HI! It's LaughingMack with another chapter of 'The Saiyan Restoration Program'! I'd like to apologize for the quality of my previous chapter. Things got complicated when I was uploading it and ruined the quotations, commas, apostrophes, and periodes. I don't really know what happened. I guess FF decided it didn't like all that stuff and decided to cut it all out. So I'll be attempting to fix that.
Anyways, the poll for who shall be joining the harem is now open! You get three votes, and each girl/girls has their own style. Like one girl may be in search of the legendary warrior race, another may be seeking refuge from some inter-galactic higher-ups, and some may just be looking for a place to crash. Which girl has which story? I dunno. Or do I? Either way, you guys will only know once whoever gets in is introduced. The top three results will make it into the story.
As for a question from a guest, "Will Jaune go Super Saiyan 4?" Maybe, you'll just have to wait and see. As for any of you wondering whether or not you'll get to see Jaune go Super Saiyan Blue, the answer is probably not. Now before you all get all huffy at me and demanding answers, I'd like to say something. I like Super Saiyan Blue. I really do, however, I LOVE Super Saiyan God. If I were a saiyan, and I had the ability to train and get God-Forms, I'd settle for Super Saiyan God. While Blue does have much more raw power, God has more energy. Blue becomes a pretty taxing form after a while and if used too often, a saiyan will find himself struggling to keep up. Not as bad as Super Saiyan 3 though. That form is really only truly effective when the user is already dead. However, despite the fact Super Saiyan God may have less power output than Super Saiyan Blue, it makes up for that with being more energy efficient. It also appears to have a healing factor that Blue doesn't. So, in conclusion, I'd say Blue is better for a more offensive fighter, while plain old Super Saiyan God is better suited for a defensive/stamina oriented fighter. Plus, I love how Super Saiyan God looks. Period. It's very different when compared to all the other super forms previously seen in DBZ/DBS. It's a very subtle form and I loved that the first time I saw it. Now, because I'm probably going to have Jaune pass up on Super Saiyan Blue, doesn't mean I don't plan on him going beyond Super Saiyan God. What do I mean by that? You'll find out. Eventually.
(Anybody else excited for the return of Super Saiyan God?)
To the STORY!
Unbelieveable! This was completely and utterly unbeliveable, if you had told her that her worst student was going to one day take on and defeat her seven best first year students at once, Glynda Goodwitch would have actually laughed at you and call you crazy. But here she was, watching the young Arc completely decimate his own teammates and team RWBY. He must be having a lucky break. Yes, that has to be it! Or, perhaps he's cheating! That was more likely, the boy did lie his way into Beacon after all. Why Ozpin allowed such a complete and utter failure into this school was beyond her. Jaune Arc was a weakling who was only truly any good when giving orders to his allies. Goodwitch would admit that. He was a phenominal tactician, but the absolute worst fighter she had ever seen. What the Hell is going on!? She looked up at the screen that displayed Arc's Aura as well as team RWBY's and the rest of JNPR's, and made her decision.
Ruby Rose: 86%
Weiss Schnee: 0%
Yang Xaio Long: 69%
Blake Belladonna 90%
Lae Rae:73%
Nora Valkeryie:14%
Pyrrha Nikos:0%
Jaune Arc:100%
"Mr. Arc, I will let you know that cheating will not be tolerated in my class," Goodwitch announced, "I hereby grant this victory to your teammates and team RWBY. As well as your so called victory against Mr. Winchester null and void. Detention for the next two days, after lunch. My office." Jaune stared at her stunned. What? How? Jaune was clearly confused. As was Blake. The two looked at each other in confusion, and then back to Goodwitch. Blake was the first to speak. "I'm sorry Ms. Goodwitch, but how did you come up with idea that Jaune was cheating?" Glynda turned her steely gaze towards the kunoichi. "Would you like to join Mr. Arc, Ms. Belladonna?" She asked. Blake took a step back, "No Ma'am..." Jaune stepped forward. "Ms. Goodwitch, I have no idea where you got that wierd idea that I somehow cheated. What I did to Cardin? What happened in the bout between me, RWBY, and my team? You saw all of that." The blonde teacher nodded at this. "Indeed, Mr. Arc. I saw you defeat Mr. Winchester in two hits. And I saw you beat your friends. But not once, did I see your Aura drop down once. At first, I thought you beating Winchester was a fluke. But after this, I know for a fact this was either staged, or, you somehow rigged the entire arena prior to the fights and have doped yourself up on an untold amount of steroids. There is no way you could have trained for an entire day and become so colossally more effective than your classmates. And for questioning my decision. Make that detention for the rest of the week. You're lucky I haven't already expelled you. There is no reason a weakling like yourself should even be here."
