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EPOV

As I got into the car I took out the outfit. It was a thick scratchy material that was puck green and white. Great I thought, it just keeps getting better.

I threw it to the side and took out the pompoms. They looked like the things used to mop up the vomit used to make the uniform.

Disgusted, I threw the uniform and pompoms back in the bag and looked at the schedule. First practice was going to be tonight! That means that I might have to talk to Bella there.

Oh no, Bella. How was I supposed to tell her! God this was awful. I just put the key in the ignition and backed out. I drove home slower than usual. I knew that Alice had told everyone my punishment so I wasn't too excited about going.

I got home and opened my door holding the bag as I got out. Alice was already there, laughing, how cruel. I just scowled at her and walked past. Then Emmett came out. This should be good. He came running up at vampire speed running around me yelling random chants that I'm sure were his own creation.

"2,4,6,8 Edward's cheerleading's really great! 1,3,5,7,9 Rosalie's still really fine." I just sighed and held out my foot. He was too busy to notice and tripped over it. He flew in the air and landed on his jeep denting the hood.

"NO MY JEEP!" He got up quickly to inspect the damage. He turned to scowl at me.

"You did it to yourself…" I stated simply shrugging. He obviously didn't like that answer because he came charging at me. Luckily he didn't think it through. Once I had moved, his body hit the closest random tree in his path. He hit it so hard that it then fell over, on top of his head and jeep. I just walked in smiling to myself. It instantly got wiped off when I went inside.

Jasper was sitting there smirking as he took the bag out of my hands and held up the uniform.

"HEY ESME! COME LOOK AT THE NEW CHEERLEADER OF THE FAMILY!" he screamed louder than he needed to. I just grabbed the bag and clothes and kept going hoping to get to my room. My family obviously didn't want that to happen. Rosalie just stayed on the couch close to hysterics she was laughing so hard. I was so glad vampires couldn't blush because I would be beet red right now. Little did I know that Carlisle and Esme were going to do.

Esme came out smiling and shaking trying to hold back the laughter.

"Edward, go change into your uniform so I can get a picture." She said holding a digital camera up.

"But Mom…" I started hoping to get out of it.

"Forget it Edward just go and change now!" She said excitedly. Her smile never faded. I sighed as I went upstairs to change. This was going to be the longest two weeks of my eternal life.

As I came down in the puke outfit holding the stupid pompoms, I noticed that Emmett was inside again laughing, Alice looked disgusted by the colors but was still on the floor with Jasper laughing uncontrollably. Esme couldn't even help but laugh. She held up the camera and started taking pictures. Finally when she was done I changed and came back down the torture began again.

"Mom, can I borrow that camera to get those pictures? They are so going on my Myspace profile." Emmett said and started roaring with laughter. I just glared at him.

"That's it I'm going upstairs now." I said turning around and going in my room to get ready for practice.

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