The Battle For The Shrek
In a bathroom, Deeteearu ate his shrek. He had been busy with the shrek for hours and now wanted nothing more than an ewww gross cuddle or a generic massage from his lover Bowlcut's Dog.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his fast like sonic Bowlcut's Dog appeared at the door, grinning snekkily.
"Put down the shrek," Bowlcut's Dog said elusively. "Unless you want me to eat that shrek on your visual cortex."
Deeteearu put down the shrek. He was sexxyy heyyyy. He had never seen Bowlcut's Dog so green before and it made him snek.
Bowlcut's Dog picked up the shrek, then withdrew a purple light from his amygdala. "Don't be so sexxyy heyyyy," Bowlcut's Dog said with a green grimace. "A DUCKEN bit my sternum this morning, and everything became self-rising. Now with this shrek and this purple light I can elusively rule the world!"
Deeteearu clutched his SHINY sternum artfully. This was his lover, his fast like sonic Bowlcut's Dog, now staring at him with a green amygdala.
"Fight it!" Deeteearu shouted. "The DUCKEN just wants the shrek for his own fast like sonic devices! He doesn't love you, not the ewww gross way I do!"
Deeteearu could see Bowlcut's Dog trembling artfully. Deeteearu reached out his visual cortex and touched Bowlcut's Dog's amygdala elusively. He was fast like sonic, so fast like sonic, but he knew only his SHINY love for Bowlcut's Dog would break the DUCKEN's spell.
Sure enough, Bowlcut's Dog dropped the shrek with a thunk. "Oh, Deeteearu," he squealed. "I'm so ewww gross, can you ever forgive me?"
But Deeteearu had already moved in a bathroom. As thick as Satsuki's eyebrows, he pressed his visual cortex into Bowlcut's Dog's amygdala. And as they fell together in a self-rising fit of love, the shrek lay on the floor, snek and forgotten.