Jaune's confused and somewhat apologetic look, contorted into a face of anger. 'How dare she! After the Hell I went through to get here, to this point, she has the gall to threaten my place here at Beacon and call me a weakling!?' Glynda's explanation was an insult and an assault upon Jaune's newfound pride. Jaune's SAIYAN pride. She needed to be taught a lesson. Cheating? In a fight? Not Jaune's style. His pride as a saiyan won't allow it. Now if it was something of lesser importance to Jaune, he may occasionally cheat. Like getting into Beacon, that was merely a means to an end. It wasn't his fault his father was a completely inept teacher! "Well maybe I do want to be expelled with the way you're teaching! You say I cheated. Right? Well here's a newsflash. I didn't. But I don't think that really matters right now. What matters is you're concerned about cheating, in fights. Do you honestly think that's actually going to work out in the future? How many students have you taught this way, huh? Don't ever cheat in a fight! What a joke. I will never, EVER cheat in a fight simply because my pride won't let me. I may fight dirty occasionally, but I will never cheat. How many of those students who leave here, under YOUR teaching, never come back? Because when they go out there into the real world, they are not just going to fight Grimm. No, they are going to fight criminals and maybe even fight in wars. And those guys, aren't going to play nice. THey are fighting to kill you. And all you've been teaching. Is how to fight for a FUCKING camera! That's one of the reasons why I so easily beat everyone I fought today! Because they thought that their human or faunus opponent would stop once they were out of Aura. Grimm don't stop when we're out of Aura. So why should we? Because it's nice? Because it's FAIR? Those students who come back, are either huntsmen and huntresses who have never fought a real villian, have woken up from this ILLUSION you have created, or... they came back in a body bag..." The entire room was silent. Jaune was within striking distance from Goodwitch. Her face was red with anger. The two glared into each other's eyes.
"You're angry now... Aren't you? Angry that I'm right? Angry that I'm not afraid of you? Angry about both?" Jaune wore a smug grin. Glynda realizing that she had completely lost control of the situation looked around at her students. They were all listening to Jaune's words. It appeared that he was winning his class over. The teacher looked back at her insubordinate student. Ex-student if she had anything to say about this. Before she could open her mouth, Jaune spoke again. "Here, since I'm not a total ass, I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong. Time, place, and rules. You name it. And just like today, I won't even use my Aura. My only request is that everyone in this room watches our fight so they can see for themselves." Glynda nodded. This was the perfect chance. "Very well, outer courtyard. Once your 'friends' have awakened. And when I win, you will apologize for your behaviour and leave Beacon. For good." Jaune's grin grew even wider. If anything, he looked excited. And more... Feral. It was unnerving. "Great, just to put your mind at ease, I won't go anywhere near the outer courtyard... In fact, I'll be in the medical wing watching over my friends." And with that, Jaune told Blake to grab her unconcious teammates while he gathered his own. Now that Jaune had everyone together, he put two fingers to his head and vanished with his team plus RWBY.
