Crash Bandicoot: The Beggining Chapter 4

Crash and Aku countinued thier "Strole" in the jungle.

"We should beware, Crash." Aku said, breaking the quiet that was going on since "The Great Gate" (insert dramatic music here).

Crash's ears flickered,"Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?" Asked Aku.

"Nevermind,why should we beware, Aku?" Crash asked as he picked up a wumpa fruit from the floor and ate it.

"There's a Tribe chief named 'Papu-Papu', and if anyone interfears with his tribe, they'll get it." Aku siad, starting to be a little pestamistic.

"And I'm guessing that's us." Crash said.

"Correct,"

"Great, just what I needed." Suddenly, a HUGE staff came down on Crash nearly squishing him like a bug, but the latter moved out of the way just in time.

"Hey, what's the big idea?" Crash said as he turned to see a big, tan, half intelligent (maybe a quarter), with a feather like hat, or "crown".

"You must be Papu-Papu, right." Crash said, but he didn't answer he just swung his staff like if it were a baseball bat.

"Hey, Big Guy," Crash said,"I'm not an orange, don't eat me!" Crash thought that was a good joke, but Aku thought otherwise.

"Crash, stop goofing around."

"Fine, come on, hit m--" Crash was about to finish but was hit by Papu with his staff on his back. "Aw," Crash groaned,"Thay hurt!"

"Of course it did," AKu said,"It's not just a stick, you know."

Crash rolled his eyes,"Don't start." Crash then saw how he could defeat Papu-Papu. Papu was wareing some kind of "Man skirt" and Crash had a perfect plan.

"Hey, look, it's a burger!" Crash said as he pointed behind Papu. Papu turned and Crash pantsed him.

"Wow," Aku said," I guess that's one way you can win."

Crash was glad, since he thought he won,"Oh yeah, I win!!!" Papu then turned and hit Crash with his staff in his, let's say his "wumpa fruits".

"Good grief." crash said in a squeaky voice.

"Papu-Papu have snack," Papu said,"He eat now." Papu picked Crash up. Crash was recovering from the hit and jabbed Papu in the eyes. Papu dropped Crash and rubbed his eyes. Crash jumped and kicked Papu in the face, and Papu fell, right through the floor.

"Let's leave," Crash said,"Before I get hit again."

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Neo Cortex was looking out a window, he then grabbed a walky-talky from his belt buckle,"Have any of you seen him?"

"Nah," Pinstripe said.

"Nope," Koala Kong replied.

Ripper Roo replied with a snore.

"Ripper Roo, wake up you insulferable Kangaroo!!!" Cortex yelled into the walky-talky.

"Brio," Cortex said into the wlaky-talky,"What are you doing?"

"I'm working on the new magic eight ball, it shall be called 'The ball of N. Tertainment and N. Joyment'!!!"

"Oh, God," Cortex mumbled.

"Tell me when any of you find that bandicoot." Cortex said. His minions assured him that they will.

"I need better minions," Cortex said.

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"Where are we now?" Crash asked.

"N. Tensity Island." Aku said.

"Wow," Crash said,"This place is full of puns."

"Yes, indeed. Isn't it 'punny'?" Aku said, trying to crack a joke.

"Oh, God, Aku." Crash said as he rubbed his temples.

"At least I gave it a shot." AKu said.

"Are there anyother structures I should know about?" Crash asked.

"Yes," Aku said,"It is call 'The Road To Nowhere'." Then, though there were no clouds, thunder clapped.

"Great, 'The Road To Nowhere'." Crash said before he was struck by lightining.

"Hey," Crash said as he timidly got up,"Why didn't you get struck?"

"Silly," Aku said,"Only mortals get struck by lightining when you say 'The Road To Nowhere'." Crash was struck by lightining, again.