Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto-sensei does. And I am extremely jealous of his drawing skillz. They killz.

a/n I just got the idea for this chapter directly after I posted the last one. I'm on a

roll right now! Although my chapters are extremely short, I'm proud for the

most part. I usually can't pay attention to one this for so long! Claps for Angela!

We're Back

Ch. 4

When Sakura barged into the inn, she asked for Karin, and dashed up the stairs. She tore open the door with that strength that seems to come and go, only to find Sasuke and Karin kissing.

"I-I… I guess I'll go…" She muttered as two bewildered faces looked at her. But there was something different about Sasuke. She couldn't quite put her finger on it…

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" She heard Sasuke yell from… behind her. How was there a Sasuke behind, and in front of her???

"WHAT THE HELL IS RIGHT!!!" She screamed as she looked back and forth, between two Sasuke's. There was one with Karin and one next to her. Sakura wasn't sure if this was a dream come true or a nightmare. I mean, come on! Two Sasukes?!?! And I mean…come on…Two bastards with sticks up their asses. It was a win lose situation.

"What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked Sakura with the most expression she's ever seen from him. As he stood next to her, his eyes were wide, and his face was flushed whiter than normal. This made no sense, even to the child prodigy. 'I am the real Sasuke. So who's that?'

"What are you doing here? And there?!" She asked back. Sasuke-next-to-Sakura looked at his double, bewildered. He was ready to jump on his double. Although, he must say, that he never noticed how attractive he really was… With the sculpted face, and chiseled muscles… Not the mention his butt! His butt was incredible! This was the first time Sasuke realized why all of those girls always… wanted him. HE WAS GORGEUOS!!! And now, he was totally conceited.

"Ummm… yea. This is really awkward. I guess I'll change back now…" Said Sasuke-next-to-Karin, and a puff of smoke exploded around him. Quickly, Jiraiya was in front of three gaping 18-year-olds. Or, well, two 18-year-olds, if you know what I'm saying. A sudden amount of smoke around Karin appeared, and Tsunade stood in her place. So, Jiraiya learned a couple things from Naruto. Interesting.

"Oh wow…" Sakura said as her cheeks filled with rouge. Her former sensei and the perverted old guy? Why were they being Karin and Sasuke? "Why were you being Karin and Sasuke?" She asked. Surprise, surprise. This was too bizarre for her. Especially in her state of mind.

"Well… I found Karin attractive. We met as she was leaving the village today! And Tsunade always kinda found Sasuke attractive. So we just went with it! Aren't you happy for us? Oh, and by the way, Sasuke. You have a REALLY nice butt! As I flexed it while being you, I could FEEL the muscle! It's incredible really!" The old pervert said. Tsunade had a palm on her forehead, and was shaking it back in forth. She was clearly embarrassed for Jiraiya. She never thought she would ever hear a comment like that. But there. She just did.

"That explains this a little bit I guess. But why were you coming here Sasuke?" Sakura asked skeptically. Of course, she couldn't take her eyes off of Sasuke's butt. She wasn't sure if she wanted to hear his answer, but it didn't matter. She already asked. 'Typically I always looked at his face, but, the view from behind isn't that bad! Jiraiya was VERY correct!'

"I was coming here to tell Karin, Suigetsu, and Juugo to leave." He stated matter-of-factly. "I knew things wouldn't be back to normal if they were still here." He was finally back to himself. His face was as stoic and cold as ever. Although, Sakura and Tsunade swore they saw a little bit of blush on his cheeks. Clearly, he hadn't yet recovered from the butt comment.

Sakura and Sasuke walked out of the inn together, leaving Tsunade and Jiraiya to finish their business. Hopefully as themselves.

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It was a quiet night. You could practically hear the stars burning. The thunderous silence was deepened by Sasuke's silence, as well as Sakura's. Sakura wanted to grab Sasuke's hand as they walked, but didn't want to gamble it. She had just gotten out of annoying, and didn't want to ruin it.

The quiet was broken as Sasuke said his first word since leaving.

"Sakura…" He began. The pink haired girl's heart started to pound so loudly, she was sure he could hear it.

"Yes?"

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a/n Haha! I'm ending it at a not good spot! Losers! Just kiddin', just kiddin'. It's strange, how I wasn't sure of what I was going to write, and I end up writing a lot about Sasuke's butt…

Sasuke- Which is admittedly fantastic looks in mirror behind him

Me- Don't get too obsessed butty! HAHA!!! GET IT?!?!

Sasuke- No.

Me- I thought we already established you have a sense of humor now! It was said in

the last chapter of Akatsuki Cherry Blossom.

Sasuke- Hn. cough I don't laugh at lame jokes cough