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHIBI BLAKE FREAKING OUT AS SHE IS NOW SUDDENLY IN THE SCHOOL MEDICAL WING
Blake had finally calmed down and accepted the idea that Jaune is now a teleporter. "You do know you'll be kicked out of Beacon if you lose. Right Jaune?" She asked. Jaune, who was simply sitting in a chair next to Ruby's bed nodded. "Keyword being if," the saiyan answered. Blake raised an eyebrow. "How can you be so calm? Your future's at stake here! Do you have some sort of strategy?" Jaune, who's eyes have been closed ever since he sat down, opened them to look Blake dead in the eyes. "Of course I do. What? You wanna hear? From one Faunus to another?" Blake did not break eye contact with the monkey tailed. "Cut the crap, Jaune. Ruby and I have already figured out that you're not a faunus. And we've already explained that to the rest of our friends." Jaune was startled by this. "Wait what!?" Blake nodded. "Faunus can sense whether or not someone else is one or not. A kind of sixth sense, if you will. The fact that you prefer meat over fruits and nuts unlike a normal monkey faunus was a huge pointer as well. Jaune, it's common knowledge that while faunus are omnivorous like humans, they prefer their relative species' diets over others simply because it's easier to digest those foods. Like how I have a preference towards seafood over nearly everything else."
"Well, what about Ruby? She's crazy about strawberries!" Jaune challenged. Blake looked at her team leader's unconcious form. "Ruby's just weird like that. She's a kid with a sweet tooth. Strawberries are sweet." Jaune rolled his eyes. "Fine, you got me. I'm not a faunus, and I'm sure as Hell not human anymore." Blake nodded. "Obviously, so... What are you exactly? Do you even know?" Jaune nodded. "Yep, I'm now what is called a Saiyan. I'll explain more after the fight." Blake raised an eyebrow. "So back to that subject, what is your plan?" Jaune, with a dazzling smile that made even Blake herself blush lightly, answered. "Simple. Win."
AAAANNNNDDDDD CCCCHHHHHAAAAAPPPPTTTTEEERRRR!
Sorry about the shortness of this one guys, the next chapter will be longer.
Anyways, time for our very first segment of ASK SAIYAN JAUNE! And company.
[Enter Chibified version]
Ruby: "Hi guys! What's good in the hood? Today, I'm your host... Ruby Rose! We've only got one question! Ohhh... How sad..."
God, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Get on with it!"
Ruby:"Okay, okay... Geez... From 'Guest', to, everybody. 'What is your favorite color?' Well that's easy cheezy lemon squeezy for me! My favorite color is Red!"
Jaune:"Gold."
Yang:"Sunny Yellow!"
Weiss:"White."
Jaune: "You do realize, white isn't really a color, right?"
Weiss: "Shut up! I like it!"
Ruby: "It's because you're racist... Isn't it?"
Weiss: "I. AM NOT. RACIST!"
Shrugging, and under his breath, Jaune: "You kind of are...
Blake: "Dark Purple."
Jaune: "Huh, I was thinking you were going to say black..."
Blake: "I'm not ignorant when it comes to colors." *Looks at Weiss*
Pyrrha: "Burnished Bronze"
Nora: "PINK!"
Lae Rae: "Green."
Kalah: "Light Purple!"
Ozpin: "Veridian"
Ruby: "Ooohhh... What's that color?"
Ozpin: "A bluish green, Ms. Rose."
Glynda: "Midnight Violet."
Cardin: "Brown."
Jaune: "Like shit?"
Cardin: "Go fuck yourself."
Jaune: "Well, first, I'd have to travel to another parallel universe where I'm a girl to do that. Since I'm straight. Then, I'd have to talk her into it. Which would no doubt be weird. And now that I think about it, would me having sex with a female me be incest? Or masturbation? 'Cause, that's me. Not a sister or relative... Everyone: *Looks at Jaune weirdly in silence. Except Blake. She's got a nosebleed going on.
Ruby: "Okay... Moving on!"
Sun: "Yellow."
Neptune: "Blue."
Sun: "But dude, isn't that the color of water?"
Neptune: *Freezes in fear at the thought of that*
Neptune Owned Count: "DING!" (+1)
Velvet: "I like light brown."
