JoyfullJoker: Hey guys! I know I haven't been around for a while…BUT THAT ALL ENDS TODAY! Naw jk. Hahah well anyways here's the second chappy of Life Unexpected!

EDIT-11/13/13: I...LOVE my beta. Everyone better thank Kaia009 for putting up with me! O.o

Life Unexpected

Warnings: This is a YAOI Fanfiction! Aka men having smexy time. If you don't like it, then don't read it. – Fluff – and other stuff.

Summary: When Naruto loses his job and is threatened with eviction, can he find a way to earn money in time? And will he be able to deal with the after math? SasuNaru

Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns 'Naruto' not me…or you, unless you're Kishimoto ^.^

Chapter 2:

"GAARA~!"

Naruto screamed running right up behind the red head, said red head quickly grabbed his arm and threw him onto the ground.

"Gaara, why would you do that?!"

The blonde cried from the ground, slowly pulling himself up. Gaara sighed,

"Naruto, you know you shouldn't sneak up on me like that. I could have killed you."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, but this is really important!"

Naruto said, clutching the front of Gaara's shirt, said man chuckled,

"Alright, what happened?"

"I slept with a man for money."

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"…"

…

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

"Okay, so let me get this straight. While you were going home from my house you ran into a man-"

"Ahuh,"

"When you saw that he looked wealthy you panicked-"

"Ahuh,"

"and then asked him if he would pay you for your body?"

"Yep."

Gaara sighed for the tenth time that day, running his hand over his face,

"The man said yes and took you back to his place-"

"Ahuh, it was right down the street,"

"Okay, and then-"

"And then I had the best sex of my life and I can't get him out of my head and I-"

"Wait."

Naruto blinked at his red headed friend,

"What?"*

Gaara narrowed his eyes,

"What was his name?"

Naruto blinked, looking up at the ceiling.

"Ummm, - OH- it's Sasuke, but I don't remember his last name."

Gaara gasped,

"No…fucking…way. NARUTO, hand me my laptop!"

Naruto jumped out of his seat and ran over to Gaara's desk, grabbing his laptop and quickly handing it to Gaara. Gaara logged in and pulled up Google images, the blonde cocked his head to the side.

"What are you doing?"

Without replying, Gaara typed in 'Uchiha, Sasuke', and low and behold the first picture was a raven haired young man with a black suit on, a cigarette hanging from his lips, sunglasses covering his eyes, and a snake resting on his shoulder. The man next to him had long brown hair tied at the ends, wearing black slacks and a half buttoned white shirt, he was holding a suitcase and smirking at the raven.

Naruto and Gaara said, simultaneously,

"Oh my god…that's him!"

I'm really sooooo sooooooooooooooo sorry that this is so short I've been caught up with school so I haven't been able to update like I'd like to. Anyways, Im going to an anime convention in Raleigh, North Carolina called Animazment. If you're gonna be there say hello! I'll be cosplaying Rita Mordio from Tales of Vespira and (possibly) Sailor moon. Well I'll try to update soon! Byeee!