A/N: more madness...again I own nothing...

OVER THE EDGE...

Sarah Wilkins *The army of mini's just shake their heads now and start chanting like the army in the movie '300' and keep spraying you. GERRY phantom meanwhile catches the tomato with his mouth and eats it whole* Thank you I was getting a bit hungry...*smirks and pulls out a bottle of mustard*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom shakes his head and slaps him out of pure anger*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom's eyes grow redder than ever as he drops the shield and steps closer to your phantom* You...DARE...to strike me, little boy? *he says in a low growl that make the mini's run and hide and me freeze to the floor* (Me) that can't be good...

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom glares at him* I'M not a little boy OLD MAN... *Christine just nods at Sarah*

Sarah Wilkins (Me) *nervously to you* Um...maybe we should...er...go...shopping for uh...medical...supplies...you know...just in case...? *GERRY phantom steps even closer and grips your phantom's throat* OUTSIDE. NOW...

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom is still glaring and casually walks outside casually*
*Christine* That... would be a good idea...

Sarah Wilkins *as the fists begin to fly outside, you and I run out the back door, not even caring to get cleaned up first*

Christine Julia Daaé *We hear them fighting and I turn to you* How long can that go on?

Sarah Wilkins well I took a precautionary measure and hid all their weapons while they weren't looking so I'd say...forever? Longer? *brushes a few chunks of food off my arms as best as I can before getting in the car*

Christine Julia Daaé FOREVER? *Also gets some food off and gets in the car*

Sarah Wilkins Or until a winner is declared, but that could take hours...GERRY phantom is not one to give up very easily...*Apparently I'm driving because I back the car out of the driveway and head toward the closest walmart*

Christine Julia Daaé Well, RAMIN phantom only gave up because he HAD too... *Watches as we get to Walmart*

Sarah Wilkins Wait he gave up already? *is confused as I park the car and get out* so let's see...towels first or bandages?

Christine Julia Daaé No! The first time they fought... You and your phantom won because RAMIN phantom had to give up. And maybe bandages.

Sarah Wilkins Oh yeah...it appears your phantom suggested they stop...he didn't HAVE to...but oh well we're in a truce for now because we've got a common goal here...*grabs a cart and starts loading it up with every single medical supply I can think of*

Christine Julia Daaé *Watches you and puts some stuff in every once in a while* Yes, that is true.

Sarah Wilkins *is satisfied that we have at least one of everything and heads towards the towels* Man I hope they're not seriously injuring each other...

Christine Julia Daaé *Nods* So do I... *Follows you* By the way, while we were watching the movie, I saw you whispering something to you phantom...

Sarah Wilkins *heads toward the checkout and tries to remember* er...what scene was it?

Christine Julia Daaé Um... *Thinks* The final confrontation.

Sarah Wilkins oooh...right...*pulls out a wad of cash I randomly only-in-a-fan-fic happen to have* I was just...you know...telling him that you're different than you were in that scene...I didn't want him acting out against you for that scene...I can only control him so much, you know?

Christine Julia Daaé Oh... *Smiles a bit and giggles at the "only-in-a-fan-fic" part* Well, thanks. And yeah... I know.

Sarah Wilkins *smiles* You're welcome...*grabs the bags of stuff and heads toward the restroom to get cleaned off*

Christine Julia Daaé *Smiles again and follows* We aren't allowed to have bags in the restrooms, right?

Sarah Wilkins *backs out of the restroom* right...you can go first and I'll watch the bags...

Christine Julia Daaé *Nods* Alright. Be right back! *Goes into restroom and 5 mins later I come out* Your turn!

Sarah Wilkins *does same* okay...I think we got everything...*heads toward parking lot*

Christine Julia Daaé Good. I need to see how badly they've destroyed each other...

Sarah Wilkins *with that in mind I fast forward through getting into the car and driving back, a million possibilities haunting my thoughts as we approach the house* OH MY WORD...*the phantoms are sitting on the front steps, laughing and drinking root beer floats*

Christine Julia Daaé *Follows you and doesn't see them yet* WHAT? ARE THEY DEAD?

Sarah Wilkins *I park the car and merely point, too shocked to speak*

Christine Julia Daaé *Looks at them* Oh my gosh... *Is very shocked* How the- Why the- What the-?

Sarah Wilkins *the phantoms see us in all our shockedness but say nothing as the mini's come running out of the house, looking pleased with themselves* (me) WHAT DID YOU DO?

Christine Julia Daaé *Nods in agreement* YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!

Sarah Wilkins (mini-GERRY phantom leader) *shrugs and grins* we got tired of the yelling so we filled our pipes with laughing gas...*mini army all nod in agreement as GERRY phantom wanders up to my window* Hey, ladies! Where'd you disappear to? *said between giggles*

Christine Julia Daaé *Is too shocked to speak and lets you answer. RAMIN phantom follows up behind him, still laughing his butt off*

REACHING A TRUCE...?

Sarah Wilkins *I'm a bit upset about wasting all that money and worry and I throw the bandages at the both of them* APPARENTLY we went NOWHERE for NOTHING! *get out of the car and slam the door before stomping inside, plotting my vengeance against the mini's*

Christine Julia Daaé *I also get out to avoid the awkwardness and follow you inside* WHY are you upset? At least their laughing together instead of yelling!

