Author's note: So if you're reading my other story Rory and Jess- A Rekindled Love, I finished it right before Christmas. Speaking of Christmas I hope everyone had a happy holiday, and I got the inspiration for this chapter while wrapping Christmas presents. Personally I find this chapter hilarious, but anyways here goes nothing…
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the crazy ideas my mind comes up with.
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"Are you sure you'll be okay?" Sasha asked for the third time.
"Yeah, we'll be fine" Jess reassured her.
"Alright, if you need anything go see Cocoa next door."
Jess and Lily both nodded, and they heard a car horn honk. "That's Jimmy again, I better go." Sasha walked over to Lily and kissed her on the forehead. "Bye Lil be good" Sasha called as she headed out the door.
"Okay…what now?" Jess asked as he turned toward Lily.
"I want to read."
"Okay…are you going to some strange hiding place or are you going to sit somewhere?" Jess asked.
Lily just responded by sitting on the couch and pulling out her book. Jess took a seat across from Lily on a chair and started reading his own book.
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Forty five minutes later, they were in exactly the same positions, not a word had been spoken between the two.
"I'll be right back" Lily said getting up and setting her book on the couch. Jess nodded and returned his attention back to his own book. A few minutes later Lily screamed from inside the bathroom. Jess immediately looked up and called "Lily are you okay?"
"Uh… I don't know" Lily responded.
Jess ran to the phone and dialed the only number he could think to call…Rory's ell phone number.
"Hello?" Rory answered.
"I need your help"
"Jess?"
"Yes, who else would it be?"
"What's the problem?"
"Uh, I'm babysitting Lily and she went into the bathroom, and then screamed."
"You're babysitting?" Rory said, trying to hold in a laugh, obviously enjoying the whole 'Jess is babysitting' bit.
"Rory! Focus, what am I supposed to do?"
"Okay, sorry…um do you know why she screamed?"
"If I knew that I wouldn't have called you, would I?"
"Okay, stupid question." Girl in the bathroom, screaming what could have caused it?
"Oh" Rory said as if she came to a brilliant realization "Did she see a bug?"
"Lily, did you see a bug?" Jess called through the door.
"No" she answered back.
"Nope…what else" Jess said turning his attention back to the phone.
"Oh…is someone looking in the window?"
"There are no windows in the bathroom."
"Okay…what else…um…oh" Rory said faintly as a realization hit her.
"Oh…what oh?" Jess asked knowing she thought of something.
"Um how old is Lily?"
"I don't know nine maybe."
Well that is a little young, but it is possible. Rory thought.
"Uh Jess…do you think maybe she uh…you know?"
"What are you talking about?" Jess asked getting frustrated.
"Jess, focus girl in the bathroom, scream" Rory said trying to get Jess to figure it out without saying it.
"Rory…come on" It was rare when Jess couldn't follow what Rory was talking about; he normally kept up with everything she said, references and all.
"Uh…do you think she became a woman?" Rory asked, a bit uncomfortable to be talking about this with her boyfriend.
"Became a woman? You think she went into the bathroom and had sex?" Jess asked obviously confused.
"No, not that becoming a woman, the other becoming a woman. Do you think she got her period?"
"OMG, I can't deal with this!"
"Jess, relax, you have to deal with it, now ask her."
"I can't"
"Alright, fine let me talk to her."
Jess knocked on the door, "Hey Lil, uh will you talk to my friend Rory please…she's really nice."
"Okay" Lily said faintly and stuck her hand out of the door, to retrieve the phone from Jess. Jess passed the phone to her.
"Hello?" Lily said as she took the phone into the bathroom.
"Hi Lily, my name is Rory. How old are you?"
"Eleven" Lily answered simply.
Obviously Jess isn't good at guessing people's age Rory thought to herself, making a mental note to call him on that fact.
"Um Lily, did you start your period?"
"I think so…I'm scared, this has never happened before"
"It's going to be okay. Did you talk to your mom about this sort of thing?"
"Yeah, a little while ago"
"Okay…do you have any pads?"
"Yeah, mom bought some for me last month, just in case."
