Dr. Phil:Its obvious what these couples need to do.
Carlisle, Jasper, Emmett: Get new ho's (god why does everyone keep going wangster)
Dr. Phil: NO!! What I think these couples need to re discover there love so there going to have to do three things
Alice suddenly jumps out of her chair and starts skipping in a circle singing Low
Edward: Damn
Dr. Phil: First you are going to go all American Gladiator on each other and compete girls vs. guys, then the girls are going to lock the boys in a closet and read them mushy poetry… MUAHAHAHAHA… then the boys will get a day and the girls have to do what ever they ask then the girls will get the same thing.
Emmett: but if I am right the girls get an extra day.
Edward: Really!
Carlisle: NO WAY
Jasper: No shit Sherlock, this is why I do our taxes… and balance the check book…and manage the money…. What would they do without me.
Edward: Celebrate
Dr. Phil and the Cullens except jasper getup and start singing and dancing
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