

Link: Where's Orichimaru?

Akari: Not Orichimaru/hides/

Kakashi: Fight! Fight!

Kenkin: You're scared of Orichimaru…? LOL!! He's weak!!

Link: What the hell is wrong with everyone…?

Sora: I'm leaving, bye. /walks away/

Hikari: What? A fight/screams/

Akari: OMG! People are leaving!

Kakashi: What, Hikari you fight/screams like a little girl/

Kenkin: Don't worry Hikari; I'll nip your head off. /smirks/

Hikari: ….. That's supposed to make me not worry…?

Link: Orichimaru!! Where is you???

Akari/stares/

Kenkin: I sent him off with his money…

Link: Oh…. /cries/

Hikari/kicks Akari in the shin/

Akari: OWW/takes sword out and cuts Hikari's arm off/ opps, reflex.

Kenkin: Akari, Hikari, I'll take you both on

Akari: But that's not fair! Hikari is missing an arm!

Hikari: Just give me a minute… /magically makes a new arm/ ok, I'm good. /Takes out Dominion Rod/ (A/N: for those of you who don't know, the Dominion Rod is a weapon from Twilight Princess that let's you posses statues.)

Joe: Poop! I like lemons…

Link: …… Good for you….

Joe: Yay me:)

Akari: Ya…. Just bring it Kenkin. /Draws Tantou/ (A/N: Tantou means 'short sword' in Japanese.)

Joe: Hello peoples!

Hikari: MUHAHAHAHA/cough/

Joe: What about me?

Akari: Fine…. /cuts Joe in half/ Happy?

Joe: No… Not really… By the way… What are we doing?

Akari/sigh/

Kenkin: This is boring…

Hikari: DIE/posses' a statue and crushes herself/ pain… so much… pain…

Joe: So… What's happened so far?

Hikari/jumps up/ Well, before you came, Akari fell off a cliff, Link cut the Moogles head off, Kenkin killed me, Link died, Kenkin brought us back and we hade a party and Akari made a horrible joke about Heartless.

Joe: Can I have some cake?

Kenkin: Banish Jutsu on Joe/poof/

Joe/appears in a pie factory/ oooooooooh!! Pie!

Hikari: ….. I like cake…

Link: Ugh, I'm surrounded be idiots…

Kenkin/nips Hikari's eyes out/

Akari: You nipped her eyes out!

Hikari/magically makes new eyes/ What was that for?

Denice/poof/ Link! There you are!

Link: ……Hi Denice…

Kenkin/randomly jumps off a cliff/

Akari: ha ha! I'm gonna watch you splat on the ground:)

Denice: Link, where have you been? I've been worried sick!

Link: I've been… around…

Hikari: Link, who's this?

Kenkin: Teleportation Jutsu/pulls Akari down and uses her as a shield to hit the ground/

Akari: Meanie… You're a mean idiotic dope tha- /SPLAT/ ouch…

Link: She's, um…

Denice: You haven't told them about me yet/turns to Hikari and holds out her hand/ Hi, I'm Denice, Link's girlfriend.

Hikari/gives Link a dirty look and shacks Denice's hand/ Hi, I'm Hikari, nice to meet you.

Denice: So how did you meet Link?

Hikari: At the last video game convention.

Denice/looks at Link/ You went to a convention without me???

Link: yes… /runs away/

Akari: Great, I'm dead again…

Kenkin: sucker…/snicker/

Joe: FOOD!! GLORIOUS FOOD/eats so much pie he explodes/

Akari: HAHA!

Hikari: Sooooo, where did you meet Link?

Denice: In Hyrule. I was traveling and met him. /sigh/ It was love at first sight…

Hikari/sarcastically/ How wonderful for you…

Denice: Wanna go find Link and make him pay for not bringing me to the video game convention?

Hikari: Sure, I got nothing better to do…

Kenkin: I like to kill things…

Akari: ….That's nice….

O.o

Zellie: We were really bored today…

Link: Unfortunately…

Dark Link: Can I join the fic?

Zellie: No.

Dark Link: Why?

Zellie: 'Cause I said so.

Link: Burn.

Dark Link: You're mean, Link/cries/

Link: … So weird.

Zellie: Please review! If you don't I'll cry!