"Okay, do you know how to use them?"
"I can figure it out; there are directions on the box"
"Okay, you do that, and let me talk to Jess again, okay?"
"Alright"
"And tell you mom when she gets home."
"Okay, here's Jess"
"Jess" Lily called "Rory wants to talk to you" Lily said handing the phone back out the door to Jess.
"Hello?" Jess asked into the phone.
"Hey"
"So now what do I do?"
"You really are clueless, aren't you?" Rory asked, she rarely got the opportunity to tease Jess, and she wanted to make the best of this one.
"I'm far from clueless" Jess said in his own defense.
"Okay, you know everything there is to know about an eleven year old girl?" Rory asked, emphasizing the age.
"Wait, eleven?"
"Yeah, she's eleven; you're really good at guessing someone's age. If you didn't know my birthday I would love to know what age you would think I was, and oh Lorelai would just about fall head over heels if she heard you calling her an age younger than she is" Rory said in ranting mode.
"Huh, maybe I should try that"
"It may be a wise idea" Rory said, both herself and Jess knowing how Jess wasn't exactly Lorelai's favorite person.
"Okay, seriously though, what do I do when she comes out?"
'Don't make a big deal over it, she'll probably be embarrassed. Go back to um…reading?" Rory guessed.
"Good guess"
"Well it's not that hard to figure out, considering who I'm talking to."
"Yeah, yeah…uh she's coming out; I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"Alright, bye Jess"
"Uh, Rory?"
"Yeah"
"Thanks"
"No problem, bye" Rory hung up and sprawled out on her bed, it was 11:00 and she had to deal with Paris in the morning. Rory reached up and turned off the light to go to bed.
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Lily walked out of the bathroom to find Jess in the chair reading again.
"Hey is everything okay?" Jess asked as she walked past him.
"Yeah, I'm fine" Lily said as if nothing had happened. "Sorry I screamed it kind of caught me off guard."
"Yeah, no problem" Jess responded. Lily continued to stare at Jess. "Is there a problem? There's no need to be embarrassed." Jess said.
"Oh, I'm not embarrassed." Well it seems that Rory doesn't quite know everything Jess thought. "I don't see why I would be, I mean it's a natural occurrence in life" Lily continued.
"Okay, then why are you staring at me?"
"Just trying to figure you out"
"Well don't"
"Who's Rory?" Lily asked.
"Why do you want to know?"
"She's your girlfriend, right? She's really nice."
"How'd you know she's my girlfriend?"
"I'm very good at reading people, and you're a bit harder to figure out, but I think I'm getting there."
"Getting where, exactly?"
"To figuring you out…you're not good at this conversation thing are you?"
"I thought you were the quiet one."
"Well, I guess you thought wrong."
"Jimmy said you don't talk much."
"Well, what is much?" Lily asked, this statement immediately made Jess remember the first night he met Rory, she asked if he read, and he responded with 'not much' then lather on, after he gave her back a book he had 'borrowed' she asked 'I thought you didn't read much?' he responded with 'what is much?' then she nicknamed him 'Dodger.'
"So you just don't talk to Jimmy?"
"No I do, Jimmy is a good guy, and he and my mom are good together."
"Okay" Jess said, not really sure how to respond to that statement, he didn't really know Jimmy or Sasha. Just then, Jimmy and Sasha came home.
"Hey, how'd it go?" Sasha asked walking over to Lily.
"Good" Lily said, and Sasha looked over at Jess. He nodded, "It went well" he said.
"I started my period" Lily said out of the blue, ten walked off to bed.
"I thought you said it went well" Jimmy said, taken aback by Lily's blunt comment.
"It did"
"You knew how to handle that?" Sasha asked.
"No, but my girlfriend did." Jess looked at Sasha and he could tell she wanted more information. "I called Rory, and she talked to Lily…everything's fine."
"Well, okay then" Sasha responded.
"Uh, good night Jess" Jimmy said as he led Sasha to their bedroom.
"'Night" Jess called after them.
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A/N: Okay, so I really hoped you liked it, please tell me in the form of a review!