If Convenient

by Queerasil

Sergeant Greg Lestrade is hopelessly out of his league on every case that comes across his desk. With his marriage and career on the brink, he fears he might lose everything. That is, until a certain Consulting Addict starts texting him the answers to every case. Because nothing else matters when you've got a phone and a friend. Set pre-series. Told entirely in texts. Mystrade.

4. 4

Why aren't you at the club 2nite? IT is POPPIN'. Seb

How high are you, Seb? SH

I am exactly as high as you should be. Seb

HAAA! Seb

Victor got some of this good Portuguese stuff. It'll lift you right out of your shoes. Seb

He's giving away free samples! Seb

Freak, you're missing out! Seb

Whatever. I can only hope you paid Victor. Seb'

The money might have gotten a little... dirty on the way there, but he got it. SH

Oh, Sherly girly, you didn't betray our friend, did you? Seb

Our benefactor wouldn't be very please with that, would he? Seb

Ts ts ts. Seb

He's got the money, that's all that's important. SH

Yeah, but it'd make such a good story if you told me how you got it. Seb

Not very exciting. I sold my violin. SH

You got 500 quid for that? Seb

It might have contained something very valuable... SH

A certain ITEM we all share a proclivity for. SH

Hint. Hint. Hint. SH

Oh, you didn't. Seb

Victor is going to kill you. Seb

Probably. That is rather the point. SH