I am deeply sorry for the short chapters everyone. I hope you enjoy having a laugh or two, but the next chapter will be done soon...
"Hahaha! At last, my complete! Springtrap, finish off Fazbear Horror! Leave no survivors!" P. BB said.
"Yes." Springtrap replied.
A loud screech was heard outside the attraction. A door was heard opening and shutting. It's Him…
"Okay, who the fuck is here?" P. BB asked Springtrap.
"Oh god. It's him… he comes." Springtrap said.
"WHO? Who is here you stupid animatronic?" P. BB asked again.
"It's him. Fuck my life…" Springtrap said locking the door.
The phone inside the office rang, and picked it up and answered it.
"Who the hell is this?" P. BB asked.
"It's me you fucking piece of shit I'm going to yiff your dick." The voice on the other end said.
"…Oh…OH! Oh fuck that, you're on your own Springtrap!" P. BB said.
"No enragement child, you're going to help ME." Springtrap said grabbing Enragement Child.
Over where the mystery person stands…
"Springtrap, you ruined Fredbear Fuckboys Diner for me, and I will ruin you!" The figure said. "For it is I, Fredbear… or Golden Freddy. Not my fault for the name, it's the children. They ruined me."
Golden Freddy walked forward, but instead bounced off a force field emitted by a security camera.
"Hahaha! Can't do anything huh?" laughed over the intercom.
"You stupid faggot, you place the camera within the force field." Golden Freddy said.
"GOD DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!" P. BB screamed.
"…Git gud stupid Enragement Child." Golden Freddy chuckled.
GF walked over to the camera, grabbed it by the head, and ripped all the wiring out of it. With that gone, the force field dissipated. GF walked to the next camera and basically did the same thing. And with the next 4 as well… deal with it you dong gobblers.
"Bitch, try fighting the last camera! I gave it a swag hat!" laughed over the intercom.
Golden Freddy walked over to the door, but was pushed back into the wall by a force. Knocked out, GF began having flashbacks of his times as the original Fuckboy.. Fredbear himself.
FLASHBACK:
"Fredbear…" SpringBon said.
"Yes Bon?" Fredbear replied.
"Don't you think things are getting a tad boring around here?" SpringBon asked. "…And by a bit I mean it fucking sucks."
"I've never thought about it." Fredbear replied.
"Well, I have. I'm going to have a night of debauchery so awesome, the world will explode." SpringBon said.
"Can I come with?" Fredbear asked.
"I'll think about it." SpringBon replied.
"But why?" Fredbear said with a frown.
"Because no…" SpringBon said.
"Bon, you jerk I'm going to yiff your dick." Fredbear said, fists up high and ready.
The two fought in front of the children. The two fought for quite a while, but only one came up victorious.
"I fucking did it, eat my shit." SpringBon said.
"What the f… I mean what are you two doing!? All I asked was for you to entertain the children! You know what, you're fired! Now get out!" The Manager said.
"Fredbear, it seems we've been fired. Mostly because you said yiff, and that's not hip with the kids." SpringBon said.
"Bon, you always ruin my dreams! You always ruin Fredbear Fuckboys Diner for me!" Fredbear yelled.
Flashback ends…
Waking up, the last camera appeared out of the wall. This one… was much, much more dangerous. With Guns… and a Michael Bay shirt… and glasses… yeah.
Next time on FNaFb 3: Will GF beat the camera and get into the office? Will Springtrap pay for his crimes? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! Yes, I said it and I'm happy…
