CHAPTER 4

Ichigo and Kon break down the doors of the shop screaming.

"URAHARA HELP US" Ichigo screams but he notice that he step on something.

"Hmm that smells like..." a light match came out of no where and fell on the puddle. Setting Ichigo on fire.

"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH" Ichigo ran around until Yoruichi dup a bucket of water on him.

"That's for putting tape on my feet, Jackass."

"I play a small prank on you, and you set me on fire!?"

"Yup, it's a lesson. Don't screw with me. Kay?"

"Lesson learn, now URAHARA HELP" Ichigo runs for the back room but Yoruichi yells.

"Wait they're having a..." Ichigo opens the door to find Urahara, Byakuya, and Renji sitting around a table wearing silly hats and drinking tea.

"A tea party" Yoruichi said as she walks up behind him.

"OHH Ichigo wanna join us?" Urahara ask.

"Are you kidding...I WOULD LOVE TO." Ichigo grabs a silly hat and sits next to Renji.

"Free loader, would you past me the cookies."

"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT."

"Because you're a free loader" Byakuya said before taking a sip of tea. Renji's eye twitch and he starts to hit his head on the table.

"So Ichigo why were you yelling?" Urahara ask?

"Ummm I can't remember. OH YEAH. Rukia didn't take her crazy pills today."

Byakuya spits out his tea, Urahara drops his cookie, and Renji rises his head.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!"

"umm I kind of switch them with candy. Hehe." Renji starts to scream

"WE'RE ALL DOOM, THIS WORLD IS GONNA DIE. THINK ABOUT ALL THE SOULS WE'LL HAVE TO COLLECT. AND ALL THE PAPER WORK. Noooooooooooooooooo I WANNA LIVE"

Byakuya grabs Renji and slaps him. "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN."

"Yoruichi!!" Urahara yells. "We got a code 53466."

"A what?"

"Rukia didn't take her crazy pills"

Yoruichi pulls some guns from out of no where and throw them to everyone.

"I'll check town and guys go to the house."

"But I wanna finish my tea" Ichigo whines. Yoruichi grabs his tea and throws it out the window.

"NOW MOVE"

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The group slowly push open the front door, the lights in the front hall are on and everything seems normal.

"Okay guys" Urahara said. "Stay on guard, but I think we can take her down. There's 4 of us and only one of her."

The lights come off then back on, and Urahara is no where to be found.

"We're doom" Renji mumbles.

"Hey do you hear something?" Ichigo ask.

The group walks into the living room to find drawings all over the wall. Most of them were of tacos.

In the middle of the floor was Rukia, she had her back turn and was drawing on the wall."

"Umm Rukia?" Rukia turns around and screams like a boat horn.

"HOLY CRAP" Renji screams. Rukia jumps up and runs out of the room before anyone could knock her out.

"And that was my sister." Byakuya sighs. He step back and a fake wall open and he falls in.

"CRAPPPPPPPPPPP" the wall close.

"Hey, I didn't know there was a fake wall in my house." Ichigo looks around for more fake walls. "Maybe one will lead to the secret world of the mushroom people. Hey Renji come help me. Renji?." But Renji was gone.

"Ummm hello?" Ichigo starts to walk around.

"Wow I didn't know my own house was so scary when the lights were off."

Ichigo opens a door at the end of the hall way and sees Kon tied to a chair, he had tape over his mouth.

"Hiya Kon, how you get here. And what are you trying to say?"

Ichigo rips off the tape.

"BEHIND YOU IDIOT!!"

Ichigo feels a pain in his head. And everything went black.

Sorry, this was a little of a filler.