This is what comes out of reading too much Harry Potter...
WARNING: SOMEWHAT SPOILER OF DEATHLY HALLOWS
"NO HARRYYYYY!" Emmett sobbed over a book named Harry potter and the deathly hallows.
You see, Quite a dramatic part had happened in it.
But what was even more dramatic was Rosalie's reaction to the fact that Emmett was reading.
She stared wide-eyed "oh my god…J.K Rowling CAN make Emmett read!" Her and Jasper had taken a $10,000 bet about it, and now she had lost. DAMN THIS HARRY POTTER! Not that $10,000 was not too much to her, she just thought she knew her husband well enough.
Emmett looked up, tears in his eyes. "he-he Rosie, Harry—"
"I don't give a crap if he jumped off the Eldin bridge and DIED!!!" yelled Rosalie.
"Eldin Bridge is from Zelda…" Emmett responded calmly.
"oh…well jeez sorry"
"What's all this quarrel about?" asked a very british-sounding Carlisle.
"hey, Carlisle you're british right!?" Emmett exclaimed.
"uh, ya I guess…"
"STAND UP AND SAY IT LIKE A MAN!" Emmett commanded.
"er, bloody hell I'm british"Carlisle responded, sounding scared.
"have you been to hogwarts?" Emmett was calm again.
"Hogwarts is a lie" Carlisle responded dramatically, leaving the room.
Emmett was crying again.
"I thought vampires couldn't cry…?" Rosalie questioned, out of all things she could say.
" that's it! I'm a wizard! I know it! CARLISLE ESME JASPER EDWARD ALICE BELLA come quick!" Emmett was beaming.
They were all in the living room two seconds later.
"I'm a wizard guys!" he said, looking like he belonged in a nuthouse.
Hell, maybe he did.
Rosalie slapped her forehead, as Jasper laughed.
Random.
there may be a part 2 but I dunno.
how 'bout pressing dat niiice button down there! loooook!