Jaune: "Like chocolate?"
Velvet: "Yeah."
AND THAT'S ALL I'M DOING FOR THAT QUESTION
New rule, you may ask only a single character a single question per chapter. Because I am sure as Hell not doing one question for EVERY character. Just a few Characters per segment from now on. Four characters answering, and one host.
Anyways, again, the poll is open for which girl(s) that may be joining.
The girls are
Medaka Kurokami, from "Medaka Box"
Leone, from "Akame Ga Kill"
Akame, from "Akame Ga Kill"
Esdeath, from "Akame Ga Kill"
Leone and Akame
Leone and Esdeath
Akame and Esdeath
Akame, Leone, and Esdeath
Yoruichi Shihoin, from "Bleach"
Ryuko Matoi, from "Kill la Kill"
Saber/Arturia, from the "Fate Stay Night"
Mirajane Strauss, from "Fairy Tail"
Lirin, from "Saiyuki"
Tohka Yatogami, from "Date a Live"
Yuki Onna/ Tsurara Oikawa, from "Nurarihyon no Mago"
Eris, from "Cat Planet Cuties"
Moka Akashiya (Both Forms), from "Rosario + Vampire"
Rose, from "Dragon Crisis"
Miia, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Suu, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Centorea, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Rachnera, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Papi, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Mero, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Lala, from "Daily Life with Monster Girls"
Miia, Papi, Suu, Rachnera, Mero, Lala and Centorea
Seras Victoria, from "Hellsing"
Samus Aran, from "Metroid"
Let Mack choose. (Please don't, I don't wanna hurt the other girls' feelings...)
Have Mack create a character. (I would not recommend that... I'd probably end up plagiarizing by sheer accident, or, I'll just combine several characters... You'll probably be very disappointed. I've already made Kalah.)
And that's all the girls on the list!
This list was made by me (Of course) I listed girls who I have seen at least some of how they fight and act and decided, "Hey, I like the cut of their jib." Just because she's on the list does not mean I've seen her series in full (I've at least seen bits and pieces) or played any of her games.
Don't see a girl you want in the story? Then leave a review requesting a girl to be added to the polls. Or, if you really want to, you can create one. Shoot me a PM detailing a female OC of your design. Be sure to include a bio of her. This should include a description of her appearance, her personality(including likes and dislikes), her age, her race, power level(and be serious, not something ridiculous like ITZ OVAH 9 GABILLIONZ! Max Power Level should be at 25 million. If she has Aura, meaning human/faunus ancestry, no Aura level above 10) and abilities/techniques. It is also extremely recommended that you share why she has come to Remnant/Beacon (I dunno, she may already be a native to Remnant). I will then post your OC's bio as a chapter itself. That way, your fellow readers can get some info on her and they might vote for her. ONE OC PER PERSON. Meaning, if INSERT NAME has already entered a character, INSERT NAME can't send any more OC's. This is to keep it fair. Because I know everyone will vote for their own OC. (I would for mine.) Oh, by the way, NO female Majins. If you want a female Majin, you can vote for her on the other poll.
"But Mack," I hear you say, "what is I have more than one OC and I can't decide which one to send?" Welp, I have two options for ya.
1) Tough break.
2) Insert them all together as coming as a group. This means they'll be treated as a package vote and be one vote. Like how I've got several characters clumped together in that list. It would be like that. But after you send me that ONE PM, I will not accept any more OC's from you.
Now, on a side note, if I decide I like your OC enough, I may actually include her regardless of the resulting votes. But I better love her a whole lot, cause I've already got in mind who I would choose.
TOP 3 VOTES WILL MAKE IT INTO THE STORY! ANY TIES WILL BE DECIDED BY ME! For example, say there's a tie for third place between Samus and Seras. I will choose (whoever the Hell I want to! I ain't tellin!) That way this won't drag out any longer than I'd like.
When does voting end? I will no longer be taking any votes by some time on September 4th.
Thank you everybody. Good Night... And Good Luck...
