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CHAPTER 4: can i wash your laundry

THIS CHAPTER TAKES PLACE IN THE CAFETeRIA

EMMETT POV:

Why do we even hav to go to school. I mean we know everything that the stupid people in that stand in front of the class and "teach", and they're wrong half the time!!

Why can't we just say that we are homeschooled? I mean why humans do it all the time right? We could just say that we don't like people and think that they are all out to murder us so we feel like whenever we meet someone new we have to murder them before they murder us.

I like the word murder. I'll tell Esme that when I get home! She'll be happy for me!!

But until then I'm stuck in this stinken toture chamber they call school.

Edward had to go hunt casue he is bad and lets his eyes turn black and puts hunting off to be with Bella. I don't get why he doesn't just take him with her? I do that with Rose all the time and I had planned on doing it with Paul until he died. It's still a sore topic for me.

I spent most of lunch watching Bella eat and throwing my food at her and watching her get mad at me until Jasper calmed her down.

I was about to throw a pice of my bagel at him when Alice started laughing uncontrolably. Bella asked whats wrong but her mouth was full so it sounded more like "Futs Thong?"

That made Alice and the others laugh even harder. Bella blushed reddder than a tomatoe on fire.

We all stopped laughing when we saw Lauren get up from her table and walk over ot us. Alice started to giggle quietly.

"Hey guys. Umm... Jasper, Emmet. I was wondering if I could wash, dry and fold your laundry? And mabye even Edwards too?" she asked us.

So this is what Alice was laughing at.

"Wow. Creeper much?" said Bella.

We all starred at her in shock. That was just so not Bella.

After the shock wore off we all started laughing, except Alice who had never stopped laughing.

"Well, first off I wasn't talking to you. And secondly I was just trying to be a good friend." snapped Lauren.

"Just because you weren't talking to me doesn't mean that I can't talk to you and none of us think of you as a friend, so can you please leave us alone?" said Bella coldly.

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!!!!!" yelled Mike from across the room.

Everyone laughed and Lauren huffed, flipped her hair, and stalked off.

"Congrats Bells, you're offically a Cullen. I'm so proud" I told her and everyone else nodded, even Rosalie!

She blushed and sat back down and ate her lunch. We were all still laughing when we left the cafeteria.

This just proves my theory that all of the best things happen at school whenever Edward isn't there.

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