hapter 4

Now the place we find ourselves is Summer Bay's Police station. Where Elijah is sitting fritting about in his chair unable to get comfy, with which movement he makes his leather trousers make a high pitched squeaking sound.

Watson, "Do you mind not doing that please? , and will YOU JUST SIT GOD DAM STILL . I have a splitting headache."

Elijah, "I am sorry Watson I never realised leather could be so difficult to sit down in."

Watson "Well your the one dressed like Neo from the Matrix, no one made you wear all that leather"

Elijah, "I had no say in the matter, I was told by the all and mightily himself that these clothes would help me out with my hard and daunting task ahead."

Watson laughs.

Watson, "Elijah you work in a church how could that silly outfit help you out?"

Elijah, "It will show all the demons they should not mess with me, they will have no choice but to show me some god dam respect, oh there I go again sorry about the name in vain thing again my lord"

Watson, What demons are they?"

Elijah, "Why evil lurks all round us Watson my good woman, but don't you worry I am here now"

Watson, OH Yay I am brimming over with excitement"

Watson sighs, her head is banging with pain why does she end up talking to all the weirdo's.?

Elijah has gone back to loud squeaky fritting sounds, he keep sliding down his chair.

He spots Watson glaring at him, he stops moving in his seat and looks at her with guilty puppy eyes.

Watson, "Right then your leather outfit is to gain respect, what are the shades for?"

Elijah is taken back with that question.

Elijah, "To stop the sun getting in my eyes of course, there is also the small matter of looking cool"

Watson says under her breath.

Watson, "No they don't do that for you they just make you look nutty person going through a mid life crisis"

Elijah, "Sorry?"

Watson, "No nothing just reading this think you have gone mad leaflet here on my desk."

Elijah asks in a serious tone.

Elijah, "OH and have you?"

Watson mutters again to herself.

Watson, "No but I know someone who has."

Elijah, "What's that sorry?"

Watson quickly changes the subject.

Watson, "Why are you wearing hair gel?"

Elijah, "Just thought I would go with a groovy style you know?"

Elijah, "Now tell me Watson my good woman are you not a fan of leather?"

Watson blushes.

Watson, "Oh yes I have had few experiences with leather."

Elijah raises a questioning eyebrow.

Elijah, "YOU KINKY BITCH"

Watson, "Excuse me I would like you to apologise this instant"

Elijah, "Oh yes sorry lord for swearing and having unsavoury thoughts please forgive my sin."

Watson, "NOT TO HIM TO ME FOR GOD SAKE"

Elijah, "Lord I also apologise for Miss Watson here for using your name in vain she does not know she has sinned"

Charlie walks into the station.

Watson is bright red with anger and looks on the verge of jumping over her desk and

punching Elijah , Elijah is too lost in pray to notice.

Charlie, "Watson what's wrong you look like you want to punch the good reverend…."

Charlie then falls against a door in hysterics of laughter at the sight of Elijah outfit.

Watson, "Elijah here wants a word with you Charlie"

Elijah, "It is very serious"

Elijah glares at Charlie who is gripping her stomach has she laughs.

Watson, "Charlie Interview room 1 is free"

Charlie, "I can't stop laughing I cant breathe oh my stomach hurts"

Watson guides a laughing Charlie through to the interview room gesturing Elijah to follow after them.

Now we are back on The Walkers farm

Dex sits on the sofa on his laptop, he can hear Indi and Heath talking at the door.

He sits staring at the screen this is the first time his tried online dating and he is in the middle of registering but has become stuck on a question on the fill out form.

Question.

What are your sexual pretences Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual?

Dex ,"Well I can knock lesbian off the list last time I checked I was male. Do I like girls? errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I like some but mostly I find them annoying. Do I like both genders? Errrrrrr, maybe, no that's just being greedy now Dexter am I gay? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I don't know I wonder if animals have this much trouble? I know male giraffes are bisexuals."

Heath, "I will be quick Indi"

Indi "How fast can you run?"

Heath was speedy when in his other form, he wasn't sure now through so he just said what first came to mind.

Heath, "50 mph"

Indi, "Heath you don't have to try and impress me"

Heath, "I don't know then I'm fast Marlin wont catch me naked don't worry"

Indi, "Ok quick dash upstairs to my room then"

Heath, "ok got ya

Dex is still pondering his sexually, he wishes there was a unsure option on the dating website which clams to crate for everyone. Dex stretches back and catches a glimpse of a naked Heath dashing upstairs. One thought hits Dex hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Dex quickly clicks the gay option.

Indi, you alright Dex? you are pulling a funny face"

Dex, "Yeah just seen something I like"

Indi, "Dex are you looking at porn again?"

Indi runs upstairs after Heath.

We are now In Indi's bedroom.

Heath, "I can't wear that"

Indi, "Well Heath its either this or nothing, none of Dexs clothes fit you and dads are too big."

Indi, "Dex got this for a fancy dress party"

Heath, "Fine I wear it"

Indi laughs as Heath puts the costume on.

Heath, "How does it look?"

Indi, "It looks like I have my very own Power Ranger"

Heath stares at the Black power Ranger looking back at him in the mirror.

Later that Night.

Growling and howling can be heard outside the Walkers house followed by gunshots.

Heath runs though the dog flap in the walker's front door. and escapes a angry Sid who is waving a gun round.

Sid shouts.

Sid, "I GET YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU GO AFTER MY CHICKENS"

Four legs are so much better than two Heath thinks as he runs up the stairs, saviler is dripping from his mouth. He runs into what he thinks is Indi's room after entering the room he curls up on the bed resting his hairy head on his paws and goes to sleep.

Dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Abit later.

Dex, "Indi get off my bed will you?"

Dex sleepily sits up in his bed rubbing his eyes, he is shocked and slightly roused as he can feel his boxer shorts bulging with excitement, as he looks to the bottom of his bed to see a naked man looking back at him in shock.

Heath, Where's Indi what are you doing here?

Dex, "Heath where are your clothes?"