Sarah Wilkins *is pouting stubbornly in the corner* yeah true...but still..we got so worried and they're here having a party! and it's not like they completely willingly ended the fight...they had help...*shrugs and sighs* but I guess you're right...*wander into the still messy kitchen* root beer float?

Christine Julia Daaé *nods* That /is/ true... *Sighs* Sure...

Sarah Wilkins *pours us some while the phantoms come stumbling inside, still laughing and belching from the root beer.* (GERRY phantom) hahaha this place is a mess...

Christine Julia Daaé *I giggle and throw them some cleaning supplies* Yeah. Help us clean! *RAMIN phantom, still laughing, looks at yours for an answer*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just looks back right at him before throwing him a rag* Yeah go on help them...*goes to the sofa and sits back, sipping his root beer float*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom shakes his head and throws it back at him* No, you help them...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom simply raises his glass* I'm still drinking this...*takes his own sweet time sipping it*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom nods* Well, so am I...

Sarah Wilkins (Me) *rolling eyes* now don't you guys start...okay we'll all take a break. THEN we're going to ALL clean, and THEN we're going to go out and have a nice dinner and some mini golf. OKAY? *glare at the two of them*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom just shrugs, sits down next to yours and sips his root-beer*

Sarah Wilkins *I shake my head at you like 'UNbelievable' before sitting down on the other side of GERRY phantom*

Christine Julia Daaé *I sit down on the other side of RAMIN phantom and mouth the words "I know"*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom, still not over his giggles, looks sideways at me and pokes my ribs, sipping his drink innocently*

Christine Julia Daaé *I notice and giggles while RAMIN phantom is chuckling*

Sarah Wilkins *I squirm and poke him back, and pretty soon our drinks are overturned on the floor while we're tickle-wrestling*

Christine Julia Daaé *I watch and RAMIN phantom stands up* O-okay yo-you guys! *Is still chuckling* D-don't... D-do that...

Sarah Wilkins (me) *in between spurts of laughter* What's-the matter-we're not-hurting you-are we? *keeps it up and suddenly my foot ACCIDENTALLY kicks your phantom's glass out of his hand*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom raises an eyebrow, he knows it was an accident but joins in on your tickle war. Christine is just watching, enjoying it*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom stops tickling to glare at your phantom* Why don't you tickle HER? she's not doing anything...*points at you and continues tickling me*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom raises an eyebrow* What? Are you jealous?

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom stands up* very well...*starts tickling you*

Christine Julia Daaé *I giggle/laugh loudly and drop my glass. RAMIN phantom looks at him* Whatever. You can have your precious Sarah...

Sarah Wilkins *I stop giggling and glare at him* You find something wrong with me?

Christine Julia Daaé *He shakes his head* No! There is nothing wrong with you! You're great!

Sarah Wilkins *still doesn't believe he really means it but shrugs it off* Okay come on...that kitchen's not gonna clean itself...

Christine Julia Daaé *I'm still giggling and slap your phantom's hands off of me* Y-yes... Y-you're right! *Is still giggling*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom CHOOSES to ignore that slap and follows me into the kitchen*

Christine Julia Daaé *She didn't mean to slap HARD just enough to get him off. She and RAMIN phantom also follow*

Sarah Wilkins *Fast forward through cleaning and semi-water fight, I run out of the kitchen dripping and all soap-sudsy* (Me) okay...I'm gonna go dry off...*still laughing*

Christine Julia Daaé *I snicker* Same here! *Turns to the laughing phantoms* Don't do anything that'll kill you! *Skips off while following you*

Sarah Wilkins *As I change into clean clothes I hear dishes clattering and glass breaking.* (both phantoms) I DIDN'T DO IT!

Christine Julia Daaé *I come back a minute after and see* WHAT HAPPENED?

Sarah Wilkins *both phantoms point at each other* HE DID IT! *they both say. I come into the room and groan when I see the broken window*

Christine Julia Daaé *I shake my head and mutter* These two are insane... *Goes back to normal voice* Tell me the thruth... WHO DID IT?

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom crosses his arms* I told you the truth. He did it. *looks at me begging me to believe him*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom shakes his head and points to him* Nu-uh! HE did it! *He looks at me*

Sarah Wilkins *I just shake my head and groan into my hands* Alright you know what? I don't care anymore. Lets just go out and get some dinner, okay? *I step outside and see one of the mini-GERRY phantoms face down in the grass outside the broken window*

Christine Julia Daaé *We all follow you and see it. Christine says* What the?

Sarah Wilkins *both phantoms start talking at the same time accusing each other* (Me) ENOUGH! *I wait for it to go silent before going over and making sure the mini-GERRY phantom is okay. Thankfully he gets up and runs away. I turn to you* So what shall we eat? Chinese? Italian?

Christine Julia Daaé *I looks at you* How about Chinese?

Sarah Wilkins *I start to agree but then start having mental pictures of the phantoms using chopsticks for everything BUT eating utensils* um..A-actually I was thinking more along the lines of a nice sane normal burger and fries...*tells you about what I was imagining*

Christine Julia Daaé *Nods* Good idea. *I whisper* That sounds safer...

Sarah Wilkins *I turn to the phantoms* and we are going through the drive thru so you can't fiddle with the napkins straws and ketchup packets! *they just look at me innocently, but I ignore them and get into the car*

A/N: Okay NOW you may start reviewing and such. More will come probably tomorrow or the next day, depending on how much we've got left to write. We never know until we get there. So stay tuned. :)