A/N: If I reference Wynonna Earp, I will choose funny or cute scenes that don't take away from the plot. Plus, I have Rizzle goodness too!

I have no idea how many times I watched the unicorn scene to get all the quotes and actions right.

I got carried away with my fangirling, so sue me!

I forgot that pregnant women can't have coffee, so I made Emma drink it since Regina would get on her ass about it.

There will be many crazy things happening the farther along Emma gets.

I can't wait to write about her weird cravings!

xxx

Thank you again to DaneEris for the "Big as a whale" line!

Emma was sitting on a couch that they had moved into the Sheriff Station. She was lying down on it and was reading some smutty fics that she has bookmarked on her phone. It was weird how many people would write about fictional characters and ship them together.

She almost spit out her coffee when she saw one written about her and Regina. She clicked it immediately and felt her libido waking up.

"I assure you that this isn't what I'm paying you for."

The blonde panicked, let out a shout, and her phone ended up landing right in front of Regina. The older woman picked it up and turned bright red.

"EMMA SWAN!"

"REGINA MILLS!"

"What?"

"I panicked!"

"Now I see why your mother yells the word 'porn' whenever she's around you."

"Uh...I can explain?"

"I would love to hear your perfect "explanation" for this."

"I'm pregnant."

"That is a horrible excuse! You shouldn't be drinking coffee or any caffeine. Give me that mug."

Regina tried to grab it out of Emma's hand, who clutched it tightly to her chest.

"I need something to stay up."

Regina put her hands on her hips, "If you don't give it to me when I count to three, then you will be in big trouble."

Emma rolled her eyes and pointed down, "The bun in the oven would tell you that you already got me into trouble!"

"That was your fault!"

"How is that my fault?!"

"One…"

"That won't work on me, Regina, I'm an adult!"

"Two…"

"This is bull shit."

"Two and a half. Two and three quarters. You don't want me to get to three."

Emma thought quickly on her feet and poured the warm coffee all over herself. It soaked into her tank top.

"I know you're desperate for coffee, but not that desperate."

"How else can I get coffee in my system?"

Regina rolled her eyes, "I'm serious, no caffeine."

"Uh huh."

"Emma, what are-"

Emma had no shame in taking off her leather jacket and tank top. She used her magic to make the trash can move in front of her. She rung out her tank in the trash while Regina stared at her dumbfounded.

"You aren't wearing a…"

"Bra? No need."

Regina used her magic to hold the mug in her hands and turned around.

"What? It's not like you haven't seen my boobs before."

"But this is in public!"

"So were your sexcapades."

Emma finished ringing it out and threw it on the fan. She zipped her leather jacket up and was walking towards Regina.

"It should by my turn to have some of that kinky public sex." Emma purred as she moved closer to Regina.

"Miss Swan, control yourself!"

Emma was taken aback, "Hey, you're not playing fair!"

"You have to take care of yourself."

"I am trying to!"

"I didn't mean by sleeping with me."

Regina was walking out the door and Emma followed right after her.

"Regina…"

"No, go play by yourself. If you make another cup of coffee, then I might burn that leather jacket of yours."

"If you hadn't interrupted me, then I would've had time for some solo action! Hey, Scarlett never did anything to you!"

"Did..did you really name that fashion homicide?"

"It's not 'fashion homicide'. You need to stop watching Rizzoli and Isles in your free time."

"You do remind me of Jane Rizzoli a lot."

"Pfft, no I don't!"

"Oh really?"

"It's totally Gayzzles."

"What?"

"Rizzles, their names put together. They're super gay."

"They obviously aren't a couple."

"Yeah, they are."

"It's not canon."

"Are you being serious right now? They're o gay for each other! Who shares a bed together and probably secretly cuddles at night?"

"Best friends."

They kept walking towards Emma's house and bickering.

"Would best friends change clothes in front of each other?"

"Yes."

"Would they be considered BFFLs?"

Regina turned around, "Do you really not like being compared to Jane Rizzoli?"

"No, just proving my point how gay they are, duh."

Regina rolled her eyes and continued walking forward.

"Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles are gay for each other!"

"Why are you yelling that?!"

"It's important, Maura."

"If you weren't pregnant right now…"

"You'd what?"

"Leave you to walk home by yourself."

"My shift was over, Regina! Look, I don't even have a baby bump."

Emma pointed to her stomach, "Just sexy abs."

"You are so full of yourself."

"I would be better if I was full of you."

xxx

A few months had gone by and for Emma, it was like shit had hit the fan. She was thankful that this was a "normal" pregnancy instead of a super fast paced magical one. She didn't exactly remember or get to enjoy her first pregnancy. This was another chance.

"Reginaaaa!"

Regina ran into the living room, "What is it? Are you okay?"

"I can't get the remote."

"You called me in for that?"

"I would read it if I could but…"

Emma had a small stack of bear claws on her stomach.

"Where did you get those? Do you know how unhealthy those are?"

"I poofed them over."

"Did you just confess to stealing?"

"No! I called Ruby in advance and paid a week worth of them."

