Of Pink Hair and Spanish Flair

I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman does.

WARNING!: This series is about CupidxJuandissimo. Don't like, don't read.

Relationship: Lovers.

Word: Hair

A fetish for pink hair was odd, but Juandissimo could swear he was developing it.

One morning, when he woke up, he rolled on to his side. Cupid was still asleep, dressed in white pyjamas decorated with red and pink hearts. It wasn't all that normal for Juandissimo to wake up first. Cupid always insisted he had a busy schedule, therefore had to wake up early. Maybe Cupid forgot to set his alarm clock. Juandissimo took a glance at the love heart clock on Cupid's bedside table. It ticked away innocently. Juandissimo looked back to Cupid and smiled gently, keeping his eyes on his lover - or, more accurately, his hair.

Cupid always put a curler into his hair before bed and Juandissimo couldn't help but be reminded of Wanda. She used to do the same and she probably still did.

Juandissimo didn't quite know what it was about Cupid's hair he particularly liked. Perhaps it was the bright shade of pink or maybe just the style…No, he was pretty sure it was the pink colour. But what it was about the colour he found so darn fascinating, he didn't know. Cupid's shade was different then Wanda's. Cupid's was more like bubblegum or cotton candy. Wanda's was…well, winter. That's how she had put it anyway. Juandissimo didn't quite understand why they called them by the seasons and he couldn't remember if Cupid called himself a summer or a spring. Oh, well. His hair was nice and pink.

This little 'fetish' hadn't started with Wanda or Cupid. Ever since kindergarten, Juandissimo had been friends with pink-haired magical creatures; be they fairies, elves or sprites. Come to think of it, he didn't think he'd ever seen Cupid at school. He'd have to ask his lover about that later. Anyway, Juandissimo was sure it wasn't the hair that he had liked when he was a child, but, thinking back, he remembered he was friends with a lot of pink-haired people. As he grew up, the pink hair returned but this time on beautiful women that he had fun flirting with. One of them had been Wanda and everyone knows how that turned out. After Wanda, he'd been seen with a few pink-haired people - all of them women. They hadn't been dating, but they were just his 'fans'. Then it'd been Cupid.

Since almost every fairy in Fairy World had a hunch that Juandissimo liked pink hair, no one was really surprised when they often saw him with Cupid. After all, who was 'pinker' then Cupid? Pink hair, pink suit, pink mansion. Even the curler he put in his hair was pink! What they were surprised at was the fact that Juandissimo was hanging around a male for once. Looking back, Juandissimo saw that no, there hadn't been many pink-haired males. Maybe one or two who had inherited the pink hair from a past family member or had dyed it. Juandissimo knew that Cupid's hair colour was natural. Like most other magical creatures, he had just inherited his hair colour from a family member.

Juandissimo frowned and looked away from Cupid. He hadn't met any other member of Cupid's family. Cupid mentioned his mother sometimes, about how protective she could be of him, but that was about it. Cupid hadn't met any members of Juandissimo's family, save for Juandissimo himself (obviously). That would have to happen sometime. Sometime, perhaps, after Fairy World found out about it; which, admittedly, hadn't happened yet.

Juandissimo looked at Cupid again. For now, this pink-haired wonder being his lover was their little secret. Juandissimo smirked at the idea and gently stroked Cupid's pink hair with the back of his index finger.

"Why're you staring at me?"

Juandissimo snapped back to reality. During his thoughts, Cupid had opened one eye and began staring at him with one eyebrow raised. Cupid was not a morning person - not until he had his coffee. Juandissimo opened his mouth to reply, but Cupid suddenly shot up; both eyes open. "What time is it?!" He grabbed his alarm clock and his eyes, quite literally, shot out of his head. "Why didn't this go off?!" He turned to Juandissimo. "Why didn't you wake me?!"

Before Juandissimo could reply, Cupid threw the blanket off and jumped off the bed. He tossed open the doors to his closet, grabbing his suit, bow tie and a diaper; at the same time as trying to get his pyjama shirt off. Juandissimo just blinked as Cupid got his white shirt on and tied his tie frantically. Honestly, magic was wasted on this man…

As he slipped on his coat, Cupid exclaimed, "I'll see you later! I'm late!" and zipped out of the door in a pink blur.

Juandissimo blinked twice. His eyes became half-lidded, "Perhaps I should tell him he still has the curler in his hair…"

Author's note:

Since getting back into Fairly Odd Parents and becoming a fan of CupidxJuandissimo, I've heard quite a few jokes about Juandissimo supposed love for pink hair. I've giggled at, at least, all of them because they are quite good.

In my mind, when Cupid was little, he had a hair style like Cosmo's and Timmy's. Why? In Love Struck, when he began getting weak, his hair flopped down into the style that Cosmo and Timmy have their hair and I thought it looked kinda good on him. I know that, in Poof's Playdate, when he's turned into a baby, he still has his own hair style but, hey, Juandissimo still has his ponytail and - judging by Poof's hair (literally, hair) - I doubt that's what he really looked like as a baby. Anyway, I think that, as Cupid got a bit older, he began curling his hair. Plus, when Timmy's or Cosmo's hair gets blown in the wind, they kinda get Cupid's haircut. *Shrugs*

I forgot to mention before that these one-shots don't happen in chronological order. That's why I always mention, at the beginning, whether they're lovers or friends.

Since you guys obviously want me to write a sequel to Live for the Chase, I will. And I…have written the beginning. I kinda know what's going to happen now, so, hopefully, it'll be posted sometime soon.

My DVD of series six (volume one, which is Fairly Odd Baby to Poof's Playdate) finally arrived today and I've been happily grinning my face off while watching it. Why? In Fairly Odd Baby, Cupid jumps into Juandissimo's arms and Juandissimo has his hand on Cupid's butt for about a second. Seriously, look up a screenshot of that moment. Series six has so much CupidxJuandissimo! Makes me so happy…

QUESTION TIME!: Does anyone know any good songs for CupidxJuandissimo? I'm at a total loss for a good song for them and I need something to listen to while I'm writing fluff. Right now, I just listen to random songs on my ipod. Thanks. :D