Hiya! Wooooot! 6 reviews! That's like...not pathetic or anything. . So uh...I think about one more chapter of this and it's gunna be done. I have this little comedy thing of DX. It's called Tea Time with DX, but I can't post it up since it's in script form. It's really funny. Well...here ya go! R&R!!!
Shawn was in the medical section of the arena, watching his partner's match, getting a quick stitch job done. It was dawning near the end of the match; at least, Shawn thought it was.
"Ya know…" Shawn started and pointed at the screen. "His leg…really can't be doing that good…" The doctor just shrugged and continued to stitch him up. "…Do you even care?"
"No…not right now. I care about your head bleeding." The doctor told him.
"Oh…okay…" Shawn continued to watch the TV. "Ah! Not good!" He just watched Randy whip Hunter into the ring. "His ears bleeding again!"
"…Can you stop moving?"
"How much longer is this gunna take?!"
"I don't know…7 or 8 minutes." HBK sighed and watched the TV again. Triple H just reversed on Randy.
"Yes! Did you see that, Doctor?!"
"No. I didn't see it."
"You should've!" Shawn watched the screen intently, watching Trips spread the tacks on the mat. "Oh my-"
"Done!" The doctor said happily. "Be careful, please."
"Look at this!" The Icon pointed at the screen and put his arm around the doctor. "He's not gunna Pedigree RKO on the tacks is he?!" Triple H did Pedigree Randy on the tacks. "Wow! That's impressive!" Shawn hopped up and walked down to the ramp. Security guards stopped him from walking down to Hunter. HBK turned around and watched the TV near them. He saw Triple H struggle to make it up the ramp. "Can I go and help him up the ramp?! The match is over!"
"No, sir, you're partner is in trouble already, I don't think you want to be either." One security guard told him.
"Okay. Look…" Shawn grabbed the guys face and turned it towards the TV. "He can't even make it up the ramp. And look back there. Look in the ring. I don't think I could do any more damage to Randy."
"…You still can't go."
"You heartless little man!" The security guard started to talk to his friend and he sighed. "Fine…go." Shawn smiled and gave the man a hug.
"Thank you!" HBK ran out and ran to Hunter. "Hey, man, good match." Shawn smiled and put Trips' arm around his neck and helped him up the ramp and to the doctor's station. Once they got there, Shawn helped Hunter onto the table and sat down. The doctor sighed and shook his head.
"Not another one."
"Yes, another one." Shawn said.
"Hey…hurry up. We got another match." Hunter said.
"You're match can wait." The doctor said and started to stitch Trips up.
"Why do you have to stitch it?! Throw a…Dora the Explorer band-aid on it or somethin'!" Shawn started to laugh and covered his mouth. "What?!"
"…Nothing. Nothing." Trips shook his head and turned back to the doctor.
"I'd stop now. I mean…they're just gunna fall out." The doctor stopped.
"You just want to get back to the ring, don't you?" Triple H nodded. "Alright!" The doctor began to take out the stitches. Shawn looked up at the TV.
"Is Randy still on the ground?"
"Nah…he's up." Hunter responded while putting his hand to his ear, wiping the blood off.
"…Hey Doc."
"What now?" He asked.
"Take a look at Hunter's ear." Shawn said, while smiling widely.
"No…no…its fine! It'll stop bleeding!" Hunter said, getting off of the table. "Off we go."
"See ya around, Doc." Shawn said, while following Hunter, trying to keep him standing up straight. "I don't get how you're going to wrestle like that…"
"I'm fine…It's just a minor disadvantage…"
"I'll say. You stumbling around like a drunk could be a disadvantage, but…I don't know." Trips just rolled his eyes. "Just hit the things in the middle."
"I'll be sure to do that." They walked out onto the ramp, and made their way over to ring. Shawn helped Triple H into the ring and sighed.
"This is going to be fun!" HBK said with obvious sarcasm.
"Oh you bet it is." DX stood in the middle of the ring, with their arms crossed, waiting for Rated-RKO. Finally, their music came on, and Edge and Randy walked down to the ring. They slowly got in the ring, and watched the Hell in a Cell lower. D-Generation X just stood there and smirked, knowing that Orton and Edge were nervous.
"This is going to be easy." Shawn said to Hunter. He just nodded wiped the blood off his ear again. Once the cell hit the ground, D-Generation X attacked them. Randy fell over immediately and covered his head. Hunter ripped Randy's hands away and pulled him back up. Trips placed RKO's neck on the second rope and sat down on his back, choking him.
Edge continued to take the hit's that HBK was lying down. Shawn threw him into the turnbuckle, and stood on the second rope. He punched Edge continuously 10 times. The Icon hopped onto the top rope and waited for Edge to fall forward a few steps. Shawn jumped off the top and drop kicked him to the ground. Shawn got up and walked over to Triple H.
"Uh…you might wanna get off…"
"Why?"
"…He's turning purple." Shawn said and walked back over to Edge.
"Huh?" Hunter said and looked at RKO. "Now would you look at that…he is!" The Game got up and stretched his arms. Randy just fell to ground and held his neck. Trips just crossed his arms and sighed. "C'mon, man." He said and dragged Randy back up. He looked at Shawn and gave him a nod. "Shall we?"
"Ah…we shall." Shawn responded and Irish whipped Edge, while Triple H did the same to Randy. In a few seconds, Rated-RKO both ran into each other and fell over. DX just stood there, laughing hysterically. Shawn and Triple H walked over to men lying on ground and went to pick them back up. But instead, Rated-RKO low blow-ed them and stood up. Randy rolled out of the ring and went digging under it. He pulled out two chairs and a sledgehammer. He threw the chairs in the ring, and slid the hammer in. D-Generation X regrouped and picked up the chairs. HBK smacked RKO right on the back while Hunter hit Edge on the head. Shawn opened the chair up slightly and put Randy's leg through the opening.
"Whoa…whoa…Shawn!" Trips said and watched Shawn climb onto the top rope again.
"The match isn't going to last much longer." HBK told his partner and jumped off the rope. He elbowed the chair, which caused RKO's leg to almost snap. Shawn hopped up off the ground and bounced around the ring, holding his elbow. Hunter picked up the other chair and lifted it above his head. He slammed it down as hard as he could and watched Randy squirm around on the ground. Edge finally got up from the chair shot, and picked up the sledgehammer. He held it above his head, about to strike Hunter from behind.
R&R!!!!!!