"You did what?!"

"The baby wants what the baby wants."

"I can't tell if you're referring to yourself or the actual baby."

Emma was about to respond when she got all teary eyed.

Regina sat down next to her, "What's wrong?"

"Regina, I feel so…so…"

"So what?"

"Big."

"You're not big, Emma."

"I'm as big as a whale!"

"You're still beautiful under all the crumbs." Regina brushed the crumbs off her face.

Emma continued to cry a little and Regina wiped away her tears.

"Baby, it's okay. Let me get the remote."

Regina gave it to her and Emma turned on Wynonna Earp.

The two of them relaxed on the couch and Regina allowed Emma to rest her feet in her lap.

On the screen, it showed Waverly getting sprayed by a tap and Nicole coming into the bar.

"This is Wayhaught."

"What?"

"The ship name is WayHaught. Waverly and Nicole's last name put together. They are way hot too."

"I'm surprised you're not watching Rizzoli and Isles."

"Somebody sorta put me off of it for the time being."

Regina gently swatted Emma's leg, "That is not true!"

"Liar."

xxx

The two sat in silence as Waverly and Nicole had their awkward miscommunication. It showed Waverly and Nicole talking in the street. Waverly thought Nicole was talking about one thing when Nicole was talking about another.

Emma was still eating a bear claw slowly while entranced in the show. Regina, oddly enough, was actually enjoying the show.

Nicole was wearing her uniform, jacket, and hat.

She said, "I'm not crazy, right? There's something going on here."

Waverly replied, "No, you're not crazy."

Nicole said, "Okay" with a sigh of relief.

Waverly said, "I'm not sure that I'm really ready to...oof..get into it."

"Why?"

Waverly and Nicole were crossing the street to get on the sidewalk.

Waverly turned toward Nicole as she spoke, "You're...kinda special."

"Okay uh…"

Waverly said, "You're a lesbian, not a unicorn, right?"

"What?"

"What?"

Emma burst out laughing and whispered, "So gay."

A frown appeared on her face because when she laughed, the entire plate of bear claws fell, including all the crumbs.

Normally, Regina would've scolded her, but she didn't. She was actually being so sweet to Emma that it surprised her too. Emma knew Regina was sweet deep down, but it was the most she had seen Regina actually show it.

Without missing a beat, Regina poofed the plate and crumbs away.

xxx

Emma had fallen sound asleep on the couch and the show still played. Regina was about to turn it off, when one scene really melted her heart.

Waverly and Nicole were in an office sitting on the couch.

Waverly said, "I don't want to be friends. When I think about what I want to do most in this world, it's you."

A smile was slowly appearing on Nicole's face when Waverly said that to her.

Regina couldn't help, but look over at Emma when Waverly said those things to Nicole.

xxx

Emma was still on the couch and watching Wynonna Earp.

"I don't think this can get anymore gay."

Regina rolled her eyes and magiced the remote into her hand.

"We are watching something else."

"Fun fact, I swear that Nicole Haught is really Danny from Carmilla."

"They are two completely different actresses."

"Waverly is in Carmilla The Movie!"

"She doesn't play Waverly."

"Same difference! Gimme the remote back."

"No."

"You can't say no to me!"

"And why is that?"

"Cause I'm pregnant, duh."

"You can't keep using your pregnancy as an excuse."

"I can too."

"No, you can't.

"Can too!"

"Cannot!"

The two spent time bickering about it before Regina started watching Rizzoli and Isles again.

xxx

Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles were sitting at a table when a waitress came by to give Jane a glass of wine that a guy sent over.

Maura immediately put the wine glass back to the waitress and the guy frowned.

Maura said, "I'll let him down easy."

She turned toward the guy and whispered, "She's a lesbian." Then she pointed towards Jane and said, "Gay."

The guy gave a creepy smile and Jane said to Maura, "How very open of him."

A/N: I can't finish what Maura said in this scene because it's a major spoiler!

As Jane and Maura left a crime scene, Jane asked, "Is that true about French women?"

"I don't actually know, I've never been with one."

There was another crime scene where an armageddon bunker was found behind a bookcase. Jane had her mouth open as she stared at Maura walking in.

"Gayyyy."

"You can't say that everytime Jane and Maura have chemistry on the screen."

"I bet Maura gives Jane a lot of chemistry."

"That isn't even grammatically correct."

"Grammar Nazi."

xxx

Jane and Maura were at Jane's high school reunion because the guy she was with couldn't go. Maura wanted the "high school co-ed experience". Jane put a name tag on Maura that said, "GEEK".

"You know it's gay when you touch your bestie's boob."

"Jane was putting on a name tag!"

"Yeah, but she like smacked it on her boob."

Emma demonstrated it, but rarely succeed doing the same to Regina.

"Did you just slap my breast?!"

"No, I was putting on a name tag like Jane did to Maura!"

"This show is such a bad influence for you."

"You still let me watch it so…"

"You need to stop your commentary or we will watch something else."

"Porn?"

"Emma!"

"Jokinggggg!"