A/N: Thanks to the people who continue to review, but I'm kinda sad I'm getting no suggestions...

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Know Your Stars

Chapter 4: Haibara Ai/Miyano Shiho

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"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars..."

The light lit up the stage, and we all see Haibara Ai as she sits on the same stool that Kogoro, Heiji and Conan did earlier. She frowned.

'Is this a member of the Organization? I don't think so...'

"Today we have with us, Haibara Ai, or should I say...Miyano Shiho?"

Her face went white. "Nani?"

"I knew it!" cried Gin from backstage. He was to be interviewed after Ran, whom Conan was staying -very- close to.

"Let's see, what information do we have on her? Oh yes, she likes to sleep in men's boxer shorts..."

"I DO NOT!" Very out of character for Ai, but she was rather embarrassed.

"Sure you don't...and you also don't play dress up in secret?"

Her face flushed, especially as she heard Conan snickering from behind the stage. "I-I don't... where do you even get this stuff from?"

'That's what I wanna know...' thought Heiji backstage.

"I have my sources. And my source told me you like to eat your pancakes with pickle juice. What kind of combination is that? Now you know Haibara Ai."

"Oh they do not!" she exclaimed.

"She likes to eat her pancakes with pickle juice, sleep in men's boxer shorts, and she plays dress up in secret."

"I-I swear I don't do any of those things!"

Conan was still laughing behind the stage. Her eyes narrowed. "Well then, if you know my identiy, then you know Kudo-kun's too, yes?"

The laughter disappeared. Conan had froze. No, that ahou! What was she thinking? Both Gin and Ran were right there!

"Of course I do. But I don't think it would be wise to say it, do you?"

"And yet you revealed my identity?"

"Ah..." The voice seemed to be caught. Ai smirked, but then it faded as it said, "Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars.."

"Hey, get back here!"

"Well, well, so it is you, Sherry."

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A/N: Don't worry, nothing bad'll happen, this is a pure humor fic after all. I just had to add Gin saying 'I knew it!' :P It couldn't be helped. Next chapter is Ran! :D Lol, the pancakes and pickle thing was really random, but... I was hungry.